I was in Mowgli on Tuesday night and some stranger comes over to talk to me, he didnt seem particularly pissed, then when we head back to our respective tables his mate is sat there looking for all the world like Joey Barton. He didnt just look like him but was trying to look like him, same glasses, same hair style.
Stupidly I acknowledged the similarities and then he says no Im the brother Mikey Barton and starts to randomly slag off womens football.
When I got back to my table I googled the brother who is actually called Michael but still in prison.
Fucking weird.