Topic: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)

[Wolverine]

Watching them against Arsenal yesterday just goes to show the difference a quality coach can make to a team. Dyche will be their new David Moyes and Goodison Park is going be a horrible place to gain any points from.

[Ghost Town]

Watching them against Arsenal yesterday just goes to show the difference a quality coach can make to a team. Dyche will be their new David Moyes and Goodison Park is going be a horrible place to gain any points from.

Lol

'Quality coach'.

It was a typical new manager first game, big opposition, game raise. It'll probably soon fizzle out as both Everton and Dyche revert to their normal states.

No need to get carried away

[Father Ted]

They’ll probably scrap their way to avoiding relegation (again) but beyond that, they’ll get fed up of shit-on-a-stick football every week like they did with Allardyce and demand the big coach & exciting football they feel a club like them deserves.

Still rather face Lampard’s demoralised rabble than a team with a new manager bounce, on top of their rabid hatred of us that always drags more effort/bad tackles out of any Everton side.

[Son of Spion]

Watching them against Arsenal yesterday just goes to show the difference a quality coach can make to a team. Dyche will be their new David Moyes and Goodison Park is going be a horrible place to gain any points from.

Every dog (of war  ) has its day, but you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, and both Dyche and Everton are sow's ears.

Type will be reverted to once the initial bluff and bluster wears off.

[rob1966]

Ashamed to admit I put a tenner on an Everton and Wolves double at the weekend, frankly.

Might as well get some joy out of a shit day

[rob1966]

Every dog (of war  ) has its day, but you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, and both Dyche and Everton are sow's ears.

Type will be reverted to once the initial bluff and bluster wears off.

I dunno, they looked half decent yesterday, they deserved to win that game. With Bournemouth and Southampton losing yesterday, their tails will be up. Leeds are losing at Forest right now, Leeds then have the Mancs in a double header this week and then Everton, after the Derby have Leeds at home, then Villa home. They could quite easily be out of the bottom 3 by the end of the month.

[btroom]

Watching them against Arsenal yesterday just goes to show the difference a quality coach can make to a team. Dyche will be their new David Moyes and Goodison Park is going be a horrible place to gain any points from.

why we do this every single year?  new manager bounce even duncan ferguson had it vs chelsea

[mikeb58]

I dunno, they looked half decent yesterday, they deserved to win that game. With Bournemouth and Southampton losing yesterday, their tails will be up. Leeds are losing at Forest right now, Leeds then have the Mancs in a double header this week and then Everton, after the Derby have Leeds at home, then Villa home. They could quite easily be out of the bottom 3 by the end of the month.

I can't see 3 worse teams than them, the yard dog  approach won't turn them around that much, still no real goal threat in the team. I can see Southampton and Bouremouth going down but reckon the team's above them will escape.

Leeds maybe in trouble, but Forest, West Ham and Wolves I reckon will be ok.

I think Everton and Leeds in particular will swap places a few times with Leeds coming out on top when it matters.

[Son of Spion]

I dunno, they looked half decent yesterday, they deserved to win that game. With Bournemouth and Southampton losing yesterday, their tails will be up. Leeds are losing at Forest right now, Leeds then have the Mancs in a double header this week and then Everton, after the Derby have Leeds at home, then Villa home. They could quite easily be out of the bottom 3 by the end of the month.

Oh, I don't think they'll go down, but I don't see them being anything other than the Everton we all know and love under Dyche.

[rob1966]

Anyone watch Michael McIntyre last night?

There was a Blue on it, he'd seen the shit going on in Ukraine, so he went to Poland then to the Ukraine border to help. So the show set it up so that, at the friendly with Dinamo Kyiv, they asked him to sit on the bench as they were missing a sub. They signed him as a player, then last few minutes they sent him out to warm up, then he want back inside. They then dragged him back out and put him on to take a pen. It was brilliant to watch.

What it drove home is that there are wonderful people who follow the club and it made me think that I'd rather the city had two PL clubs, they just need to sort the fan base out and get rid of the vermin.

I fucking hate you Michael McIntyre...

[The North Bank]

Hope they get relegated. Sick of them beating us every season. The worst part is that its those 3 points they get against us that keeps keeping them up!

[God's Left Peg]

Anyone watch Michael McIntyre last night?

There was a Blue on it, he'd seen the shit going on in Ukraine, so he went to Poland then to the Ukraine border to help. So the show set it up so that, at the friendly with Dinamo Kyiv, they asked him to sit on the bench as they were missing a sub. They signed him as a player, then last few minutes they sent him out to warm up, then he want back inside. They then dragged him back out and put him on to take a pen. It was brilliant to watch.

