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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2013, 04:14:34 pm »
Pricks ;D

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #41 on: May 30, 2013, 04:16:01 pm »
Instead of having the link on every page read: "Bettison e-Petition: Let's have his Knighthood next!" make it something more flashy like: "CLICK ME, THIS IS IMPORTANT!"

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2013, 04:17:14 pm »
 :wellin
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #43 on: May 30, 2013, 04:17:26 pm »
I've signed the petition but I think doing snide posts like this make people who haven't signed less likely to do so.

There`s fuck all snide in trying to raise the profile of this petition in any way possible.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #44 on: May 30, 2013, 04:19:07 pm »
haha love it Mac.

Does us a favour and don`t call the lad a prick for this. Perfect situation to raise the profile of this petition.

Too late mate!

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #45 on: May 30, 2013, 04:22:19 pm »
Hahahahahahaha this one got me good
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #46 on: May 30, 2013, 04:22:24 pm »
I knew what this would be and my stomach still hit the floor, you bastard.

Do some sit ups.

And everyone sign it!

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #47 on: May 30, 2013, 04:26:02 pm »
20000. Doesn't seem like people fancy this one to be honest.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #48 on: May 30, 2013, 04:26:34 pm »
Says it all about some people.. getting more wound up being 'whooshed' about a player leaving than a lack of signatures on an issue that really matters to the club & supporters more than anything. Over 1,300 views this thread has and bet half the fuckers haven't signed it.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2013, 04:26:43 pm »
I've signed the petition but I think doing snide posts like this make people who haven't signed less likely to do so.

This site has more users than that petition has signatures. So some people obviously haven't bothered their fucking arse to sign it. The whole fucking RAWK site should be blocked and only opened when it hits 100,000. Or only people who have signed it should be allowed to log on.
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2013, 04:27:12 pm »
Not funny. I hate these chumpy threads with fake titles. Much worse than what a lot of others get their threads locked and accounts banned for.

This topic especially just isn't funny at all.

Who is laughing?

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #51 on: May 30, 2013, 04:27:33 pm »
I knew it was going to the petition when i saw it  was only 2 pages ;)

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2013, 04:27:48 pm »
I don't think we will accept the bid. If we do, we should sack Rodgers.
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2013, 04:28:09 pm »
I knew it was going to the petition when i saw it  was only 2 pages ;)

That's true, should just post random characters to bring the page number up

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2013, 04:29:07 pm »
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2013, 04:30:24 pm »
This site has more users than that petition has signatures. So some people obviously haven't bothered their fucking arse to sign it. The whole fucking RAWK site should be blocked and only opened when it hits 100,000. Or only people who have signed it should be allowed to log on.

Not all of us are in the UK or UK Citizens, friend.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2013, 04:30:26 pm »
Good trolling. Already signed  ;D
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2013, 04:30:39 pm »
This site has more users than that petition has signatures. So some people obviously haven't bothered their fucking arse to sign it. The whole fucking RAWK site should be blocked and only opened when it hits 100,000. Or only people who have signed it should be allowed to log on.

How many of them log on regularly though I wonder? 30k+ members yet the majority probably haven't logged in in a while (or have been banned!).

Easy enough to sign and share/sign on behalf of the family though so I am surprised how it's struggled to take off.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2013, 04:30:45 pm »
bump

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #60 on: May 30, 2013, 04:31:21 pm »
Lets

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #61 on: May 30, 2013, 04:32:17 pm »
This site has more users than that petition has signatures. So some people obviously haven't bothered their fucking arse to sign it. The whole fucking RAWK site should be blocked and only opened when it hits 100,000. Or only people who have signed it should be allowed to log on.

This site has a lot of overseas members who are unable to sign the petition. Still shocked that we have so few signatures though, are we sure everyone is confirming their signature via the return email?
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #62 on: May 30, 2013, 04:32:57 pm »
Had a mini heart attack then!!



Signed :)

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #63 on: May 30, 2013, 04:33:00 pm »
Too late mate!

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #64 on: May 30, 2013, 04:33:58 pm »
had a proper adrenaline mini panic attack then :D

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #65 on: May 30, 2013, 04:38:24 pm »
Since this was posted only 8 more signatures have been obtained, we need more!

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #66 on: May 30, 2013, 04:38:33 pm »
Not funny. I hate these chumpy threads with fake titles. Much worse than what a lot of others get their threads locked and accounts banned for.

This topic especially just isn't funny at all.

Bettison e-petition thread: 14,733 views in 8 weeks.
Alonso-this-is-my-home thread: 18,691 views in 3 and a half weeks.
Suarez-deal-agreed thread: 1,807 views in 45 minutes.

It's not meant to be funny. But what harm has seeing it and clicking it done you?
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #67 on: May 30, 2013, 04:42:19 pm »
One more of these fake threads and I swear I am starting a petition that's opposite of whatever your petition is.
Is this a petition to get Andy back from WH?

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #68 on: May 30, 2013, 04:43:12 pm »
Sad that nearly 2k have seen this thread and only 8 have signed. Ok we will have people from overseas but that's still poor.

EDIT: 12

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #69 on: May 30, 2013, 04:43:30 pm »
Fuck sake you prick

Get a grip, half of the people moaning about a non-story about Suarez won't have signed this very VERY important petition.
Anyone getting precious about this thread needs to get a grip.
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #70 on: May 30, 2013, 04:46:46 pm »
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #71 on: May 30, 2013, 04:47:03 pm »
Any experiences RAWKite would have known if this was a genuine thread the servers would have died ages ago!
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #72 on: May 30, 2013, 04:48:42 pm »
Not funny. I hate these chumpy threads with fake titles. Much worse than what a lot of others get their threads locked and accounts banned for.

This topic especially just isn't funny at all.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #73 on: May 30, 2013, 04:49:52 pm »
This was a dirty one. I think we'll get Xabi as part of the deal after he came out recently and said Liverpool was his 'home'.
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #74 on: May 30, 2013, 04:52:22 pm »
I was 100% sure this was a petition link....didn't stop my stomach turning though!

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #75 on: May 30, 2013, 04:53:38 pm »
I've signed the petition but I think doing snide posts like this make people who haven't signed less likely to do so.

Then some people are very small minded. 

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #76 on: May 30, 2013, 04:55:31 pm »
Signed

Thought it was quite funny myself, caught my attention at least.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #77 on: May 30, 2013, 04:55:34 pm »
Then some people are very small minded. 

Not to mention precious and highly strung.

Signed

Thought it was quite funny myself, caught my attention at least.

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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #78 on: May 30, 2013, 04:56:25 pm »
Brilliant mate, get it signed.
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Re: Luis Suarez - Club Confirm Bid Accepted From Real-Madrid
« Reply #79 on: May 30, 2013, 04:56:38 pm »
FFS thanks for the panic attack!! My heart dropped into my feet.

And breathe. Already signed the petition.
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