Well done. Now please dissect all the ~700 fouls given for or against LFC this season and determine what a fair aggregate would be.
It’s an interesting question - according to ‘neutral’ PGMOL officials, Liverpool are one of the dirtiest teams in the league with 356 fouls - despite being second in the league
The only teams dirtier than Liverpool according to our truly neutral refs are
TEAM (League Placing) [Fouls recorded by Neutral referees]
Bournmouth (11th) [397]
Wolves (10th) [370]
Everton (16th) [364]
Palace (14th) [364]
Luton (18th) [359]
Forest (17th) [358]
Then we have Liverpool
Liverpool (2nd) [356]
According to the refs, Liverpool are a dirtier team than Burnley. Of the top 6 clubs (Which Liverpool are apparantly dirtier than) we have
Arsenal (1st) [299]
Man City (3rd) [245]
Villa (4th) [339]
Spurs (5th) [328]
Manchester United (6th) [309]
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This gets especially interesting, because although Liverpool are supposedly the 7th dirtiest team in the league, they are 17th in the total number of cards (58) - Only three teams have less
Palace (55), Manchester City (48), Arsenal (46)
It gets especially interesting with yellows as you’d expect that one of the dirtiest teams in the league would be picking up one of the highest yellow card tallies, but no - Liverpool are 18th in yellows too.
So Liverpool are one of the dirtiest teams in the league - according to PGMOL, but only got 55 yellow cards - equal with Palace.
ONLY TWO TEAMS IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE HAVE LESS YELLOW CARDS THAN LIVERPOOL:
Manchester City (48) and Arsenal (46)
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You’d also expect that a club that was as dirty as Liverpool would be battling to get the ball back as we’re apparantly booting people up and down the park all day - according to PGMOL
But, strangely, no. Liverpool are 4th in the league with possession stats - only three clubs Manchester City (66%), Brighton (61.97%) and Spurs (61.5%) have more possession than Liverpool (60.52%)
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If we're going off what PGMOL are determining - we're one of the dirtiest teams in the league, but all those fouls barely merit any yellows - we are way down that list and we have less need to foul, with more possession than the vast majority of the league.
We have the most number of (joint) red cards in the league - but we've already gone through how laughable those three red cards were, so no need to dwell on that, but we have the 2nd highest red card tally in the league (per game) (0.17) according to the neutral organisation that refs the league - the one team with a higher stat than that is Burnley (Out of the whole league)
With all this fouling going on and given how dirty Liverpool apparantly are, it's amazing that we've recorded the (joint)second highest goal tally in the league - with Manchester City (Only Arsenal are higher) - and amazingly with us being so apparantly dirty, we have recorded the highest number of shots in the league (572 - with 2nd being Manchester City with 541)
We are 14th with the number of tackles we make in the league - which means per tackle, our 'foul' ratio is absolutely through the roof - surely if we're that bad at tackling, we shoudl have a shit load more yellow cards to reflect our overall dirtiness?