What it drove home is that there are wonderful people who follow the club and it made me think that I'd rather the city had two PL clubs, they just need to sort the fan base out and get rid of the vermin.

I fucking hate you Michael McIntyre...

Yeah, that is great... it really is really great. Prope heartwarming.




But Jordan fucking Pickford.

[Ghost Town]

Anyone watch Michael McIntyre last night?

There was a Blue on it, he'd seen the shit going on in Ukraine, so he went to Poland then to the Ukraine border to help. So the show set it up so that, at the friendly with Dinamo Kyiv, they asked him to sit on the bench as they were missing a sub. They signed him as a player, then last few minutes they sent him out to warm up, then he want back inside. They then dragged him back out and put him on to take a pen. It was brilliant to watch.

What it drove home is that there are wonderful people who follow the club and it made me think that I'd rather the city had two PL clubs, they just need to sort the fan base out and get rid of the vermin.

I fucking hate you Michael McIntyre...

They can be a PL club again - after they've gone down and exorcised some of their demons, and become a normal club with fans who are concerned primarily about the club itself, not about their crosstown rival, and who look to the future instead of harping on about their "history" and all their "firsts".

I know there's a risk of freefall or financial implosion, but at the same time I believe a relegation might genuinley be good for them. They can finally become a proper club instead of a bubbling vat of envy.

Any blues reading this, you know it's true. Lose those demons and that self-destructive obsession with the RS and you can become a genuinely worthwhile club, with constructive aspirations instead of corrosive envy.

[RedBec1993]

Wow…. evertonians are unbearable today. The gloating, the smug smiles.

Won a game have they 😂

[rob1966]

Wow…. evertonians are unbearable today. The gloating, the smug smiles.

Won a game have they 😂

No - we lost one

[cdav]

Bit of a moral dilemna for them. Push for City to be relegated this season (making it more likely they stay up) but with their dodgy owner financing it could open a can of worms for them too

[Elzar]

Everton won't go down now they have Dyche. He will get them organised enough to get some points together, and unfortunately the league is in such a weird state, Lampard didn't quite do bad enough to have them far from survival.

Maybe be still in the conversation coming to the end of the season, but expect them to be safe with a few games to go.

Southampton, Bournemouth and Leeds all look in trouble with the transfers and managerial changes over the past month down at the bottom.

[1892tillforever]

They're still a terrible team and this one-off first manager game thing doesn't change that. We need to beat them next Monday although that's not looking too likely with the form we're in! However, IF we can win and then they lose their next, suddenly ginger pubes is on 3 points from 3 games, so they'll still be in dire straits.

[Black Bull Nova]

Wow…. evertonians are unbearable today. The gloating, the smug smiles.

Won a game have they 😂

That's the trouble, you forget that feeling, almost unbearable, all that pent up hate. Just imagine if they won something (although, as you say, not as bad as us losing the CL final)


I'm pleased for the good ones to have some joy but unfortunately looks like they will be around next year and, to make it worse, will play like a combination of Everton and Burnley against us. Shin pads required.

[24/7]

When's the parade and the DVD release?

[4pool]

The facts are Everton have scored 2 or more goals only twice this season. Dyche isn't going to get them scoring for fun. Every match will be a slog.

If the opponent score first, Everton are in trouble.

[4pool]

And the Derby referee team is:

Referee: Simon Hooper.
Assistants: Adrian Holmes, Mark Scholes.
Fourth official: David Coote.
VAR: John Brooks.
Assistant VAR: Darren Cann.

As far as I can see, he's ref'd us twice.

We beat Southampton at home last Nov. 3-1.

And he had us in the League Cup in 2016 when we beat Burton Albion away 5-0.

[Solomon Grundy]

We never seem to escape David Coote these days.

[Solomon Grundy]

If the opponent score first, Everton are in trouble.

You can say the same for us at the moment.

[PaulF]

When's the parade and the DVD release?

Id assumed the ink was drying in the new streaming channel for it.

[Black Bull Nova]

Now that they are safe they can concentrate on europe (although I doubt the fair play award is the best route)

[4pool]

Star striker Calvert-Lewin was forced off in the second half with an injury, which has now been confirmed to be a hamstring issue – something he has had to deal with on numerous occasions during his career.

Sean Dyche has claimed that Calvert-Lewin will have to go for a scan on his hamstring to determine the severity of the injury, and he will be praying it isn’t serious.

[deano2727]

Star striker Calvert-Lewin was forced off in the second half with an injury, which has now been confirmed to be a hamstring issue – something he has had to deal with on numerous occasions during his career.

