Author Topic: The Simpsons - The Blurst of thread (Read 343496 times)

dann · « **Reply #1120 on:** May 9, 2011, 11:49:58 pm »

billy and the cloneasaurus

Scaryscouse · « **Reply #1121 on:** May 10, 2011, 06:44:46 am »

Ok Brain it's all up to you, if you don't figure out what to do, we'll loose Marge for ever. Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding.

Redcap · « **Reply #1122 on:** May 10, 2011, 08:11:18 am »

Quote from: dann on May 9, 2011, 11:49:58 pm

billy and the cloneasaurus

Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about
my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it
on with your leg.
Skinner: Well...maybe it was for the best. Now I...I finally have time
to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel.
Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are
brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call
it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Apu: Oh, you have _got_ to be kidding sir. First you think of an
idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title
that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this
through...
[later]...was on the bestseller list for eighteen months!
Every magazine cover had...
[later]...most popular movies of all time, sir! What were
you thinking?! [realizing] I mean, thank you, come again.

courty61 · « **Reply #1123 on:** May 10, 2011, 08:32:52 pm »

Quote from: Redcap on May 10, 2011, 08:11:18 am

Milhouse: Bart, look! It's Principal Skinner. And I think he's gone
crazy -- he's not wearing a suit or tie or anything!
Bart: [approaches him] Principal Skinner? Um, I'm real sorry about
my dog getting you fired, and biting you, and then getting it
on with your leg.
Skinner: Well...maybe it was for the best. Now I...I finally have time
to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel.
Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are
brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call
it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."
Apu: Oh, you have _got_ to be kidding sir. First you think of an
idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title
that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this
through...
[later]...was on the bestseller list for eighteen months!
Every magazine cover had...
[later]...most popular movies of all time, sir! What were
you thinking?! [realizing] I mean, thank you, come again.

Fantastic!

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #1124 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:25:48 am »

Quote from: Scaryscouse on May 10, 2011, 06:44:46 am

Ok Brain it's all up to you, if you don't figure out what to do, we'll loose Marge for ever. Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBZulXg0knc

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #1125 on:** May 11, 2011, 11:26:53 am »

He eats like a pig!

Nah pigs tend to chew.

Frank Grimes, second greatest guest character ever.

courty61 · « **Reply #1126 on:** May 11, 2011, 07:52:31 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on May 11, 2011, 11:26:53 am

He eats like a pig!

Nah pigs tend to chew.

Frank Grimes, second greatest guest character ever.

Look at me! I dont need safety gloves as I'm Homer Simpson!

Is the 2nd best behind Hank Scorpio by any chance?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #1127 on:** May 11, 2011, 07:53:16 pm »

Quote from: courty61 on May 11, 2011, 07:52:31 pm

Look at me! I dont need safety gloves as I'm Homer Simpson!

Is the 2nd best behind Hank Scorpio by any chance?

Indeed it is!

DanFromMars · « **Reply #1128 on:** May 24, 2011, 11:52:51 pm »

Darryl Darryl Darryl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnJ8xs6ibs&feature=feedrec_grec_index

Love that episode

MrBurns: Get rid of those sideburns

MrBurns I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns, you're off the team!

Paulie's Wallnuts · « **Reply #1129 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:06:08 am »

Quote from: ozzy-red on April 21, 2011, 02:07:50 am

The episode is called "Simpson Tide". It's the nineteenth episode of the ninth season.
It has so many great moments.
Homer: Uhh... is the poop-deck really what I think it is?
Captain Tenille: Haha, I like the cut of your jib.
Homer: What's a jib?
Captain Tenille: Hah. Promote that man!

Haha thank you for reminding me of that episode!

I personally love this one scene above most others

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/7kmfsiOYsbo" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/7kmfsiOYsbo</a>

anfieldpurch · « **Reply #1130 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:07:01 am »

Quote from: DanFromMars on May 24, 2011, 11:52:51 pm

Darryl Darryl Darryl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnJ8xs6ibs&feature=feedrec_grec_index

Love that episode

MrBurns: Get rid of those sideburns

MrBurns I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns, you're off the team!

Love the song at the end.

...Talking Homer... Ozzy and the straw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkpyZws4bJ8

Paulie's Wallnuts · « **Reply #1131 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:09:50 am »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on May 11, 2011, 07:53:16 pm

Indeed it is!

Homer:Yes Mr Scorpion
Hank Scorpio:Dont call me Mr Scorpion. It's Mr Scorpio but dont call me that either.

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #1132 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:55:36 am »

From the Kamp Krusty episode:

Mr. Black: I'll take any questions you might have... you? And then uum.... one more.
Milhouse: Can we call you Uncle Blackie?
Mr. Black: No.. last question...

From Lemon of Troy:

Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is tutoring?
Lisa: Pfft. Tutoring? The only thing Bart's teaching is guerilla combat in Shelbyville.
Marge: Well, do you have a number where we can reach him?
Lisa: No, Mom, Bart and some kids ran off to wage war on Shelbyville!
Marge: [gasps] Homer! Come quick! Bart's quit his tutoring job and joined a violence gang!

