Anyone seen the bitters ripping how anfield looks on twitter. The nerve of them.
To be fair on them, you can’t blame them. It’s scientific. Let me explain: they have suffered from sensory deprivation for decades, a form of torture that has left them unable to process their senses.
They even call themselves bitter, so that’s taste. Sight? They’ve been watching absolute shite for decades, if they don’t have a restricted view, that is. Sound? The vicious booing at half time has given most of them tinnitus.
The new stadium gives the final hurrah for the senses, a strong and deeply unpleasant smell of human shite.
It’s no wonder they can’t understand the majesty of Anfield, which delights each and every sense. Especially the sense of superiority.
I actually feel sorry for them trudging away from watching shite week after week, as now they have to smell what they are witnessing in some weird Americana 1950’s 4D travelling theme park experiment.