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Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« on: July 31, 2023, 12:21:09 pm »
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2023, 04:17:10 pm »
I got things that may get me a holiday from here so I'll say...

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2023, 05:04:19 pm »
Spurs: The Club With The Giant Cock Erection





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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2023, 06:44:28 pm »
Tottenham Hotspur: An Absolutely Colossal Waste Of Time

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2023, 06:46:11 pm »
Spurs - Perennially Irrelevant
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2023, 06:50:32 pm »
Come on Titi, I thought my suggestion was class.  :(

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2023, 06:51:46 pm »
Come on Titi, I thought my suggestion was class.  :(

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2023, 08:53:29 pm »
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2023, 09:04:44 pm »
Good title !

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #9 on: August 1, 2023, 06:19:09 pm »
Mid table with a Europa league push of Kane goes to Bayern surely. I’m shocked it’s looking like he’s going to leave England with the premier league goal record in sight.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #10 on: August 1, 2023, 06:25:39 pm »
Kane's diving around and backing into defenders jumping working over in Germany. He won't get the leniency from the refs over there.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #11 on: August 1, 2023, 06:28:29 pm »
I look forward to Kane attempting German in interviews. Schteve McLaren will be relieved, and will also need his brolly
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #12 on: August 1, 2023, 06:28:54 pm »
No not at all. He’s almost guaranteed a couple of league title wins and decent advancement in the champions league for his personal achievements, but it just seems a bit of a strange move if he does go to Bayern

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #13 on: August 1, 2023, 07:32:19 pm »
No not at all. He’s almost guaranteed a couple of league title wins and decent advancement in the champions league for his personal achievements, but it just seems a bit of a strange move if he does go to Bayern

Right now, Kane is staring at an empty trophy cabinet. To fill that without the questions and deceit of PSG must be appealing to him. Go to Munich, win multiple trophies and have a shot at an untainted CL: it’s not strange at all.



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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #14 on: August 1, 2023, 07:47:45 pm »
I can see why it might appear slightly strange, given how he appears to care about personal records above all (swearing on his daughters life, those cringy records for his England team mates), so it’s slightly refreshing that he does care more about team trophies.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #15 on: August 5, 2023, 01:20:57 pm »
Hearing lots of rumours that kane is by done. By don't know where too. I assume man u having as new man up top limits what levy can demand.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #16 on: August 5, 2023, 01:47:47 pm »
Hearing lots of rumours that kane is by done. By don't know where too. I assume man u having as new man up top limits what levy can demand.

I believe the Bayern 'deadline' was midnight last night.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #17 on: August 5, 2023, 06:59:32 pm »
Daniel Levy told to sell Harry Kane this summer unless new Tottenham contract signed
Spurs owner Joe Lewis is not prepared to let England captain leave for free next year with Bayern Munich and Manchester United interested
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #18 on: August 5, 2023, 07:01:48 pm »
Daniel Levy told to sell Harry Kane this summer unless new Tottenham contract signed
Spurs owner Joe Lewis is not prepared to let England captain leave for free next year with Bayern Munich and Manchester United interested

Guess it's only Bayern now.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #19 on: August 5, 2023, 07:11:49 pm »
Daniel Levy told to sell Harry Kane this summer unless new Tottenham contract signed
Spurs owner Joe Lewis is not prepared to let England captain leave for free next year with Bayern Munich and Manchester United interested

Is Lewis the insider trading guy? He may need the money for fines and legal bills?

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #20 on: August 5, 2023, 07:15:15 pm »
Is Lewis the insider trading guy? He may need the money for fines and legal bills?

And 'snout' when he's banged up.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #21 on: August 8, 2023, 07:22:58 pm »
Who's going to be their keeper for this season?  I've been away a lot with holidays and work, so haven't followed much transfer news.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #22 on: August 8, 2023, 07:24:14 pm »
Who's going to be their keeper for this season?  I've been away a lot with holidays and work, so haven't followed much transfer news.
Guglielmo Vicario
He was signed in June for like 30 mil.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #23 on: August 8, 2023, 07:49:47 pm »
Guglielmo Vicario
He was signed in June for like 30 mil.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #24 on: August 8, 2023, 08:02:29 pm »
So bayern are coming back in with 100m offer for kane.

