Topic: Misheard Lyrics

[Qston]

“Every breath You Take“ by The Police

the line “How my poor heart aches”

what I’ve heard for my entire life until this morning:

“I’m a pool hall ace”

That has just blown my mind, because until I just read this I thought the same thing !

[SvenJohansen]

There's some really laugh out loud ones here! 

[Brian Blessed]

That has just blown my mind, because until I just read this I thought the same thing !

My mishearing brother from another mother. Bring it in.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

This fella is hilarious!



https://www.facebook.com/coxy.official/reels/

[ScouserAtHeart]

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly", I always hear it as "I don't think you're ready for fish jelly"

[tubby]

"But still I'd leap in front of a flying blimp for you".  Pronounced 'ber-limp', always thought it was Morrissey being hilarious about leaping in front of a slow moving object.

[only6times]

There's some really laugh out loud ones here! 

What are the real lyrics?

[John C]

This fella is hilarious!

 

https://www.facebook.com/coxy.official/reels/

I've only listened to a couple of them but they seem brilliant, very, very good

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I've only listened to a couple of them but they seem brilliant, very, very good

I love 'em mate.

Come back and have a few bevvies and see his stuff. Honestly fucking brilliant

[Alan_X]

La Isla Bonita: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes..."

[Buck Pete]

La Isla Bonita: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes..."

I still refuse to believe the young lady in question, does not have a set of peepers like a pair of King Edwards.

[afc tukrish]

La Isla Bonita: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes..."

 

[duvva 💅]

La Isla Bonita: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes..."

Ah that reminds me

I used to think Papa Don’t Preach was Poppadom Preach

[Qston]

Don't bring me down by ELO

Thought since a kid that it was 'Don't bring ms down Bruce'

Turns out it is Groos. I just thought he was pissed off at Bruce

[Red_Mist]

Don't bring me down by ELO

Thought since a kid that it was 'Don't bring ms down Bruce'

Turns out it is Groos. I just thought he was pissed off at Bruce

Always thought that was Bruce as well

Anyone listen to Chris Hawkins on Radio 6, early morning show? His ‘names in songs’ are good for a chuckle, on Wednesdays I think.

https://twitter.com/BBC6Music/status/1676523814103007237

[Crosby Nick]

Always thought that was Bruce as well

Anyone listen to Chris Hawkins on Radio 6, early morning show? His ‘names in songs’ are good for a chuckle, on Wednesdays I think.

https://twitter.com/BBC6Music/status/1676523814103007237

Couple I always hear (I say always, very rarely hear the songs!)

Madonna - Erotic: Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie put your hands all over my body.

And a song that I don’t even know what it’s called, 90s/00s dance tune that asks: Handy Andy, kiss and squeeze me…Turn Me On by Kevin Lyttle apparently.

[Red_Mist]

Couple I always hear (I say always, very rarely hear the songs!)

Madonna - Erotic: Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie put your hands all over my body.

And a song that I don’t even know what it’s called, 90s/00s dance tune that asks: Handy Andy, kiss and squeeze me…Turn Me On by Kevin Lyttle apparently.

just had to listen to that Madge track

[only6times]

With the boys from the Mersey on the terrace with a tan.

[bradders1011]

Egypt was troubled by the horrible ass

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

But it was only half past three. The wall was too high, as you can see.

[Crosby Nick]

Egypt was troubled by the horrible ass

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

[Buck Pete]

just had to listen to that Madge track

Me too

[jambutty]

Venus if you will
Please send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who wants my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you

Charms? She's got no fucking head, no arms or legs, just a decent rack and a Brazilian.

Pure misogyny.

[Red Beret]

Oliver's Army by Elvis Costello.

Only until about 10 years ago, I thought it was "I am a Zombie". 

[Brian Blessed]

Debut is very, VERY good but I'm with you.  I loved the much heavier Second Coming.

From Atlanta, Georgia
to Longsight, Manchestehhhh

After reading this, I thought I’d found another lyric I’ve been mishearing for years.

But no, as I’ve been hearing, it’s moss side Manchester.

[Buck Pete]

After reading this, I thought I’d found another lyric I’ve been mishearing for years.

But no, as I’ve been hearing, it’s moss side Manchester.

Are you sure?

I was certain it was Longsight

I saw some lyric websites that had it as Moss Side.  Some have it as Longsight

[Buck Pete]

Yep, It's Longsight

God knows which version you been listening to mate

[Brian Blessed]

Yep, It's Longsight

God knows which version you been listening to mate

Haha

I only checked one lyrics site and it had moss side. I did not do my complete due diligence.

[Buck Pete]

Haha

I only checked one lyrics site and it had moss side. I did not do my complete due diligence.

And that's why it is the UNofficial Stone Roses website

I had to go listen to the track to stop doubting myself

[Brian Blessed]

And that's why it is the UNofficial Stone Roses website

I had to go listen to the track to stop doubting myself

I’ll have to listen, to see if I can hear the correct place.

[jambutty]

the chorus in Clapton's Mainline Florida apparently is not Midnight Photograph.

[Only Me]

Opening line of Without You by Maria Carey is a guddun:

Oh I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving...

[Terry de Niro]

Opening line of Without You by Maria Carey is a guddun:

Oh I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving...

I prefer those lyrics. 

[Crosby Nick]

I prefer those lyrics. 

I hear you go down a storm (when performing that song).

[Terry de Niro]

I hear you go down a storm (when performing that song).

I have all the women gushing.

[Brian Blessed]

I have all the women gushing.

I’m surprised, I always thought you were a little squirt.

[afc tukrish]

And I will pray to a big c*nt
as I kneel in a big church...

[jambutty]

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[Crosby Nick]

Opening line of Without You by Maria Carey is a guddun:

Oh I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving...

Still chuckling at this. Does actually sound like that.

[jambutty]

Better misheard via Harry Nilsson, no?