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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4960 on: June 4, 2023, 04:09:11 pm »
Is he a new member of our medical staff?

He actually is a specialist in ‘The Chronic’ issues.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4961 on: June 4, 2023, 04:11:41 pm »
He actually is a specialist in ‘The Chronic’ issues.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4962 on: June 4, 2023, 04:20:55 pm »
Is he a new member of our medical staff?
Klopp at his Presser: "Thiago is out. I don't know, maybe weeks, maybe months, that's how it is. The doctor tells me that there's a problem with deez nutz"
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4963 on: June 4, 2023, 04:33:44 pm »
Klopp at his Presser: "Thiago is out. I don't know, maybe weeks, maybe months, that's how it is. The doctor tells me that there's a problem with deez nutz"

Send him out to do post match press conferences.

"Andre, Thiago was taken off at halftime. Do you know what the problem us?"

"Yeah, he has a bad case of sakon"

"Sakon?"

"Sakon deez nutz, motherfucker" *walks out laughing*
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4964 on: June 4, 2023, 04:49:59 pm »
Dr Dre is a Liverpool fan.  ;D

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4965 on: June 4, 2023, 04:53:49 pm »
Dr Dre is a Liverpool fan.  ;D

He's wore Arsenal, United and Liverpool shirts previously, I don't think he knows who he supports.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4966 on: June 4, 2023, 04:53:59 pm »

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4967 on: June 4, 2023, 05:00:53 pm »
"Jürgen Klopp is bringing Liverpool's 'fuck you' back. And I can't wait."

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4968 on: June 4, 2023, 05:13:09 pm »
Forgot About Dre?

No. Was just trying to be funny but it didn't work 😕

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4969 on: June 4, 2023, 05:46:13 pm »
No. Was just trying to be funny but it didn't work 😕


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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4970 on: June 4, 2023, 07:14:50 pm »
No. Was just trying to be funny but it didn't work 😕

 :D

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4971 on: June 4, 2023, 10:50:44 pm »
No. Was just trying to be funny but it didn't work 😕
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4972 on: June 5, 2023, 02:24:14 am »
He's wore Arsenal, United and Liverpool shirts previously, I don't think he knows who he supports.

Short term memory loss from well you know.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4973 on: June 5, 2023, 04:45:05 am »
Dr Dre is a Liverpool fan.  ;D
He's wore Arsenal, United and Liverpool shirts previously, I don't think he knows who he supports.

He's supposed to have been a fan of Liverpool since he caught our 5-0 win against Forest on the telly when N.W.A were touring over here.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4974 on: June 5, 2023, 05:48:20 am »
Ah well, with a name like NWA it was always going to happen. Especially if they were Young at the time.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4975 on: June 25, 2023, 06:36:12 pm »
95 completed passes from 97 so far in 75 mins, 9 out of 9 long balls and his now usual 3 tackles per game also. Doubt we can buy better in the market, gonna be a legend here.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4976 on: June 25, 2023, 06:42:24 pm »
95 completed passes from 97 so far in 75 mins, 9 out of 9 long balls and his now usual 3 tackles per game also. Doubt we can buy better in the market, gonna be a legend here.

He is.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4977 on: June 25, 2023, 07:26:23 pm »

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4978 on: June 25, 2023, 07:30:44 pm »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4979 on: June 25, 2023, 07:53:57 pm »
The FSG boys are gonna hate the "like a new signing" shouts come end of the window.

120 out of 124 pass success rate.. Turning into a lovely little controlling central midfielder.

124 passes
97% pass accuracy
1 shot
1/1 accurate cross
9/9 accurate long balls
3 tackles
1 interception
1 blocked shot
3/4 duels won

Rather good Curtis!
« Last Edit: June 25, 2023, 07:59:13 pm by Draex »

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4980 on: June 25, 2023, 07:57:19 pm »
The FSG boys are gonna hate the "like a new signing" shouts come end of the window.

120 out of 124 pass success rate.. Turning into a lovely little controlling central midfielder.


Fucking hell  :butt ...



...and still fucking hell after the edit.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2023, 08:45:03 pm by WhereAngelsPlay »
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4981 on: June 25, 2023, 08:03:27 pm »
The FSG boys are gonna hate the "like a new signing" shouts come end of the window.

120 out of 124 pass success rate.. Turning into a lovely little controlling central midfielder.

124 passes
97% pass accuracy
1 shot
1/1 accurate cross
9/9 accurate long balls
3 tackles
1 interception
1 blocked shot
3/4 duels won

Rather good Curtis!

Right where he left off from the last 10 games of the season

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4982 on: June 25, 2023, 08:11:08 pm »

Fucking hell  :butt
"FSG boys".  :lmao


They don't half talk some reet shit.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4983 on: June 25, 2023, 08:15:29 pm »
Hey recruitment boys, we've already got one of the best young 8s in Europe, how about we get a 6 to help him out instead of some other U21 8s he's better than?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4984 on: June 25, 2023, 08:18:52 pm »
One of Klopp’s consistent traits since becoming manager is to cut ties - kind of ruthlessly - with promising young players who fall short of the required standards. He’ll give them the opportunity but will also remove them from the picture pretty quickly. Woodburn, Wilson, Kent, Ojo, Solanke, Morton, and now Carvalho…they’ve all been taken out the firing line one way or another.

