Topic: Southern Wanker Watch

[Andy @ Allerton!]

So, if you live in the North of our fine country, which in no way is now shite after 14 years of bellend rule, the privilledged twats that live down south fucking moan about shite we can only dream of.

"Meh meh meh - our trains are shite" - yeah we know you entitled titwanks. We get your fucking broken second hand jizz carriages once they are fucked, while you get brand new ones you massive gobshites.

What are they moaning about today?

The M25. Get fucked and stop crying you Southern shithouses. We dream of a motorway that is closed and knackered while we walk around wi' flat caps and t'whippet to drink pints o' Double Diamond in pubs heated by brass baskets full o' coal.

[TepidT2O]

No motorway is worse than the M6 junctions 6 to 10a.

This is the way

[Fortneef]

waah waah waah the southerns were mean to us

[Riquende]

Quick question before we begin, where exactly is this 'South' ?

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Mahogany Mahogany.

[Dr. Beaker]

Mahogany is very far up north - and usually on New Years Eve.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Quick question before we begin, where exactly is this 'South' ?

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Mahogany Mahogany.

The South is anywhere south of Runcorn.

[Elmo!]

The South is anywhere south of RuncornDundee.

[Jwils21]

“Yah, what’s your favourite line on the tubeeeeeeee? I lahvvvvv the Metropolitan but Jonty prefers Piccadilly”

[Andy @ Allerton!]

[Crosby Nick]

“Yah, what’s your favourite line on the tubeeeeeeee? I lahvvvvv the Metropolitan but Jonty prefers Piccadilly”

I reckon Jonty lives in Hounslow East.

[Yorkykopite]

How about Cheddar cheese? I reckon you've got a taste for that Andy.

[LuverlyRita]

When I was queuing to get into Cardiff station after the 2001 Cup Final, Arsenal fans were moaning like hell about the distance they'd had to travel to get  to the game 

[lobsterboy]

How about Cheddar cheese? I reckon you've got a taste for that Andy.

Cheddar cheese is fucking shite.
You want a tasty crumbly Lancashire, Wensleydale or Cheshire cheese.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

How about Cheddar cheese? I reckon you've got a taste for that Andy.

Finest Edam for me. Those Dutch chaps know what cheese is all about.

[west_london_red]

I reckon Jonty lives in Hounslow East.

Tell me you’ve never been to Hounslow East (or any part of Hounslow) without saying I’ve never been to Hounslow East!

Jagdeep, Javid, Jakub, Jamal… definitely… Jonty? Not since about 1960!

[Jiminy Cricket]

Tell me you’ve never been to Hounslow East (or any part of Hounslow) without saying I’ve never been to Hounslow East!

Jagdeep, Javid, Jakub, Jamal… definitely… Jonty? Not since about 1960!

To some of us, no matter where you live in London, you're'll 'Jonty', @west_london_Jonty.

[RedDeadRejection]

No motorway is worse than the M6 junctions 6 to 10a.

This is the way

Used to pay for the toll road and still got caught in traffic there every Friday.

Tho A14 down near Cambridge used to take some beating for shite

[Crosby Nick]

Tell me you’ve never been to Hounslow East (or any part of Hounslow) without saying I’ve never been to Hounslow East!

Jagdeep, Javid, Jakub, Jamal… definitely… Jonty? Not since about 1960!

I hope you know I know that! I was replying to Andy’s pearl of wisdom.

[Hazell]

Tell me you’ve never been to Hounslow East (or any part of Hounslow) without saying I’ve never been to Hounslow East!

Jagdeep, Javid, Jakub, Jamal… definitely… Jonty? Not since about 1960!

I think I know a Jignesh who lives there,

[Crosby Nick]

I think I know a Jignesh who lives there,

Jonty’s room mate?

[west_london_red]

I think I know a Jignesh who lives there,

I probably went school with him!

I hope you know I know that! I was replying to Andy’s pearl of wisdom.

Don’t try hiding behind Andy, your the one who bought Hounslow into it!!!

[Crosby Nick]

I probably went school with him!

Don’t try hiding behind Andy, your the one who bought Hounslow into it!!!

Only because he brought up the Piccadilly Line.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Used to pay for the toll road and still got caught in traffic there every Friday.

