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Komic · « **Reply #1160 on:** June 29, 2011, 09:49:32 pm »

In the episode where Homer has the same name as the really good cop in a TV show and buys loads if scarves. Whats the phrase he says when he whips the scarf?

TepidT2O · « **Reply #1161 on:** June 29, 2011, 09:58:00 pm »

The simpsons is of course responsible for people on the Internet using the word "meh" to show ambivalence.
This annoys the hell out of me!

Lisa Simpson has a lot to answer for!

La Vecchia Magpie · « **Reply #1162 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:13:00 pm »

Bret Hart: Ewww, this place has old man stink.

Smithers: Uh, don't listen to him Sir, you have an enchanting musk.

And I know it's been said, but 'tute on son, tute on' cracks me up everytime

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #1163 on:** June 29, 2011, 10:32:09 pm »

Quote from: Komic on June 29, 2011, 09:49:32 pm

In the episode where Homer has the same name as the really good cop in a TV show and buys loads if scarves. Whats the phrase he says when he whips the scarf?

That's the end of that chapter!

Corkboy · « **Reply #1164 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:22:46 pm »

Quote from: Tepid water on June 29, 2011, 09:58:00 pm

The simpsons is of course responsible for people on the Internet using the word "meh" to show ambivalence.
This annoys the hell out of me!

Lisa Simpson has a lot to answer for!

Meh.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #1165 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:33:01 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on June 29, 2011, 11:22:46 pm

Meh.

Why you little......!!!!!!

Komic · « **Reply #1166 on:** June 29, 2011, 11:51:06 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on June 29, 2011, 10:32:09 pm

That's the end of that chapter!

Thanks. Had it in my head it was "and thats the way the cookie crumbles" which is wrong.

DanFromMars · « **Reply #1167 on:** June 30, 2011, 02:24:33 am »

Quote from: Komic on June 29, 2011, 09:49:32 pm

In the episode where Homer has the same name as the really good cop in a TV show and buys loads if scarves. Whats the phrase he says when he whips the scarf?

Uh oh spaghetti ohs

Father Ted · « **Reply #1168 on:** June 30, 2011, 05:30:41 pm »

"Hey, I don't remember saying that"

inq80 · « **Reply #1169 on:** June 30, 2011, 05:38:23 pm »

"you shot who in the what now!?"

http://homepages.rpi.edu/~markhn/sounds/whowhat.wav

made me cry first time i heard that

nicholasanthony · « **Reply #1170 on:** July 4, 2011, 09:19:50 am »

"Hear that? It's the sound of children's laughter...silenced."

LanceLink!!!!! · « **Reply #1171 on:** July 4, 2011, 10:45:09 am »

The one where Homer and Bart work at the carnival.

There's a sketch where they both have to bite a chicken's head off as an initiation to become a carny. So simple yet so funny, gets me every time.

west_london_red · « **Reply #1172 on:** July 4, 2011, 10:51:20 am »

when lisa becomes a vegitarian:

Homer: No pork chops, no sausages, no bacon
Lisa: Dad they all come from the same animal!
Home: Yes Lisa, ofcourse they do Lisa a *magical* animal

Father Ted · « **Reply #1173 on:** July 5, 2011, 10:33:26 pm »

"Thanks for buying us these toys Grandpa"

"Bah. Why didn't you get something useful, like storm windows, or a nice pipe organ...."

S · « **Reply #1174 on:** July 6, 2011, 07:10:16 pm »

Change the channel Marge!

Cribertinokes · « **Reply #1175 on:** July 24, 2011, 03:14:25 pm »

Just watched the episode about B-Sharps before, and this cracked me up...

(on a boat, with the statue of liberty in the backdrop)

Homer - "Just want to dedicated this song to a woman who's 100ft tall and weighs 200... pounds"

Random guy - "Oh god! This giant woman will devour us all" (jumps over board)

Homer - "...I was talking about the statue"

Shooter · « **Reply #1176 on:** July 24, 2011, 03:16:16 pm »

Lemon of Troy has to be a contender for best episode of all-time, that episode is just filled with amazing quotes.

"Sounds like Springfield's got a discipline problem"

"Maybe that's why we beat them at football nearly half the time."

Genius.

Okkervil · « **Reply #1177 on:** July 24, 2011, 03:46:38 pm »

"If I Could Just Say A Few Words... I'd Be A Better Public Speaker"

danny boy the red · « **Reply #1178 on:** July 24, 2011, 10:31:58 pm »

Lenny one day booting home in the car, can't remember the reasons why ,

" wow I'm really making great time here... now if only I had somewhere to be"

Komic · « **Reply #1179 on:** July 24, 2011, 11:03:52 pm »

It is the MENSA one isn't it? They get rid of green as people go fastest through yellow. They then cut to Lenny at some traffic lights.

Father Ted · « **Reply #1180 on:** August 24, 2011, 02:39:17 pm »

Olympia Dukakis & Bo Derek in, Too Many Grandmas!

"Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!"

Yozza1 · « **Reply #1181 on:** August 29, 2011, 05:23:18 pm »

I love the ones that are nice and simple.

