Topic: General West Ham thread

[Stockholm Syndrome]

Southgate, who my uncle met once by a river and described him to me as the most boring man he'd ever met

Are you sure it was by a river and not in the Riverside Stadium?

I would expect that a bit more than just rocking up to a river bank and Gareth Southgate is there

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Are you sure it was by a river and not in the Riverside Stadium?

I would expect that a bit more than just rocking up to a river bank and Gareth Southgate is there

Just on a walk in the area years ago, can't remember where it was he said. Not shocked though

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Are you sure it was by a river and not in the Riverside Stadium?

I would expect that a bit more than just rocking up to a river bank and Gareth Southgate is there

Stadium is next to the Tees.

[Red-Soldier]

Stadium is next to the Tees.

Hence Riverside 

[Terry de Niro]

Southgate, who my uncle met once by a river and described him to me as the most boring man he'd ever met

I met him at the Hilton Hotel in Vilamoura when he was manager of Middlesbrough. They were there for pre-season training etc. 2008/09 season.
A mate of mine who worked at the hotel introduced me to him and he was indeed very boring.
I thanked him in advance for our 6 points against them for the upcoming season.
He wasn't amused at all.

We won the first match at Anfield 2-1 and lost the second one at the Riverside 2-0.   

[Crosby Nick]

I remember reading how before that game at the Riverside he posted a picture of ‘that prick with a guitar from the Algarve” on the home dressing room wal and then left without saying a word. Well done Terry.

[Peabee]

I met Gareth Southgate and I was sent instantly into a coma where I was fending off a T-Rex and its armada, on a canal, with a 6 foot golden sword that I drew from an Irish fella’s throat… so he’s not that boring. 

[WhereAngelsPlay]

I met Gareth Southgate and I was sent instantly into a coma where I was fending off a T-Rex and its armada, on a canal, with a 6 foot golden sword that I drew from an Irish fella’s throat… so he’s not that boring.

Did you lick him ?

[Peabee]

Did you lick him ?

The dinosaur?

[afc tukrish]

The dinosaur?

That's called 'Effesing' round RAWK way...

[zero zero]

I remember reading how before that game at the Riverside he posted a picture of ‘that prick with a guitar from the Algarve” on the home dressing room wal and then left without saying a word. Well done Terry.

[FiSh77]

I met him at the Hilton Hotel in Vilamoura when he was manager of Middlesbrough. They were there for pre-season training etc. 2008/09 season.
A mate of mine who worked at the hotel introduced me to him and he was indeed very boring.
I thanked him in advance for our 6 points against them for the upcoming season.
He wasn't amused at all.

We won the first match at Anfield 2-1 and lost the second one at the Riverside 2-0.   

Was at that 2-0 at the Riverside, El Zhar started up front, Brad Jones celebrating in front of us when the 2nd went in, fucking grim stuff

[Crosby Nick]

Was at that 2-0 at the Riverside, El Zhar started up front, Brad Jones celebrating in front of us when the 2nd went in, fucking grim stuff

Skrtel playing at right back.

I’ll say no more about that one - I reckon the signals will get picked up!

[Terry de Niro]

I remember reading how before that game at the Riverside he posted a picture of ‘that prick with a guitar from the Algarve” on the home dressing room wal and then left without saying a word. Well done Terry.

[Redbonnie]

See Kurt Zoumas house has been raided and his watches robbed, heard it was a cat burglar.

[TheShanklyGates]

Rolled out the red carpet for us in the League Cup then got back-to-back wins against the Mancs and Arsenal in the league.

He's a good lad is Moyeseh

[disgraced cake]

MOYSIIIEEEEEE!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

Off to buy some fucking bubbles

[rawcusk8]

If I see an ill word spoken of Moyseh on these boards ever again I’ll fuckin have ya! He’s a football genius, time he got the respect he deserves

[Fromola]

Nice one Moyes. Expected him to do a Rodgers and put a full strength side out at Anfield in the cup and then roll over to United and Arsenal making his changes then.

[Andar]

Moyesy is smashing it. Might be in the race for that 5th spot, but likely will miss out in the end.

[RedSince86]

https://twitter.com/Scott_Law29/status/1740500248454119485

[MonsLibpool]

Rolled out the red carpet for us in the League Cup then got back-to-back wins against the Mancs and Arsenal in the league.

He's a good lad is Moyeseh

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[disgraced cake]

Ogbonna and Mavraponos looked pub league standard at Anfield, tonight they were excellent

[Fromola]

Rolled out the red carpet for us in the League Cup then got back-to-back wins against the Mancs and Arsenal in the league.

He's a good lad is Moyeseh

Nice win at Spurs as well.

[Agent99]

That Kudus is pretty good

[spider-neil]

Moysie absolutely right. Throw the League Cup and then win at Manu and Arsenal.

[Redbonnie]

Moyes looking very attractive last night, the light from the scoreboard brought out his gorgeous blue eyes.

[Crosby Nick]

Moyes looking very attractive last night, the light from the scoreboard brought out his gorgeous blue eyes.

His hair has aged manificently too. Where once he looked borderline ginger, he’s now a resplendent sandy colour. Talk about growing old gracefully. Woof.

[Hestoic]

What a fucking stud, Moyeseh.

[elsewhere]

Moyes looking very attractive last night, the light from the scoreboard brought out his gorgeous blue eyes.

At times we had questionmarks about his tactics but let's be real, no men has ever argued that he is one of the sexiest managers ever.

[Zee_26]

His hair has aged manificently too. Where once he looked borderline ginger, he’s now a resplendent sandy colour. Talk about growing old gracefully. Woof.

Ageing without ageing?

[DangerScouse]

18 points better off than this stage last season. Some job he's doing and looks like he's getting a contract extension.

[Boaty McBoatface]

Paqueta possibly out for a couple of months. Has Moyes been testing his resolve?

[newterp]

Paqueta possibly out for a couple of months. Has Moyes been testing his resolve?

this is the betting ban. sort of like when Jordan left basketball to play baseball....way more nefarious things were going on.


Ok - probably not the case here - but I'm running with it until proven wrong.

[Redley]

18 points better off than this stage last season. Some job he's doing and looks like he's getting a contract extension.

Really good job he’s doing. Quite a leap though…and Arsenal doing a lot worse than last season. Wonder if there could be a link.