Just clicked on the footy. Hull Derby on the radio obviously. Come on Derby. Man Unted 1-0 B'mouth HT. Made me chuckle.
God it was fun at work... 'Yeah, but just imagine if we were 3-0 up after 10 minutes...'. Imagine what? 'What would be typical of us would be to 19-0 up and then conceed at the last minute.'
My favourite tho, was 'Hey ! We don't need to score 19, we only need to score 12... '. Then reads out the goals for/goals against on his phone in an animated manner... (pause) 'Oh hang on, that's Southampton.' Was in bits.