Topic: Misheard Lyrics

[rob1966]

I always thought the lyrics and therefore the title of the song was Baby's on the Road again, only found out the other day its Davys On The Road again

[kesey]

The Doors - Five to One .

The old get old and the young get stronger
They take our weed and they make it longer .

[SvenJohansen]

Hank Williams song.

Jumble oy goldfish pie me oh my oh

Son of a gun we’ll have good fun on the boy oh

[Andy @ Allerton!]

"Why so sad, Bing?"

"It's my rubber arse. It's gone flat"

"Well you can borrow my rubber bum pump.."

"Rubber bum pump?"

"Rubber bum pump!"

[thejbs]

La Isla Bonita: "Young girl with eyes like potatoes..."

My little sister used to sing the opening line as “last night I dreamt of some petrol”

As a kid, I innocently thought Michael Bolton sang “how can we make love if we can’t make a mess.”

[ToneLa]

With the birds of shade it's a lonely view - Scar Tissue

Back in school we used to think it was Bert the Shed

28 years old I was etc.

[Terry de Niro]

Not a Misheard Lyric, but a band I was in way back used to sing AC/DC's It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll) as "It's A Long Way to the Shop if You Want a Sausage Roll"

[Terry de Niro]

Prince's When Doves Cry.

Maybe I'm just like my Mother, she never shat inside.

[afc tukrish]

Prince's When Doves Cry.

Maybe I'm just like my Mother, she never shat inside.

Maybe that's because she didn't load up on c*nts, or bring her friends...

 

[Terry de Niro]

Maybe that's because she didn't load up on c*nts, or bring her friends...

 

[thejbs]

Maybe that's because she didn't load up on c*nts, or bring her friends...

 

I remember on top of the pops Kurt sang ‘load up on drugs and kill your friends”

Or maybe I misheard that one.

[Ray K]

I remember on top of the pops Kurt sang ‘load up on drugs and kill your friends”

Or maybe I misheard that one.

He did. I think he used to sing that for tv performances.

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[ToneLa]

was a lyric he used early

I laugh at that Morrissey impression on TOTP

[bradders1011]

You can have it all if you like, and you, can perforate the rest of your life.

[ToneLa]

Deep ascension,
but we haven't been introduced

[Terry de Niro]

“Fly away on my sofa” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘Zephyr Song’

[Crosby Nick]

“Fly away on my sofa” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘Zephyr Song’

Surely it’s the Sofa Song?

Deep ascension,
but we haven't been introduced

Made me realise I haven’t a clue what the lyrics actually are to that!

[Ray K]

Made me realise I haven’t a clue what the lyrics actually are to that!

Du bist sehr schön.

[paulrazor]

“Fly away on my sofa” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers ‘Zephyr Song’

Used to think it said "fly away on my cell phone"

[jackh]

Back in school we used to think it was Bert the Shed

28 years old I was etc.

"We built a shed it's a lovely view"

[butchersdog]

Enola Gay by O.M.D, for years thought the “condition’s normal” line was “contentious novel”. No idea why.

[SvenJohansen]

One of the more well known lyrics was " scuse me while I kiss this guy" by Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze.

My own misheard lyrics were "When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of pie" in Dean Martins song That's Amore.

[jambutty]

It's wasn't amore, it was someone's bare arse hanging out a car window when you were standing too close to the kerb in Bensonhurst.

[BOBSCOUSE]

Beyonce - Single Ladies
I wanna pickled egg, I wanna pickled egg

I do have the excuse of being pretty deaf, but I'm telling you, once you've convinced yourself I'm right they're the only lyrics you'll ever hear for that song

[Terry de Niro]

The chorus of Macy Gray's "I Try" always sounded to me as

I try to say goodbye and I choke (yeah)
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
I blow bubbles when you are not near

[bradders1011]

Tam bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, mumbo jumbo

Lionel Richie - All Night Long

[Terry de Niro]

Tam bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, mumbo jumbo

Lionel Richie - All Night Long

They're not the real lyrics?   

[androulla]

Tam bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, mumbo jumbo

Lionel Richie - All Night Long

Yes, that’s exactly what I hear! 🙊☺️

[BarryCrocker]

Me: I feel good things for you (I want you back)
Patrice: I've been lookin' for you (Haven't you heard)

Haven’t You Heard - Patrice Rushen

[BarryCrocker]

Tam bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, mumbo jumbo

Lionel Richie - All Night Long

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