Spurs playing barca now. Kane not even in the squad, interesting.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #25 on: August 8, 2023, 08:09:14 pm »
So bayern are coming back in with 100m offer for kane.

Bayern have the lost the plot. Ridiculous from them

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #26 on: August 8, 2023, 08:13:26 pm »
Cheers. Sounds like an Italian Renaissance painter but Wiki tells me he's a real goalkeeper. Who knows, he might even end up being this season's Massimo Taibi.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #27 on: August 8, 2023, 08:14:18 pm »
Bayern have the lost the plot. Ridiculous from them
Wait until January, drop a £50m bid in when Spurs know he'll be gone in 5 months, they get a player for the knockout stages of the CL, bish bosh, job's a good 'un.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #28 on: August 8, 2023, 08:15:24 pm »
Wait until January, drop a £50m bid in when Spurs know he'll be gone in 5 months, they get a player for the knockout stages of the CL, bish bosh, job's a good 'un.

If spurs are in the hunt for top 4 in January, they are not letting him leave  . Levy would sooner him go for nothing

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #29 on: August 8, 2023, 08:45:08 pm »
So bayern are coming back in with 100m offer for kane.

Spurs playing barca now. Kane not even in the squad, interesting.
Spurs should bite Bayern's hand off.
100 mil now or fuck all at the end of the season?

They have relied on him far too much and to no trophies.
Reboot and start again.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #30 on: August 8, 2023, 08:56:38 pm »
Spurs should bite Bayern's hand off.
100 mil now or fuck all at the end of the season?

They have relied on him far too much and to no trophies.
Reboot and start again.

Assuming Spurs have a replacement lined up.....
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #31 on: August 8, 2023, 08:57:49 pm »
Spurs should bite Bayern's hand off.
100 mil now or fuck all at the end of the season?

They have relied on him far too much and to no trophies.
Reboot and start again.

Precisely Terry. Mad approach they are taking. Susceptible in losing him to an English team too.

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« Reply #32 on: August 8, 2023, 08:59:34 pm »
Assuming Spurs have a replacement lined up.....
Assuming if they don't do a deal with Bayern, they will be fucked at the end of the season.
They need a rebuild and 100 mil will go some way to help with that.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #33 on: August 8, 2023, 09:12:51 pm »
They'd be fucking mental to sell Kane right now.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #34 on: August 8, 2023, 09:13:27 pm »
Assuming if they don't do a deal with Bayern, they will be fucked at the end of the season.
They need a rebuild and 100 mil will go some way to help with that.

They got a huge amount when Bale went to Madrid and ended up wasting it on dross. Can see them doing exactly the same if Kane goes for a large fee.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #35 on: August 8, 2023, 09:15:44 pm »
They'd be fucking mental to not sell Kane right now.

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« Reply #36 on: August 8, 2023, 09:54:06 pm »
They'd be fucking mental to sell Kane right now.
Sell Kane now and they'll have another meh season, just like previous meh seasons with Kane.
Don't sell Kane now, then they'll wave bye-bye to 100 mil at the end of this inevitable meh season.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #37 on: August 9, 2023, 01:07:06 am »
Sell Kane now and they'll have another meh season, just like previous meh seasons with Kane.
Don't sell Kane now, then they'll wave bye-bye to 100 mil at the end of this inevitable meh season.


They're not gonna replace Kane a week before the season starts. He's like 60% of the reason they win any games.

Kane would be crazy to stay, they'd be crazy to sell him.

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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #38 on: August 9, 2023, 10:23:10 am »
They're not gonna replace Kane a week before the season starts. He's like 60% of the reason they win any games.

Kane would be crazy to stay, they'd be crazy to sell him.

Crazier to not sell him and then see him walk off on a free at the end of the season.
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Re: Spurs - First Ten Games 23/24 League Champs
« Reply #39 on: August 9, 2023, 10:24:51 am »
I think if I was Kane I would stay at Spurs for another year. Finish your contract then have a good choice of clubs to go to next summer.