Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman are sitting in a bar talking about beekeeping.
Paddy Englishman says "I've got 50 bees in the hive. They produce 1 jar of fresh honey every week. But because there's only 50 bees, they're the happiest bees in the world."
Paddy Scotsman says "I've got 100 bees in the hive. They produce 1 jar of fresh honey every 2 to 3 days. I've been thinking about splitting them in to 2 hives, but they seem quite happy and there's enough room for them all in the 1 hive."
Paddy Irish man says "I've got 800,000 bees in 1 hive and I'm getting a fresh jar of honey every hour."
Paddy Englishman says "800,000 bees in 1 hive? That's terrible. There's no way they're happy being so cramped and living in those conditions."
Paddy Irish man says "Fuck 'em."