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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34600 on: November 10, 2019, 06:30:49 pm »
'THANK YOU SO MUCH!'
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34601 on: November 10, 2019, 06:30:55 pm »
ALOPECIAN ASSHOLE
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34602 on: November 10, 2019, 06:31:20 pm »
If you're gonna finger yer sister shout hooray
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34603 on: November 10, 2019, 06:32:53 pm »
Poor pip
bollocks

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34604 on: November 10, 2019, 06:33:14 pm »
He'll be getting taken for a drive in the desert soon.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34605 on: November 10, 2019, 06:35:07 pm »
Oh, and it’s a bit of a fucking cheek for that planet headed c*nt, who admitted to chopping down Salah to stop him scoring at 0-0 in January and got away with it, to be complaining about decisions.

Perhaps he should concern himself with his Anderlecht side only being 10th in a pub league. Now fuck off.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34606 on: November 10, 2019, 06:38:18 pm »
He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking. Pep is cracking up.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34607 on: November 10, 2019, 06:39:30 pm »

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34608 on: November 10, 2019, 06:40:31 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34609 on: November 10, 2019, 06:42:55 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




Ha ha ha, fucking prick, not you Prick, that prick ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34610 on: November 10, 2019, 06:44:02 pm »
Mourinho "City is too good a team to be crying about this for a week, they need to focus on the next game " ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34611 on: November 10, 2019, 06:44:18 pm »
Huge pressure on Guardiola now to a) get them back in the title race and b) reach a European Cup final.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34612 on: November 10, 2019, 06:44:23 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34613 on: November 10, 2019, 06:44:55 pm »
To be fair Dennis Wise looked decent at left back after many years out

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34614 on: November 10, 2019, 06:45:41 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




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He’s gone full Keegan. You never go full Keegan.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34615 on: November 10, 2019, 06:46:03 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34616 on: November 10, 2019, 06:47:27 pm »
Fuck you baldy.



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34617 on: November 10, 2019, 06:47:30 pm »
He’s gone a bit David Brent here hasn’t he..?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34618 on: November 10, 2019, 06:48:39 pm »
He’s gone a bit David Brent here hasn’t he..?

He def has that in him, we’ve broken him I think  ;D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34619 on: November 10, 2019, 06:48:53 pm »
He’s gone a bit David Brent here hasn’t he..?
Always an excuse:
https://youtu.be/O79T_cjIe-I

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34620 on: November 10, 2019, 06:51:15 pm »
Up until Xmas they have;

Chelsea (h)
Newcastle (a)
Burnley (a)
Man Utd (h)
Arsenal (a)
Leicester (h)

Tough run. They've had it easy to start the season.

And still 9 pts behind us ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34621 on: November 10, 2019, 06:53:40 pm »
I thought De Bruyne and Sterling were both very dangerous on the ball today but thankfully their end product was off. They’re still a great side and that’s a huge scalp for us. Let’s hope Baldy falls to pieces but they’re still the team to beat in the League.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34622 on: November 10, 2019, 06:54:07 pm »
Some proper cry arsing on 606 😂

Always the victims?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34623 on: November 10, 2019, 06:54:39 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao




Looks like something out of a Monty Python sketch, or Fawlty Towers.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34624 on: November 10, 2019, 06:54:53 pm »
Absolute bellend

He is indeed :D Weird, weird little man.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34625 on: November 10, 2019, 06:55:53 pm »
A £90m CB signing probably on the cards January 1st

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34626 on: November 10, 2019, 06:56:54 pm »
A £90m CB signing probably on the cards January 1st

No fullbacks?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34627 on: November 10, 2019, 06:58:01 pm »
No fullbacks?

Probably could spend there too.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34628 on: November 10, 2019, 06:58:17 pm »
A £90m CB signing probably on the cards January 1st
Utd won't sell Maguire to their rivals though. 8)

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34629 on: November 10, 2019, 06:58:18 pm »
I thought De Bruyne and Sterling were both very dangerous on the ball today but thankfully their end product was off. They’re still a great side and that’s a huge scalp for us. Let’s hope Baldy falls to pieces but they’re still the team to beat in the League.

They keep on about the injuries in defence and Ederson today, but honestly think Sane has been as costly as any of them. Sterling is the only one with the pace and trickery out wide, and good as he is they massively miss someone else doing the same thing on the other side or in place of.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34630 on: November 10, 2019, 06:58:37 pm »
Inject their fume directly into my fucking veins.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34631 on: November 10, 2019, 07:00:10 pm »
My cup, it runneth over, I'll never get my fill

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34632 on: November 10, 2019, 07:03:17 pm »
City's next 4 games are Chelsea, United, Arsenal & Leicester City. They may be out of the race if we keep doing our job.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34633 on: November 10, 2019, 07:06:44 pm »
Always the victims?

Apparently it's all down to the refs, they should be champions of Europe too as they were cheated out of that too 😂
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34634 on: November 10, 2019, 07:10:04 pm »
I will never tire of that gif with Pep and the two fingers.  Amazing.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34635 on: November 10, 2019, 07:19:00 pm »
After winning 4 league titles this decade, 3 of which were razor thin close and could have gone either way, plus like a dozen domestic cups, you would think the club and their fans would take setbacks like this a little more in stride.

Yet they seem more bitter than ever.  Even accouting for all the ills found in the modern game I'm bemused by the extent of their seemingly endless fume. You would find less plastic in a hundred combined Ikea stores than accumulated in this solitary, profoundly entitled club.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34636 on: November 10, 2019, 07:19:23 pm »
Pep Guardiola, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Stu Brennan. Can you hear me Stu Brennan? Your boys took one hell of a beating! Your boys took one hell of a beating!

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34637 on: November 10, 2019, 07:26:27 pm »
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao



:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34638 on: November 10, 2019, 07:27:27 pm »
They keep on about the injuries in defence and Ederson today, but honestly think Sane has been as costly as any of them. Sterling is the only one with the pace and trickery out wide, and good as he is they massively miss someone else doing the same thing on the other side or in place of.

Sane is a huge miss for them, he would have scored today, no doubt about it. Hope he fucks off to Bayern when he is fit.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #34639 on: November 10, 2019, 07:29:57 pm »
The Abu Dhabi bus may not need counselling after today, but their coach certainly does.  ;D
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