Author Topic: Liverpool are shite (Read 513753 times)

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3400 on:** July 21, 2021, 01:51:47 am »

Can't even play 90 mins these days. Shite

ChaChaMooMoo · « **Reply #3401 on:** July 21, 2021, 08:12:42 am »

Quote from: disgraced cake on July 20, 2021, 05:39:49 pm

Couldn't beat Wanker Innsbruck? Klopp must walk.

Edit: Couldn't beat Stuttgart either? Klopp still must walk.

He should actually walk. We dont have money for the taxi.

farawayred · « **Reply #3402 on:** July 21, 2021, 05:05:42 pm »

Quote from: ChaChaMooMoo on July 21, 2021, 08:12:42 am

He should actually walk. We dont have money for the taxi.

He should. How come so many years at the helm and he still doesn't know his best team? So many players are taking on the pitch...

Pie Eyed · « **Reply #3403 on:** July 21, 2021, 05:09:57 pm »

We played 22 players on that pitch yesterday.

Neither of the other teams played more than 11.

How did we not win with those numbers

Absolute shite.

ToneLa · « **Reply #3404 on:** July 31, 2021, 03:28:33 pm »

No Haaland? No Mbappe? That's one thing

But losing a generational talent like Grealish to our traditional rivals who are already better than us?

Small time club this

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3405 on:** August 1, 2021, 11:42:09 pm »

Can’t believe we’ve still not managed to conclude the negotiations for Dempsey and Konoplyanka, joke of a football club

xbugawugax · « **Reply #3406 on:** August 9, 2021, 03:07:22 am »

what on earth is FSG doing.

spending billions on data scientists when they can't even get the turnstiles working right

owners are shite!

ToneLa · « **Reply #3407 on:** August 11, 2021, 06:30:03 pm »

the new season starts friday and we're not even playing???

Joke of a club.

Perham · « **Reply #3408 on:** August 13, 2021, 02:00:36 pm »

I just looked at the league table and it turns out we're 11th! This type of mediocrity is unacceptable.

Klopp out

Son of Spion · « **Reply #3409 on:** August 14, 2021, 01:38:05 am »

Ten places behind Brentford already.

Surely Klopp has to go. $:-\$

24/7 · « **Reply #3410 on:** August 14, 2021, 01:58:22 am »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on August 14, 2021, 01:38:05 am

Ten places behind Brentford already.

Surely Klopp has to go. $:-\$

Ten places? Ten LETTERS! That's worse, man! Kloopuie out, laaaa.

FiSh77 · « **Reply #3411 on:** August 14, 2021, 07:23:06 pm »

Behind the mancs on goal difference? wank

24/7 · « **Reply #3412 on:** August 14, 2021, 07:59:17 pm »

The Ev scored three at home today. How many did we score at home today? Zero. Shite.

xbugawugax · « **Reply #3413 on:** August 21, 2021, 02:27:00 pm »

0 assists from midfield again

all the pundits say we are going to get found out with attacking and assisting fullbacks.

shite midfield. our midfield coach is stealing for a living

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3414 on:** August 23, 2021, 07:45:35 am »

Quote from: xbugawugax on August 21, 2021, 02:27:00 pm

0 assists from midfield again

all the pundits say we are going to get found out with attacking and assisting fullbacks.

shite midfield. our midfield coach is stealing for a living

Can’t believe we’ve let Shaqiri go who could easily play as a progressive CM in favour of retaining Fabinho who’s too busy trying to pretend he’s a defender. You play in midfield, stop defending!

Son of Spion · « **Reply #3415 on:** August 23, 2021, 02:21:55 pm »

Sorry, but we have to address the elephant in the room.

Liverpool play football and Burnley play rugby, but we only beat Burnley 2-0.

Surely we should have scored more against a side that doesn't even play the same sport as us?

I think it's time for Klopp to go.

Shite. $:-\$

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3416 on:** August 23, 2021, 03:39:47 pm »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on August 23, 2021, 02:21:55 pm

Sorry, but we have to address the elephant in the room.

Liverpool play football and Burnley play rugby, but we only beat Burnley 2-0.

Surely we should have scored more against a side that doesn't even play the same sport as us?

I think it's time for Klopp to go.

Shite. $:-\$

Exactly. Even worse, as a rugby team they only play 80 minutes - meaning the last 10 minutes were essentially a free for all where we failed to score and even nearly conceded.

Son of Spion · « **Reply #3417 on:** August 23, 2021, 06:26:06 pm »

Quote from: Jwils21 on August 23, 2021, 03:39:47 pm

Exactly. Even worse, as a rugby team they only play 80 minutes - meaning the last 10 minutes were essentially a free for all where we failed to score and even nearly conceded.

When you put it like that, it really does shine a spotlight on the limitations Klopp and this Liverpool team have.

Get Fat Sam in before it's too late.

