Well, the team comes first *sigh*Here's my contribution
If you're lying, I'll chop your head off.
Stage 2 - denial
I'm literally having to scroll down every page with lightning speed here.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
How is giroud still on the pitch? Pointless? What other strikers do they have to come in?
Harry from Elsree: Flamini has been that leader for the Gunners. We need this win to stay in the title race!
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
A dead animal is a dead animal. And a piece of meat is a piece of meat.
I am all for authoritarian rule
One day, people will hopefully look back and say "I was there son. I was there the year that Spurs won nothing again."
We’ll still finish in top four - and they won’t. You can quote me on this in May.