The fact Jones has been handled differently indicates how highly he’s rated and not simply a placeholder for somebody to eventually replace him.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4985 on: June 25, 2023, 08:20:49 pm »
Give Jones the #8  8) 8) 8)

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4986 on: June 25, 2023, 08:23:55 pm »
"FSG boys".  :lmao


They don't half talk some reet shit.

It's fucking mental isn't it.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4987 on: June 25, 2023, 08:27:12 pm »
The FSG boys are gonna hate the "like a new signing" shouts come end of the window.

120 out of 124 pass success rate.. Turning into a lovely little controlling central midfielder.

124 passes
97% pass accuracy
1 shot
1/1 accurate cross
9/9 accurate long balls
3 tackles
1 interception
1 blocked shot
3/4 duels won

Rather good Curtis!

We still need another 2. Maccalister jones Bajcetic plus another 2 should be what we build our midfield around. Get Henderson in the Milner role, Thiago when fit will still contribute and Fabinho can leave if we can fleece anyone into giving us a transfer fee for him.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4988 on: June 25, 2023, 08:31:37 pm »
We still need another 2. Maccalister jones Bajcetic plus another 2 should be what we build our midfield around. Get Henderson in the Milner role, Thiago when fit will still contribute and Fabinho can leave if we can fleece anyone into giving us a transfer fee for him.

100%, just happy to see Jones kicking on, he’s got all the talent.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4989 on: June 25, 2023, 08:35:08 pm »
One of Klopp’s consistent traits since becoming manager is to cut ties - kind of ruthlessly - with promising young players who fall short of the required standards. He’ll give them the opportunity but will also remove them from the picture pretty quickly. Woodburn, Wilson, Kent, Ojo, Solanke, Morton, and now Carvalho…they’ve all been taken out the firing line one way or another.

The fact Jones has been handled differently indicates how highly he’s rated and not simply a placeholder for somebody to eventually replace him.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4990 on: June 25, 2023, 08:39:26 pm »
100%, just happy to see Jones kicking on, he’s got all the talent.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4991 on: June 25, 2023, 08:44:49 pm »
Played well there, nice to see him carry his end of season form on.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4992 on: June 25, 2023, 08:46:11 pm »
We still need another 2. Maccalister jones Bajcetic plus another 2 should be what we build our midfield around. Get Henderson in the Milner role, Thiago when fit will still contribute and Fabinho can leave if we can fleece anyone into giving us a transfer fee for him.
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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4993 on: June 25, 2023, 11:13:20 pm »
The way its looking and the way he has been playing Id rather us not sign another attacking midfielder and just get a defensive one. Dont think any player we have properly been linked with is better than Jones.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4994 on: June 25, 2023, 11:44:42 pm »
Hey recruitment boys, we've already got one of the best young 8s in Europe, how about we get a 6 to help him out instead of some other U21 8s he's better than?
Good thing we bought Curtis for 80m innit?

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4995 on: June 25, 2023, 11:50:34 pm »
The way its looking and the way he has been playing Id rather us not sign another attacking midfielder and just get a defensive one. Dont think any player we have properly been linked with is better than Jones.

This has been my reasoning all along.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4996 on: June 26, 2023, 12:02:48 am »
This has been my reasoning all along.
Same. I suspect Klopp would still like a high-energy runner in midfield though, someone like Keita (pre-signing) or Ox, but I'd like a destroyer option. Still, with the kids all pushing on and Hendo, Fabinho, Thiago all there next year it could be next summer before it happens. Can't see us signing three midfielders this window at all. Could be we see Bobby Clark and/or Tyler Morton get minutes instead, especially without the Champions League group stage next season.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4997 on: June 26, 2023, 08:46:29 am »
The way its looking and the way he has been playing Id rather us not sign another attacking midfielder and just get a defensive one. Dont think any player we have properly been linked with is better than Jones.

I'd rather we get both. I've backed Jones all throughout his injury issues and even I'm surprised at how amazing he's been this past few months, but we need to be able to rotate without relying on players who can't run or don't fit.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4998 on: June 26, 2023, 01:40:40 pm »
Good thing we bought Curtis for 80m innit?

if thats how much we could flog him off for im getting the babel copter ready for whichever clubs willing to pay the amount

we could then buy a replacement for 35m or some amount lower. cause thats how FSG roll innit ;D

that pass would have been a hockey assist if downing was at the end of it.

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Re: Curtis Jones
« Reply #4999 on: June 26, 2023, 02:37:20 pm »
if thats how much we could flog him off for im getting the babel copter ready for whichever clubs willing to pay the amount

we could then buy a replacement for 35m or some amount lower. cause thats how FSG roll innit ;D

that pass would have been a hockey assist if downing was at the end of it.
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