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3418 on:** August 24, 2021, 08:09:19 am »

Quote from: Son of Spion＊ on August 23, 2021, 06:26:06 pm

When you put it like that, it really does shine a spotlight on the limitations Klopp and this Liverpool team have.

Get Fat Sam in before it's too late.

Too late for that I am afraid. I don't see any options but to change to a rugby team if we ever want to even dream of some success

Seems we've only got two players, though. Shite!

rob1966 · « **Reply #3419 on:** August 24, 2021, 10:17:17 am »

Below Moyes and West Ham - fucking shite

Jwils21 · « **Reply #3420 on:** August 24, 2021, 04:36:10 pm »

Quote from: rob1966 on August 24, 2021, 10:17:17 am

Below Moyes and West Ham - fucking shite

To think we turned down signing top of the table Jarrod Bowen in favour of retaining an aging Salah and Mane.

disgraced cake · « **Reply #3421 on:** August 24, 2021, 11:56:18 pm »

Looks like Arsene Wenger was at Kirkby today, he's going to come in as backup across the forward line. We are seriously fucking skint

Red Cactii · « **Reply #3422 on:** August 25, 2021, 02:06:06 pm »

Bunch of flat track bullies this lot, have only got wins against the teams coming 17th and 20th.

royhendo · « **Reply #3423 on:** August 25, 2021, 02:43:43 pm »

It's a disgrace that we've got to rely on the world's best football manager to get a tune out of a squad that's a whole year and a bit since its last trophy win. What chance do we have?

DTRed · « **Reply #3424 on:** August 25, 2021, 03:44:37 pm »

It's a shambles that we've signed all of our best players up on long term contracts, denying fans the stress and uncertainty that the Arsenal fans enjoy every year. FSG out!

ToneLa · « **Reply #3425 on:** August 26, 2021, 05:57:34 pm »

Ronaldo might go to the best club in the world but our "marquee signings" are a bunch of trussed up old timers getting fat contract renewals for their sunset years?

A real football club would have the state - any state - behind it. Our underachieving mediocrity in the Gulf business sector is embarrassing. And we call ourselves a "global club"

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3426 on:** August 26, 2021, 07:25:36 pm »

Can't even get into Group A in the CL, have to make do with the inferior 2nd class Group B. Shite

24/7 · « **Reply #3427 on:** August 27, 2021, 08:01:08 pm »

United bring back Ronaldo? What are we doing to revive our glory days? Where's Rush? Where's Dalglish? Where's Coutinho even?! Shite.

ToneLa · « **Reply #3428 on:** August 28, 2021, 08:44:48 am »

Bring
Back
Carra

farawayred · « **Reply #3429 on:** August 28, 2021, 04:29:28 pm »

How long was it since we last won a mid-week game? Not a single point from them this season around... At least last season we won a few. Going backwards already, shite!

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3430 on:** August 28, 2021, 08:17:30 pm »

Couldn't even get the ball into the net past their reserve keeper, Reece James. Shite.

Lynx the saucy mynx · « **Reply #3431 on:** August 28, 2021, 09:03:49 pm »

We call ourselves a club “steeped in tradition”. Really?

This week is the 20 year anniversary of signing TWO goalkeepers on deadline day. What have we done to commemorate it? Absolutely nothing.

Plastic club. No reverence for our past at all.

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3432 on:** August 29, 2021, 11:17:23 am »

A corner at the dying second of the game, and what does our main threat do. Linger by the own goal line is what he does. Shite!

ToneLa · « **Reply #3433 on:** August 31, 2021, 09:00:25 pm »

We'd rather tie up the contracts of our ageing squad who won the league and CL than buy a 5th forward

Pathetic club.

Ghost Town · « **Reply #3434 on:** August 31, 2021, 09:03:05 pm »

Another summer window ends and Rick Parry's Transfer Fax Machine has barely been used. Shite.

Lofty Ambitions · « **Reply #3435 on:** September 1, 2021, 08:07:28 am »

Babelcopter showing signs of not having been used for years. Not this transfer window either. Shite!

rob1966 · « **Reply #3436 on:** September 1, 2021, 08:09:08 am »

We didn't sign Mbappe and Haaland for £400 million and give them £1m a week wages, fucking shite.

ABZ Rover · « **Reply #3437 on:** September 1, 2021, 09:35:54 am »

Quote from: Lofty Ambitions on September 1, 2021, 08:07:28 am

Babelcopter showing signs of not having been used for years. Not this transfer window either. Shite!

Even the fukin Taliban have better helicopters than us.

FSG OUT!

farawayred · « **Reply #3438 on:** September 18, 2021, 07:11:47 pm »

We didn't spend big in the summer and it shows. Shite!

CornerTakenQuickly · « **Reply #3439 on:** September 18, 2021, 10:01:15 pm »

Haven't scored 4 in a game yet. Shite.