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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1560 on: February 5, 2024, 10:53:56 am »
There seems to be a real life variant of Toy Story - when humans aren't around, Bombay Mix comes to life. Despite the fact that it tends to get consumed in one room only, I keep finding the stuff all round the house  :o

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1561 on: February 5, 2024, 11:01:47 am »
Lego Pep. He's proper weird isn't he?

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1562 on: February 5, 2024, 12:13:43 pm »
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

- The Upanishads.

The heart knows the way. Run in that direction

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1563 on: February 5, 2024, 12:29:55 pm »
Bills .
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1564 on: February 5, 2024, 01:31:33 pm »
you win Slowest Reader of the Year Award.  :)

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1565 on: February 5, 2024, 02:17:37 pm »
As a shorts all year round kind of guy I would say it's a pure comfort thing. Plus it's been about 13 degrees celsius for about a month now which is hardly peak winter weather.

Can't get on board with the flip flops though.


I hate flip flops, once saw one at a car boot, a single flip flop for 50p (probably £1 in todays money), there were no takers.


Just how bad would you feel if you had one leg and wanted just one flip flop and it was a left when you wanted a right


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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1566 on: February 5, 2024, 03:49:57 pm »
Just how bad would you feel if you had one leg and wanted just one flip flop and it was a left when you wanted a right

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1567 on: February 6, 2024, 08:30:49 am »

I hate flip flops, once saw one at a car boot, a single flip flop for 50p (probably £1 in todays money), there were no takers.


Just how bad would you feel if you had one leg and wanted just one flip flop and it was a left when you wanted a right


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Or if you had two left feet and wanted a pair of Flip Flips
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1568 on: February 9, 2024, 03:41:18 pm »
This

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1569 on: February 9, 2024, 03:42:57 pm »

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1570 on: February 9, 2024, 03:44:47 pm »
Is that a turtle?
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1571 on: February 9, 2024, 03:45:51 pm »
"The greatest argument against democracy is to have a five minute conversation  with the average voter. "

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1572 on: February 9, 2024, 03:51:06 pm »
An alligator snapping turtle

Found in Cumbria  :o

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-68250382
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1573 on: March 20, 2024, 11:45:41 pm »
How come that if you forget to drink your cup of tea, it always manages to cool down far below the room temperature, against all the laws of physics?
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1574 on: March 22, 2024, 04:48:20 pm »
Hi Alanis :wave

Ha ha - that would be a cracking verse  ;D

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1575 on: March 22, 2024, 06:09:55 pm »
How come that if you forget to drink your cup of tea, it always manages to cool down far below the room temperature, against all the laws of physics?

Here you go.

Short is that it isn’t lower, it just seems that way as the mug/liquid remove heat from your hand much faster than air.

https://quicktothelab.wordpress.com/2011/03/13/why-does-cooled-tea-seem-colder-than-room-temperature/
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1576 on: March 22, 2024, 06:23:38 pm »
There seems to be a real life variant of Toy Story - when humans aren't around, Bombay Mix comes to life. Despite the fact that it tends to get consumed in one room only, I keep finding the stuff all round the house  :o

I found a great way of avoiding Bombay Mix all over the house
Simply put it straight into the hoover which saves you the trouble of actually hoovering it up , simple
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1577 on: March 23, 2024, 08:16:30 am »
Here you go.

Short is that it isn’t lower, it just seems that way as the mug/liquid remove heat from your hand much faster than air.

https://quicktothelab.wordpress.com/2011/03/13/why-does-cooled-tea-seem-colder-than-room-temperature/

Haha, great find, I knew it wasn't lower obviously, it just always feels like that.
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1578 on: March 25, 2024, 05:38:45 pm »
A beardy dude just went in the supermarket wearing a skirt.......to cold and windy for that.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1579 on: March 31, 2024, 10:04:32 am »
That people still have an interest in which bunch of toffs won a boat race and that its actually classed as national news

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1580 on: March 31, 2024, 12:10:09 pm »
That people still have an interest in which bunch of toffs won a boat race and that its actually classed as national news
now now - it's all British tradition which many foreigners love, and headlines like this  will always help tourism.

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/rowing/boat-race-oxford-cambridge-e-coli-b2521047.html
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1581 on: March 31, 2024, 07:47:28 pm »
The clock thing .
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1582 on: April 26, 2024, 04:24:09 pm »
Having experienced clubbing in the 90s I find it weird someone would object to being hugged cos they're a bit sweaty 🤷

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1583 on: May 27, 2024, 08:15:49 pm »
Went out for beers on Saturday afternoon and come 6 p.m ish there were two of us drinking in the place, two bar staff and the chef! It was a sunny day but still weird,a few folks did start to come in 10-15 minutes later and it filled up for The Celtics game.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1584 on: May 27, 2024, 09:14:19 pm »
Went out for beers on Saturday afternoon and come 6 p.m ish there were two of us drinking in the place, two bar staff and the chef! It was a sunny day but still weird,a few folks did start to come in 10-15 minutes later and it filled up for The Celtics game.
Don't suppose there were many Rangers fans in there in Boston?

