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Who wins?

Hazell
14 (73.7%)
Lawnmowerman
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Total Members Voted: 19

Voting closed: January 30, 2021, 05:12:45 am

Author Topic: Le Tissier Draft FINAL  (Read 3259 times)

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #80 on: January 29, 2021, 07:03:56 pm »

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #81 on: January 29, 2021, 07:24:48 pm »
Say no more.

I thought I was getting no votes because you're mad we beat you up and made you our lapdog over the last few centuries, now I'm truly fucked  :-[
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #82 on: January 29, 2021, 07:28:04 pm »
I thought I was getting no votes because you're mad we beat you up and made you our lapdog over the last few centuries, now I'm truly fucked  :-[

I don’t vote for you because I’m still angry you had to save our hides in Dubya Dubya Two.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #83 on: January 29, 2021, 07:30:21 pm »
I don’t vote for you because I’m still angry you had to save our hides in Dubya Dubya Two.

Were you even in it? I haven't seen any Brits in any war movies. Except that Nolan one but I just assumed it was science fiction.
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #84 on: January 29, 2021, 08:12:54 pm »
Were you even in it? I haven't seen any Brits in any war movies. Except that Nolan one but I just assumed it was science fiction.

Clausy, you know that's not the kind of thing we say to this lot --- shhhhhhhhh

Nothing to ahem see here!   Here you go, we'll pay the fine.



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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #85 on: January 29, 2021, 10:06:51 pm »
...If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #86 on: January 29, 2021, 11:31:12 pm »
THIS IS ANFIELD SIGN:
It’s there to remind our lads who they’re playing for and to remind the opposition who they’re playing against! - Bill Shankly

We have everything we need - Jurgen Klopp

You need to get more wives mate, it fixes everything. Apart from then you have loads of wives, which is a nightmare.  -  Djozer

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #87 on: January 30, 2021, 06:14:46 am »
Hazell is Origi after a quick Trent corner, destroying LMM's hopes of another draft win.

Congrats Hazell!
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #88 on: January 30, 2021, 08:27:52 am »
Wow. Drafts reese-mogg had the splitters out in force for this one. Who knew rawk was populated by so many Scouse hating, bendy banana loving mancs, 'suspicious' of BLM. Rawks seedy underbelly has been exposed.

To all the learned folk out there who voted for me, who won't be duped, who aren't scared the EU want to turn your bananas into yellow cucumber type things, thank you. With this final I've now reached more draft finals (and won some along the way) than Samuel has in his whole draft career. There's some victory in defeat.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2021, 08:29:46 am »
Hazell is Origi after a quick Trent corner, destroying LMM's hopes of another draft win.

Congrats Hazell!
no way was rawk gonna accept a back to back. Has it ever been done?

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #90 on: January 30, 2021, 08:30:39 am »
Fair play though Hazell. Was good craic :wave

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #91 on: January 30, 2021, 09:32:30 am »
Thanks mate, yeah was a laugh.

I guess sometimes morally vacuous posh millionaire Tory boys do get the breaks.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #92 on: January 30, 2021, 10:10:09 am »
Thanks mate, yeah was a laugh.

I guess sometimes morally vacuous posh millionaire Tory boys do get the breaks.
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #93 on: January 30, 2021, 11:39:55 am »
How the fuck I never won this is the real issue and also shines a light on the 'bendy banana loving mancs' as well as ageist, knobheads who frequent this thread. With the exception of Trend, I detest you all and look forward to winning the next anonymous draft in order to expose your petty bias. I'm going deep, I'm going dark, I'm bringing subterfuge, sexual enticement, extortion, in order to win it.  Youse have crossed a line and I am coming out of retirement to exact my revenge.

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« Last Edit: January 30, 2021, 11:41:29 am by vivabobbygraham »
...If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #94 on: January 30, 2021, 12:35:12 pm »
How the fuck I never won this is the real issue and also shines a light on the 'bendy banana loving mancs' as well as ageist, knobheads who frequent this thread. With the exception of Trend, I detest you all and look forward to winning the next anonymous draft in order to expose your petty bias. I'm going deep, I'm going dark, I'm bringing subterfuge, sexual enticement, extortion, in order to win it.  Youse have crossed a line and I am coming out of retirement to exact my revenge.

"Do I look like a bitch? Huh..."
That's sweet. Quite the pairing



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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #95 on: January 30, 2021, 02:42:48 pm »
Congrats hipster Haz.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2021, 03:56:03 pm »
Something really fitting about Le Tissier winning his own draft, I should congratulate him on twitter
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Hey Claus, fuck off.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2021, 05:42:15 pm »
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #98 on: January 30, 2021, 06:25:50 pm »
Something really fitting about Le Tissier winning his own draft, I should congratulate him on twitter
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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #99 on: January 30, 2021, 10:59:39 pm »
Always knew Haz was MAGA.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #100 on: January 31, 2021, 09:39:40 am »
Always knew Haz was MAGA.
I've no idea what QAnon is, you but you just know Hazell has something to do with it. Duper

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #101 on: January 31, 2021, 08:38:34 pm »
I've no idea what QAnon is, you but you just know Hazell has something to do with it. Duper


Yep, here he is. Roaring in delight after his draft win.

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #102 on: January 31, 2021, 08:53:46 pm »
And here collecting my trophy:

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #103 on: January 31, 2021, 09:54:07 pm »
Smug looking git

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #104 on: January 31, 2021, 09:55:28 pm »
Smug looking git

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« Reply #105 on: January 31, 2021, 10:01:18 pm »
 ;D

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Re: Le Tissier Draft FINAL
« Reply #107 on: January 31, 2021, 10:26:44 pm »