Tho A14 down near Cambridge used to take some beating for shite

I used to work in Cambridge. That fucking A14

Fuck me.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I hope you know I know that! I was replying to Andy’s pearl of wisdom.

I hope you know that I know you know that I know that.

[RedDeadRejection]

I used to work in Cambridge. That fucking A14

Fuck me.

Still get flashbacks now. 😁

[thaddeus]

I used to work in Cambridge. That fucking A14

Fuck me.

I only ever passed through it but it had the most mind-bending detours in place for a few years.  I remember looping around for a good 20 minutes and ending up at exactly the spot I had started from.  I think at some point I went from following the in-filled black triangle to the black triangle with only an outline - or maybe it was one of the other dozen symbols they put on the sign.

[LuverlyRita]

I only ever passed through it but it had the most mind-bending detours in place for a few years.  I remember looping around for a good 20 minutes and ending up at exactly the spot I had started from.

That can happen trying to get out of Runcorn - even without any detours.

[Hazell]

I probably went school with him!

Don’t try hiding behind Andy, your the one who bought Hounslow into it!!!

Me too

[Scottymuser]

Finest Edam for me. Those Dutch chaps know what cheese is all about.

Tell me you don't actually like cheese without telling you don't like cheese.  Gouda (the older the better - something like an 18 month aged Old Amsterdam) can be very nice; but to pretend the Dutch are in the same league as even the UK at cheese making, let alone the Swiss/Spanish/Italian and especially the French.

Edam though, is cheap for a reason - very rarely aged, almost never particularly strongly flavoured.  Good for like cheese on toast, but not much else.

[Red-Soldier]

Tell me you don't actually like cheese without telling you don't like cheese.  Gouda (the older the better - something like an 18 month aged Old Amsterdam) can be very nice; but to pretend the Dutch are in the same league as even the UK at cheese making, let alone the Swiss/Spanish/Italian and especially the French.

Edam though, is cheap for a reason - very rarely aged, almost never particularly strongly flavoured.  Good for like cheese on toast, but not much else.

Agree.  Edam is about as tasteless as you can get.  I don't even recognise it, as cheese/

[Jiminy Cricket]

Tell me you don't actually like cheese without telling you don't like cheese.  Gouda (the older the better - something like an 18 month aged Old Amsterdam) can be very nice; but to pretend the Dutch are in the same league as even the UK at cheese making, let alone the Swiss/Spanish/Italian and especially the French.

Edam though, is cheap for a reason - very rarely aged, almost never particularly strongly flavoured.  Good for like cheese on toast, but not much else.

Agree.  Edam is about as tasteless as you can get.  I don't even recognise it, as cheese/

Heh. You both should try American 'cheese'. It is cheese for people who do not like cheese - tasteless. Honestly, the cheapest Edam is miles better than 'Jack' or what they call 'Swiss' over there. Mild Cheddar (another cheese for those who do not like cheese) is flavourful by comparison.

[Elmo!]

Agreed on Edam and Dutch cheese generally. The Dutch are great but great cheese makers they ain't.

I doubt Andy gives a damn though.

[west_london_red]

Me too

I thought you were from Leicester?!?!

[Hazell]

I thought you were from Leicester?!?!

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy I went to school with actually does live in Hounslow now.

[KillieRed]

Camembert is clearly the best cheese, but I am fond of blue cheeses too. Orkney Blue ftw.

[Dr. Beaker]

Agree.  Edam is about as tasteless as you can get.  I don't even recognise it, as cheese/

Is the correct answer.

Roquefort, just Roquefort.

[Jiminy Cricket]

Camembert is clearly the best cheese, but I am fond of blue cheeses too. Orkney Blue ftw.

Is the correct answer.

Roquefort, just Roquefort.

Is liking French cheeses the very definition of Southern wankery? Asking for a friend.*

* I'm not Southern - just a wanker.

[Elmo!]

Is liking French cheeses the very definition of Southern wankery? Asking for a friend.*

* I'm not Southern - just a wanker.

On the flip side, liking Orkney blue is the complete opposite of Southern wankery...

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Is liking French cheeses the very definition of Southern wankery? Asking for a friend.*

* I'm not Southern - just a wanker.

Smelly cheese does seem to be a bit of a Southern/Posh thing

[Dr. Beaker]

Smelly cheese does seem to be a bit of a Southern/Posh thing

Wimpy northern bastard.