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1585 on: May 28, 2024, 10:25:24 am »
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1586 on: May 30, 2024, 11:46:42 am »
I was in Mowgli on Tuesday night and some stranger comes over to talk to me, he didnt seem particularly pissed, then when we head back to our respective tables his mate is sat there looking for all the world like Joey Barton. He didnt just look like him but was trying to look like him, same glasses, same hair style.
Stupidly I acknowledged the similarities and then he says no Im the brother Mikey Barton and starts to randomly slag off womens football.

When I got back to my table I googled the brother who is actually called Michael but still in prison.

Fucking weird.



As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1587 on: May 30, 2024, 11:55:48 am »
I was in Mowgli on Tuesday night and some stranger comes over to talk to me, he didnt seem particularly pissed, then when we head back to our respective tables his mate is sat there looking for all the world like Joey Barton. He didnt just look like him but was trying to look like him, same glasses, same hair style.
Stupidly I acknowledged the similarities and then he says no Im the brother Mikey Barton and starts to randomly slag off womens football.

When I got back to my table I googled the brother who is actually called Michael but still in prison.

Fucking weird.

Imitating a racist murderer and his misogynist brother. Life goals.



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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1588 on: May 30, 2024, 11:58:58 am »
I was in Mowgli on Tuesday night


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« Reply #1589 on: May 30, 2024, 12:12:45 pm »
The Baloo Diaries is quite the read.

Hmm its usually Ray K who makes jokes that go over my head.

 
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1590 on: May 30, 2024, 12:14:29 pm »
I was in Mowgli on Tuesday night and some stranger comes over to talk to me, he didnt seem particularly pissed, then when we head back to our respective tables his mate is sat there looking for all the world like Joey Barton. He didnt just look like him but was trying to look like him, same glasses, same hair style.
Stupidly I acknowledged the similarities and then he says no Im the brother Mikey Barton and starts to randomly slag off womens football.

When I got back to my table I googled the brother who is actually called Michael but still in prison.

Fucking weird.




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« Reply #1591 on: May 30, 2024, 12:16:48 pm »
He was released in September 2022 ….

Yikes.  Makes me think more now.

Edit - like how did I miss the fact hes now out  :butt
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As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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« Reply #1592 on: May 30, 2024, 02:11:40 pm »
Yikes.  Makes me think more now.

Edit - like how did I miss the fact hes now out  :butt
It’s happened a long time ago now, that’s why I checked. But times flies I guess
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1593 on: May 30, 2024, 02:30:16 pm »
17 years for murder, and his knob head of a brother is still trying to play it down.

Forgive me for saying it, but the entire Barton family comes across as a pack of scum.
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« Reply #1594 on: May 30, 2024, 03:26:34 pm »
Hmm its usually Ray K who makes jokes that go over my head.

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« Reply #1595 on: May 30, 2024, 04:04:21 pm »
Hmm its usually Ray K and sometimes Barney who makes jokes that go over my head.

As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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« Reply #1596 on: May 30, 2024, 04:41:26 pm »
17 years for murder, and his knob head of a brother is still trying to play it down.

Forgive me for saying it, but the entire Barton family comes across as a pack of scum.


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Anthony Walker spent the evening of 29 July 2005 at home with his girlfriend, Louise Thompson, babysitting his nephew. At 11 p.m., the couple left the house and walked to the bus stop along with Walker's cousin Marcus Binns. There, they encountered Michael Barton, aged 17, who threatened to stab Walker and Binns. They hurled racist epithets at Walker, saying: 'walk, n*****, walk' as the trio passed by. As Walker, Thompson and Binns walked to another bus stop, near McGoldrick Park, Barton and his friend Paul Taylor, aged 20, followed them in a car and drove to the park, ambushing them when they reached it. Binns and Thompson managed to escape and ran away to get help, while Walker was fatally wounded when Taylor struck him in the head with an ice axe, which lodged in his skull, causing brain death. They then went to Amsterdam.


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'My brother lost 17 years of his life from 17,' Barton said. 'Because his mate who was his cousin at the time thought it would be a fantastic idea when they were having a f***ing scrap to pull an ice axe out, and swing it into somebody, and he's stuck it into somebody's head.'


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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1597 on: May 30, 2024, 04:42:44 pm »
Liz Truss but more significantly anyone who supports that weirdo
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Re: Things you find..weird
« Reply #1598 on: May 30, 2024, 06:01:52 pm »
Hmm its usually Ray K who makes jokes that go over my head.

 
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« Reply #1599 on: May 30, 2024, 06:25:55 pm »
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