Quote from: cissepower on May 9, 2011, 06:24:02 pm

andymanlfc · « **Reply #1133 on:** May 25, 2011, 11:07:16 am »

Why do Sky play the same shite episodes over and over again?

deadlybuzz · « **Reply #1134 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:20:59 pm »

rowan_d · « **Reply #1135 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:30:41 pm »

Nuke the Whales

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #1136 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:31:45 pm »

Quote from: rowan_d on May 25, 2011, 02:30:41 pm

Nuke the Whales

Gotta nuke something.

cissepower · « **Reply #1137 on:** June 22, 2011, 05:49:07 pm »

Some very clever (or sad) person, found that if you put together the various McBain clips aired between 1991 and 1993, they actually form a coherent plot with a beginning, middle and end.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/jxot9lk58Zw" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/jxot9lk58Zw</a>

dann · « **Reply #1138 on:** June 22, 2011, 08:29:52 pm »

Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing - did you?

DanFromMars · « **Reply #1139 on:** June 22, 2011, 11:11:40 pm »

Bart Simpson: [over loud speaker] Hey everybody, vote for my dad, Homer Simpson. If you don't he'll beat us.
Homer Simpson: [over loud speaker] Why you little... er... No one's gonna beat you, son.
[under his breath, but still audible]
Homer Simpson: You're gonna get such a beating!

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #1140 on:** June 22, 2011, 11:23:37 pm »

"I wonder where Bart is? His dinner's getting all cold, and eaten"
*Homer eats Bart's dinner*

I've probably seen that episode more than ten times and I still laugh out loud every time.

dann · « **Reply #1141 on:** June 22, 2011, 11:51:39 pm »

that mcbain movies boss, im a huge simpsons fan and never realised. fair do's whoever discovered that.

ThepepeReina · « **Reply #1142 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:00:10 am »

submarine captain: What do we want homer?
homer: peassss
submarine captain: Yeh but how do we get peace?
Homer: with a knife

deadlybuzz · « **Reply #1143 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:33:58 am »

Quote from: dann on June 22, 2011, 11:51:39 pm

that mcbain movies boss, im a huge simpsons fan and never realised. fair do's whoever discovered that.

Yep, never noticed that either. There's also an apparent continuous gag to do with Lenny and his eye which I never noticed before.

se9R.F.L · « **Reply #1144 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:51:46 pm »

"We're now approaching our final destination, Itchy and Scratchy land. The theme park of the future where nothing can possibl-eye go wrong... er Possibly go wrong... that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #1145 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:52:37 pm »

Do you have Go Dog Go?

Pfft... that's in Juvenile,this is Young Adult.

Snail · « **Reply #1146 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:35:04 pm »

Quote from: Redcap on April 16, 2011, 12:19:54 pm

I'd say..

1. Simpsons S1-10
2. Daria
3. Futurama
4. South Park
5. Everything else
6. Most Simpsons 11+

Fuck me, I haven't seen that in years.

nicholasanthony · « **Reply #1147 on:** June 23, 2011, 03:40:39 pm »

Quote from: Siannn. on June 23, 2011, 03:35:04 pm

Fuck me, I haven't seen that in years.

Used to love it. Not sure why because I was way too young for who it was probably targeting.

DanJay87 · « **Reply #1148 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:23:17 am »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/jgKRHYa84eE?version=3" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/jgKRHYa84eE?version=3</a>

Komic · « **Reply #1149 on:** June 25, 2011, 10:02:08 am »

deadlybuzz · « **Reply #1150 on:** June 25, 2011, 03:56:09 pm »

Quote from: Komic on June 25, 2011, 10:02:08 am

..

I love how the prices keep changing from Free to 35c to 50c.

BRdispatch05 · « **Reply #1151 on:** June 25, 2011, 05:32:52 pm »

Quote from: deadlybuzz on June 25, 2011, 03:56:09 pm

I love how the prices keep changing from Free to 35c to 50c.

ha good catch

I'm sure this has been in this thread

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

dann · « **Reply #1152 on:** June 25, 2011, 05:37:45 pm »

best newspaper cover is the ''local gays show there pride'' with barts face in the corner.

he says to lisa remember when you made us march in that gay pride parade and hold up that paper.

Ron · « **Reply #1153 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:11:13 pm »

I watched a few episodes last night because I couldn't sleep.
I can't see the humor in it.
It's just like watching a regular soap.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #1154 on:** June 26, 2011, 04:59:06 pm »

My favourite is the Cavalry Kids/President Shoots Wife cover.

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #1155 on:** June 26, 2011, 09:47:11 pm »

"Ho. J Simpson Trial to Begin" hahaha

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #1156 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:43:21 pm »

Quote from: Rusty Oysterburger on June 22, 2011, 11:23:37 pm

"I wonder where Bart is? His dinner's getting all cold, and eaten"
*Homer eats Bart's dinner*

It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?

I told you last night, NO!

You'll be back! And so will you! And you! AND...YOU.
Of course I'll be back, if you didn't close I'd never leave!

stoa · « **Reply #1157 on:** June 28, 2011, 09:57:48 pm »

Quote from: jeffiner1892 on June 28, 2011, 09:43:21 pm

You'll be back! And so will you! And you! AND...YOU.
Of course I'll be back, if you didn't close I'd never leave!

Moe: Barney, show him the exit!
Barney: There's an exit?!?!

Mr F · « **Reply #1158 on:** June 29, 2011, 01:15:46 am »

From an ep on channel 4 tonight, had me in stitches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAeZgTDh3nM

The Playmaker · « **Reply #1159 on:** June 29, 2011, 06:37:49 pm »

Quote from: DanFromMars on May 24, 2011, 11:52:51 pm

Darryl Darryl Darryl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjnJ8xs6ibs&feature=feedrec_grec_index

Love that episode

MrBurns: Get rid of those sideburns

MrBurns I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns, you're off the team!

Hahahaha probably my favouirte episode. I love how that black guy ends up with a massive head because he drinks too much of that stuff!