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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10400 on: March 7, 2018, 10:01:00 pm »
I didn’t watch the game but I kept checking the bbc updates, seemed very comfortable for spurs, they seemed to be in control. A few minutes were their concentration lapsed and they’re out. I feel sorry for them, tough way to go out.

That’s footie though. Always has been. Spurs were naive and believes their own bullshit. Made uo they’re out.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10401 on: March 7, 2018, 10:01:21 pm »
Glad those diving twats are out.  ;D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10402 on: March 7, 2018, 10:01:27 pm »
losing to a team as shit as juve, criminal
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10403 on: March 7, 2018, 10:01:39 pm »
The fuck? What tit said that? Pundits are getting thicker by the day.

This was supposedly a Spurs fan saying it, unbelievable really.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10404 on: March 7, 2018, 10:01:52 pm »
That Juve fan with the Arsenal shirt, just to rub it in.  ;D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10405 on: March 7, 2018, 10:02:04 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10406 on: March 7, 2018, 10:02:55 pm »
Poch is fuming with Alli after he only dived twice tonight.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10407 on: March 7, 2018, 10:03:06 pm »
Where's primativ, he was here before the final whistle of their 2-2 win in Turin a few weeks ago  ::)

Yep, can't believe it's taking him so long to find this thread tonight.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10408 on: March 7, 2018, 10:03:38 pm »
Links to Tottenham Cheatspur Champions of everything fan forums?

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10410 on: March 7, 2018, 10:04:05 pm »
"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10411 on: March 7, 2018, 10:04:09 pm »
Spurs trophy cabinet.  :D



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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10412 on: March 7, 2018, 10:04:38 pm »
Hahahaha  ;D  :wave

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10413 on: March 7, 2018, 10:05:09 pm »
You missed “the most points from Aug 2015-May 2017 whilst winning fuck all” trophy.

And the beat Real Madrid, Dortmund and Juventus trophy.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10414 on: March 7, 2018, 10:06:01 pm »
Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10415 on: March 7, 2018, 10:06:06 pm »
Some idiot now saying if Spurs don't win the FA Cup they should look for a new manager.  :o

They will probably have to when real come knocking for him and also probably kane. Then they are fucked
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Re: Spurs
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10417 on: March 7, 2018, 10:07:07 pm »
https://twitter.com/gabrielclarke05/status/971504703933644801



“We know all about Tottenham's history. They get many chances but never really get the result.”

Love that from Chiellini  ;D
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10418 on: March 7, 2018, 10:07:09 pm »
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The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, and you've burned so very, very brightly, Jürgen.

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« Reply #10419 on: March 7, 2018, 10:07:16 pm »
And the beat Real Madrid, Dortmund and Juventus trophy.

And the best pass on 42 minutes trophy.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10420 on: March 7, 2018, 10:07:18 pm »
Spurs trophy cabinet.  :D


Ffs many gold pics here today ;D

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10421 on: March 7, 2018, 10:08:39 pm »
 :wave :wave :wave

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10422 on: March 7, 2018, 10:08:51 pm »
My favourite thing about this Spurs' season is Alli being found out for the absolute fraud that he is.Beautiful. Plus I don't have to listen to our fans crying over losing out on him anymore, extra bonus.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10423 on: March 7, 2018, 10:08:54 pm »
“We know all about Tottenham's history. They get many chances but never really get the result.”

Love that from Chiellini  ;D
Did he really say that?

Fuck, that's brutal.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10424 on: March 7, 2018, 10:09:10 pm »
“We know all about Tottenham's history. They get many chances but never really get the result.”

Love that from Chiellini  ;D

;D

He said some lovely stuff about Astori too.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10425 on: March 7, 2018, 10:09:29 pm »
Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10426 on: March 7, 2018, 10:09:59 pm »
This was supposedly a Spurs fan saying it, unbelievable really.
A fan? Jesus, that's even worse.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10427 on: March 7, 2018, 10:10:54 pm »
Fascinatingly, they lost that tie in two ten minute spells of football in each leg. You have to be on it for 90 minutes in these games against teams like that. Even City tonight, weakened team and poor mentality and they lose at home - we actually did it far better last night with a slightly weakened team but really strong mentality.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10428 on: March 7, 2018, 10:11:06 pm »
“We know all about Tottenham's history. They get many chances but never really get the result.”

Love that from Chiellini  ;D

Not very classy to be honest, but what I'd expect from them.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10429 on: March 7, 2018, 10:11:10 pm »
Couldn't have happened to a nicer team...
Bar Son, they are all pretty unlikable, from those that embody the worst about football (Alli) to those who are just devoid of personality (Kane)
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10430 on: March 7, 2018, 10:12:44 pm »
Harry Kane has the look of a man who is going to learn Spanish over the summer.
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« Reply #10431 on: March 7, 2018, 10:12:54 pm »
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10432 on: March 7, 2018, 10:13:09 pm »
Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money
This is all fair enough.

In truth I have nothing against Spurs, and even used to have a bit of a fondness for them, but the diving and the media love in has started to wind me up a bit. Still, gotta respect them for playing good footy and that.

Also, they beat Real Madrid and got a 2-2 win at Juve. Mad skills.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10433 on: March 7, 2018, 10:13:41 pm »
Harry Kane has the look of a man who is going to learn Spanish over the summer.

Looks like he needs to improve his English first.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10434 on: March 7, 2018, 10:13:48 pm »
Hate all their diving antics but you know what fair fucks to them

When the draw for the groups came out barely anyone gave them a chance of progressing but they were impressive and although they're now out, they gave a good account of themselves against a very strong Juve side (which i feel way too many are talking down extremely dramatically). Still in disbelief I saw someone claim they wouldn't make top 4 in the Premier League

They're a strong side with some wonderfully gifted players in their squad. I do wonder what will happen to them if Pochettino does get tempted by a big foreign side or their big players start looking towards silverware or money

Nah, they're diving cheating fucks and their fanbase have been acting like they've won the league ten times in a row just because they've had a couple of 'not as shit as we usually are' seasons.

Fuck 'em.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10435 on: March 7, 2018, 10:15:43 pm »
“We know all about Tottenham's history. They get many chances but never really get the result.”

Love that from Chiellini  ;D

Not very classy to be honest, but what I'd expect from them.

No this is not fair. He didn't say that exactly, something like that but speaking in broken English. He was basically saying tottenham play very well but don't have the experience to take them over the line. Comparing PSG and Madrid last night.

He was actually very classy and very nice speaking about his friend also.


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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10436 on: March 7, 2018, 10:15:56 pm »
This is all fair enough.

In truth I have nothing against Spurs, and even used to have a bit of a fondness for them, but the diving and the media love in has started to wind me up a bit. Still, gotta respect them for playing good footy and that.

Also, they beat Real Madrid and got a 2-2 win at Juve. Mad skills.

The media love in is a bit annoying but i suppose they can't really help that. The diving pisses me off no end, the fact some of their fans act like Delle Alli doesn't dive is quite hilarious

A lot of respect for good football though and they've played some excellent stuff this season, one of the best sides to watch in the league. I'd love Alderweireld (sp?) here to partner Van Dijk and Son is utter class

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10437 on: March 7, 2018, 10:16:05 pm »
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10438 on: March 7, 2018, 10:16:25 pm »
Harry Kane has the look of a man who is going to learn Spanish over the summer.

He has the look of a man who’d head to Spain to find a pub serving a full English and endless repeats of Only Fools and Horses.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #10439 on: March 7, 2018, 10:16:48 pm »
Harry Kane has the look of a man who is going to learn Spanish over the summer.

I really doubt that.
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