When the bear attacks Evergreen Terrace and the police shoot it with a tranquiliser but also shoot Barney. Then forest patrol come and put the bear in a net and throw it in a van sayin "animal patrol" then as soon as thats gone you see a van saying "moes" and Barney in a net getting threw into a van

Austin Powers · « **Reply #1182 on:** August 29, 2011, 06:34:12 pm »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/5yGJGTjV2WE" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/5yGJGTjV2WE</a>

This was on tonight, I laughed out loud at "give me the bat"

lfc_col · « **Reply #1183 on:** August 29, 2011, 06:53:10 pm »

Quote from: DanFromMars on May 24, 2011, 11:52:51 pm

Darryl Darryl Darryl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnJ8xs6ibs&feature=feedrec_grec_index

Love that episode

MrBurns: Get rid of those sideburns

MrBurns I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns, you're off the team!

from the same episode i think always makes me laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-FO86QObDk

Cre_mCr_cker · « **Reply #1184 on:** August 29, 2011, 07:02:30 pm »

Man alive! There are...Men alive in here.

lfc_col · « **Reply #1185 on:** August 29, 2011, 07:09:22 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAZ8xwXE5UY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceqNcCUUakE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjvnRM554lw&feature=feedrec_grec_index

El_Pistolero7 · « **Reply #1186 on:** August 29, 2011, 08:24:05 pm »

Best simpsons moment is when homer is at the bank but needs marge's consent so goes behind some plants and pretends to talk to her... ' Daddy ask the man for some candy'

thelinnen · « **Reply #1187 on:** August 29, 2011, 09:03:52 pm »

Just watched the 'It's a mad mad mad mad world' piss take, best parody they did in my opinion especially when they dig the hole under the big t. Someone says 'how do we get out' and homer says 'let's dig our way out'

Jazz101 · « **Reply #1188 on:** August 29, 2011, 11:58:05 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is5s9dgzovg

lfc_col · « **Reply #1189 on:** August 30, 2011, 01:16:14 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpoYYC7lut8&feature=related

alonsoisared · « **Reply #1190 on:** August 30, 2011, 05:28:45 am »

Marge: "I don't want you stalking anyone tonight!"
Homer: "Oh ok have it your way Marge, i'll be back in a minute, i'm...going outside, to...stalk...Lenny and Karl...DOH!"

Amazing

DanFromMars · « **Reply #1191 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:38:46 am »

That wasn't part of our deal Blackheart...THAT WASN'T PART!

XabiArt · « **Reply #1192 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:12:29 am »

Probably misses his old glasses.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #1193 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:48:58 am »

Quote from: XabiArt on August 31, 2011, 01:12:29 am

Probably misses his old glasses.

Yeah... then we'd get the chair

"Finally, the great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink. Ahhh, steaky!"

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #1194 on:** August 31, 2011, 01:59:32 am »

And the amazing Sugar Man episode was on the other day;

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Marge: Look, just get rid of the sugar, OK?

Beekeeper 1: Well, sure is quiet in here today.
Beekeeper 2: Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Beekeeper 1: Hmm...I'm afraid I don't.
Beekeeper 2: You see, bees usually make a lot of noise. No noise -- suggests no bees!
Beekeeper 1: Oh, I understand now. Oh look, there goes one now.
Beekeeper 2: To the Beemobile!
Beekeeper 1: You mean your Chevy?

Hank Scorpio · « **Reply #1195 on:** August 31, 2011, 09:34:27 am »

That Sugar Man episode is up there with the best.

courty61 · « **Reply #1196 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:50:56 pm »

Quote from: XabiArt on August 31, 2011, 01:12:29 am

Probably misses his old glasses.

One of my fave lines ever - nearly spat my tea out when I heard it yesterday as I forgot it was that episode.

Also love the way Bart struts down the street a la John Travolta in that one

OOT'erConnie · « **Reply #1197 on:** August 31, 2011, 02:35:42 pm »

Simpson, you diabolical.

XabiArt · « **Reply #1198 on:** August 31, 2011, 02:45:24 pm »

Quote from: courty61 on August 31, 2011, 12:50:56 pm

One of my fave lines ever - nearly spat my tea out when I heard it yesterday as I forgot it was that episode.

Also love the way Bart struts down the street a la John Travolta in that one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcU7knuFvog

Hazell · « **Reply #1199 on:** August 31, 2011, 04:03:12 pm »

Homer: Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on [splice] her sweet [splice] can. [splice] -- o I grab her -- [splice] sweet can. [splice] Oh, just thinking about [splice] her [splice] can [splice] I just wish I had he --[splice] sweet [splice] sweet [splice] s-s-sweet [splice] can.

Jones: So, Mr. Simpson: you admit you grabbed her can. What do you have to say in your defence?

Homer: [looking lustful in a clearly-paused VCR shot]

Jones: Mr. Simpson, your silence will only incriminate you further. [paused shot of Homer grows larger] No, Mr. Simpson, don't take your anger out on me. Get back! Get back! Mist -- Mr. Simpson -- nooo!

Man: [quickly] Dramatization -- may not have happened.