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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #520 on: January 8, 2023, 09:06:54 pm »
Quote from: soxfan on July 10, 2020, 03:28:59 pm
Saw this story on another forum. ;D

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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #521 on: January 9, 2023, 08:18:30 am »
My wife spells 'won't' as 'want'

even in professional emails

she just never seemed to learn or have her brain register that 'won't' is spelt the way it is.
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #522 on: January 9, 2023, 07:53:14 pm »
“Why do they keep going on about Davros?


“You mean Davos?”


“No, Davros”

#shows wife picture of Davros


“Oh”
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #523 on: January 10, 2023, 02:53:57 pm »
Quote from: AndyInVA on January  9, 2023, 08:18:30 am
My wife spells 'won't' as 'want'

even in professional emails

she just never seemed to learn or have her brain register that 'won't' is spelt the way it is.

That can lead to all kinds of misunderstandings. I want let you (insert own text) ...... ;D
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #524 on: January 10, 2023, 02:59:41 pm »
I won't divorce.
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #525 on: April 13, 2023, 12:30:16 pm »
My wife sent our youngest daughter a message and ended it with an emoji of what she thought was a pair of angel wings.

Our youngest asked in reply why she was sending her a pair of lungs.

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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #526 on: April 13, 2023, 01:59:01 pm »
Our anniversary coming up soon and I told her I got her something really nice, but I can't say what it is or give any clues. "You're keeping me in suspension!" was her answer
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #527 on: April 13, 2023, 02:01:43 pm »
Quote from: I've been a good boy on April 13, 2023, 01:59:01 pm
Our anniversary coming up soon and I told her I got her something really nice, but I can't say what it is or give any clues. "You're keeping me in suspension!" was her answer

Maybe that's afterwards when you give her the surprise?
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #528 on: May 7, 2023, 05:09:58 pm »
The daughter has bought the grandson a pair of Stan Smith trabs.

My missus comes out with earlier while walking around Cheshire Scrotes retail park.  "Nicole has bought Freddie some Stan Boardmans"

She cant explain why she said it, but Fucking hell, I ripped her to shreds nevertheless :lmao
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #529 on: May 7, 2023, 06:42:03 pm »
Quote from: Buck Pete on May  7, 2023, 05:09:58 pm
The daughter has bought the grandson a pair of Stan Smith trabs.

My missus comes out with earlier while walking around Cheshire Scrotes retail park.  "Nicole has bought Freddie some Stan Boardmans"

She cant explain why she said it, but Fucking hell, I ripped her to shreds nevertheless :lmao

the silly fokker  ;)
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #530 on: May 7, 2023, 08:43:50 pm »
Stop staring at my tits.
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #531 on: May 7, 2023, 08:57:24 pm »
Quote from: rob1966 on May  7, 2023, 08:43:50 pm
Stop staring at my tits.
How did she respond when you said that?
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #532 on: May 7, 2023, 10:30:26 pm »
Quote from: I've been a good boy on May  7, 2023, 08:57:24 pm
How did she respond when you said that?

She was well pissed off
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #533 on: January 19, 2024, 06:32:36 pm »
Anyone’s wife do this?

In a mall

Her: omg I’m so hungry I feel like I’m going to pass out, we need to go eat.

Me: ok let’s go the restaurant section.

3mins later

Her: let’s just stop in this store I want to look at this dress.

X3
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #534 on: January 19, 2024, 06:48:23 pm »
Can you set the Sky to record Love Island for me please
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #535 on: January 19, 2024, 08:01:37 pm »
Quote from: Chakan on January 19, 2024, 06:32:36 pm
Anyone’s wife do this?

In a mall

Her: omg I’m so hungry I feel like I’m going to pass out, we need to go eat.

Me: ok let’s go the restaurant section.

3mins later

Her: let’s just stop in this store I want to look at this dress.

X3


She's communicating information to you that has neither to do with nutrition nor habiliments.

You know this...
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #536 on: January 19, 2024, 08:22:49 pm »
Quote from: afc tukrish on January 19, 2024, 08:01:37 pm
She's communicating information to you that has neither to do with nutrition nor habiliments.

You know this...

Hahah I know, just girls are from Venus boys earth.
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #537 on: January 19, 2024, 08:30:31 pm »
"I don't have time to be efficient."
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #538 on: January 19, 2024, 09:11:39 pm »
I Do.
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #539 on: February 18, 2024, 09:29:23 pm »
"Is that Ronnie Wood?!"

It was Jimmy White punditing on the snooker.
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Re: Stupid Things Your Wife / Husband / Partner Say
« Reply #540 on: February 19, 2024, 12:06:28 am »
"I don't lie.  I flavour the truth."
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