I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Can't see anything other than a comfortable win for the Mancs tonight. They won't even need to play well.
Crosby Nick never fails.
Utd will win this no doubt about that,I will happily cut my balls off and post them on here if they don't
IT'S TURNING LEFT!
Unfortunately Seville are shit away from home. It’ll be a very comfortable man united victory. 3-0
Surprised Fellaini is starting and not coming off the bench to head a spawny 90th minute winner.
Sevilla did beat Atletico home and away in the Copa Del Rey in January, so I'm not writing them off. They weren't impressive at all against us, but they are still capable of getting the score draw they really only need.Love to see Sevilla do to him what his Porto did to the Mancs in 2004.
United look comfortably better in the opening stages.
I’m just keeping up with it by refreshing on here.
Did the comms just say 0-0 is good enough for United?