Imagine for a moment that I'm not sitting here in 2 jumpers typing on to a screen, but that I am before you as a crowd with my shirt off roaring this:
When Liverpool Football Club beat Barcelona Financial Cheats at Anfield in 2019, Shaqiri and Origi were leading the line, and the greatest footballer on the planet was in the stands wearing a T-shirt that said Never Give Up. Thetax dodger who won the ballon d'or this year was sat on his arse on our grass having his hair ruffled by Robbo.