Sean Dyche has claimed that Calvert-Lewin will have to go for a scan on his hamstring to determine the severity of the injury, and he will be praying it isn’t serious.

Not ideal for them. He isn't as decent a goalscorer as he was, but it's hard to see where the goals from.

As shite as they are and as bad as we are at the moment, I hope Jurgen gives them a kick up the backside to remind them that even if we're playing for nothing, this is a game Liverpool win. I know none of us are arsed anymore, but losing to that shite would be a kick to the bollocks while already down on the ground.

[Alisson Wonderland]

It amazes me how many people have said they think these are safe based on one win in the new manager's first game.  This is a side who struggles to score and are currently still in the relegation zone.

There was a strange stat about how their last 15 managers have all won their first game in charge.  Look how that ended up for the majority of them.

[Schmidt]

It amazes me how many people have said they think these are safe based on one win in the new manager's first game.  This is a side who struggles to score and are currently still in the relegation zone.

There was a strange stat about how their last 15 managers have all won their first game in charge.  Look how that ended up for the majority of them.

It comes down to how fine the margins are at the bottom of the table. Lampard is genuinely one of the worst managers the league has seen and he only had them two points from safety, they could lose the next four in a row and then win one and probably be out of the relegation zone, that's how bad you have to be to go down. They don't have a lot of goals in them but neither do the teams around them, and plenty of those teams also concede for fun.

[rafathegaffa83]

Star striker Calvert-Lewin was forced off in the second half with an injury, which has now been confirmed to be a hamstring issue – something he has had to deal with on numerous occasions during his career.

Sean Dyche has claimed that Calvert-Lewin will have to go for a scan on his hamstring to determine the severity of the injury, and he will be praying it isn’t serious.

Not surprising. So Maupay and Simms are their only recognized forwards (they could use Gray up top I guess). They have about four matches post-derby that is their easiest stretch for a while that could make or break them

[rob1966]

It amazes me how many people have said they think these are safe based on one win in the new manager's first game.  This is a side who struggles to score and are currently still in the relegation zone.

There was a strange stat about how their last 15 managers have all won their first game in charge.  Look how that ended up for the majority of them.

They're not safe by any means. The next 8 games will give a good idea of where they will be

Everton has us Monday, Leeds home, Villa home, Arsenal away, Forest away, Brentford home, Chelsea away and Spurs home

Leeds are at OT tomorrow and then have the Mancs at Elland Road on Sunday, they then go to Woodison. Then its Southampton home, Chelsea away, Brighton home, Wolves away and Arsenal away

Wolves have all of Leeds, Bournemouth and Southampton to play, they can get themselves a good gap on the bottom 3 and help Everton out at the same time.

JUst hope we twat these on Monday

[4pool]

Ummmm...Man City are in the news about their books.

Have Everton found an auditor yet so they can turn in their financials soon?

Will Everton run afoul of the PL and FFP?

[rob1966]

Ummmm...Man City are in the news about their books.

Have Everton found an auditor yet so they can turn in their financials soon?

Will Everton run afoul of the PL and FFP?

"Usmanov threatened me and my family with the FSB and novacheck if I didn't comply, I was forced to be a front for his ownership of Everton, it was all him your honour and now that he has been sanctioned, we're running Everton as a proper club"

[rossipersempre]

Have Everton found an auditor yet so they can turn in their financials soon?

[Red_Mist]

Haha

[call me red]

His Burnley premier League win rate suggests they'll only win 1 of their next 6 so enjoy it bitters 

They will settle for a win in  there next game and lose 12 games after

[courty61]

Ummmm...Man City are in the news about their books.

Have Everton found an auditor yet so they can turn in their financials soon?

Will Everton run afoul of the PL and FFP?

BDO were auditors of both too.

Rumour is that BDO resigned as Everton's though

[rob1966]

BDO were auditors of both too.

Rumour is that BDO resigned as Everton's though

Fucking hell, I spent 2 months last year with BDO when they audited our IT dept, drove me nuts,  I fucking hate them

[redgriffin73]

And the Derby referee team is:

Referee: Simon Hooper.
Assistants: Adrian Holmes, Mark Scholes.
Fourth official: David Coote.
VAR: John Brooks.
Assistant VAR: Darren Cann.

As far as I can see, he's ref'd us twice.

We beat Southampton at home last Nov. 3-1.

And he had us in the League Cup in 2016 when we beat Burton Albion away 5-0.

They're definitely sneaking Coote back into our games a bit more recently.

Hope this Simon Hooper is strong enough to deal with the expected Everton shite.