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Not sure the FA should really be having a drawn out interview process with the managers of three clubs this soon to the new season.

They will know who they want but just trying to look like its a thorough process.

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Should just call this process David Gill's mates.

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The FA have just taken the approach that seeing as the country is going to go to shit, who gives a fuck about the national team. Just get any sod and fuck this all off.

In some sort of warped way is this Sunderland getting their country back?

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Sam Allardyce...

Jesus.

Won't be winning anything soon then....
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Steve Bruce being interviewed according to the BBC.

I think it's high time those who compile the shortlist of candidates should be fucked off.
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Weren't they talking about learning from their mistakes from last time? And the two people they are talking to are Big Sam and Steve fucking Bruce.

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Steve Bruce and Sam Allardyce, I didn't think it was possible to top Roy, but by hell they're sure giving it a go. Next interview has to be Tactics Tim.

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Would like to see Big Sam & Big Bruce strip to the waist, oil up & fight to the death for the job.


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It's like Mike Bassett becoming England manager has come true....amazing.

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lololololol

Steve Bruce?

McClaren must be busy. Not even the bottom of the barrel, they've dug through the bottom and are closing in on China

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

Normally a player can look great on tubes, but one of the things that's encouraging for me is just the amount of youtube videos on him

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I am waiting for Tim Sherwood and Colin Wanker being interviewed soon.
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How the fuck did I miss this before? If someone can embed this, please do.

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I am waiting for Tim Sherwood and Colin Wanker being interviewed soon.
Owen Coyle as well.

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Would like to see Big Sam & Big Bruce strip to the waist, oil up & fight to the death for the job.


I really really dont want to see that!!
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Owen Coyle as well.
He's not English doe.
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Allardyce & Bruce as candidates. Dreadful.

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Allardyce & Bruce as candidates. Dreadful. Glorious.

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certainly not the most inspiring choices but I'd be happy for Bruce if he got it. he seems honoured to be linked with it and is genuinely a nice chap. also takes the beachball head banter well!

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I am waiting for Tim Sherwood and Colin Wanker being interviewed soon.

Ian Holloway would be glorious.  Just for the quotes.  :D

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Allardyce & Bruce as candidates. Dreadful.
It's beyond satire now...
certainly not the most inspiring choices but I'd be happy for Bruce if he got it. he seems honoured to be linked with it and is genuinely a nice chap. also takes the beachball head banter well!
But he's an appalling manager. 'Up and at 'em lads' with no tactical insight, no history of success, no record or anything to indicate he could handle top players, no innovation, buys 10 of the same sorts of players from the same sorts of places, lines them up in the same sort of way - 4-4-2 with lots of crossing - then, if that doesn't work, he goes back to the chairman and asks for the money to buy 10 more of the same sorts of players from the same sorts of places to line up in the same sort of way.

That he's even anywhere near being considered indicates 2 of the fundamental problems that need addressing - the lack of decent coaches in this country and the staggering ineptitude of our FA.

What's particularly galling, if you give any kind of shit about England (and I'm increasingly treating them as comic relief, much more enjoyable that way) is that this is actually a promising set of younger players with some potentially decent club partnerships to work with. At least Roy had a track record of getting some poor teams to play as more than the sum of their parts. Same with Allardyce. Bruce doesn't even have that.
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If swell head Bruce and bulldog chops Sam are the only 2 English options, surely the average Ingerland fan would rather see a foreign manager?
I'm telling you, Bowie died and it's all gone to fuck.

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nigel peasron should throw his name in the hat.

The players would love a long thai pre season

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So it's big Sam

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Big Sam. What a fucking joke. England will be an even bigger laughing stock.

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The FA really are an inept bunch  ;D

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:lmao Allardici. Jermain Defoe must be the most happy English man around
I'm telling you, Bowie died and it's all gone to fuck.

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:lmao :lmao

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't breathe!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

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Extraordinary decision.

Big Sam as England manager.

Ye fucking gods...

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:lmao :lmao

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I can't breathe!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa

Came in here just to type that. Thanks Chakan.  ;D
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This is gonna be funny as fuck
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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It's ludicrous, but if they're going the route of English-only, he's the least-bad option, assuming that we all don't want to kill Eddie Howe's career as we all like the guy (Howe, that is).

Football will be effective, functional, better than the Hodge and he'll at least give the twitter account some badly-needed new material.

Truth is that there's not a huge degree of quality among international coaches nowadays - Conte headed back to club football as soon as he could. Portugal won the Euros with a bog-standard manager. Spain are getting a journeyman in.  He should get England into the quarter-finals of the Euros and Last 16's of World Cups that is their birthright.
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I love laughing at engerland, just keeps descending further into a pit of mediocrity, you couldn't make this up, Ricky Tomlinson should throw his hat in the ring now
They have translated from Halmstads to Malmo, to Orebo to Neuchatel Xamax, to the Swiss national team, so I find the question insulting.

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Fat fucking Sam....


Fucking hell.


How depressing.
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Are most of our more promising youngsters English? They'll all be checking the nationalities of their grandparents as we speak.

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The Nation Expects Fatty!

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Imagine being an England International, you've got rid of the useless dinosaur and the FA replace him with Fat Sam  :wellin
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