Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Total fucking whopper

[DelTrotter]

Equally, I don't understand why a Liverpool supporter would check into a Manc forum minutes after his team has won a memorable European Cup quarterfinal leg.

Wasn't particularly memorable to be honest, just a good result. Maybe it would be to a club like the one you "support" but unfortunately for you you were totally outclassed on your own pitch in the last round. You'll have to stick to supporting your second team tonight and wanking over any save straight at De Gea.

[sms1986]

Checking there to enjoy the Manc fume about tonight and :





State of this c*nt. Has to be a Manc.

Yeah, that's definitely a United fan being a WUM.

[Lofty Ambitions]

Sorry if been asked before but what's the Tolkien thingy with the topic title to Solksjaer?

I'll get me coat...

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Sorry if been asked before but what's the Tolkien thingy with the topic title to Solksjaer?

I'll get me coat...

[FiSh77]

Arf!

[rob1966]

Checking there to enjoy the Manc fume about tonight and :





State of this c*nt. Has to be a Manc.

Location Birmingham.

Sorry if been asked before but what's the Tolkien thingy with the topic title to Solksjaer?

I'll get me coat...

[Skidder.]

A 'scouser' called 'Tommy' on a Manc forum who posts that kind of shit to the tune of 10,000??

Really? I mean, really, really, really?

Ain't that all a bit coincidental?

He's a wool with a personality complex.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

A 'scouser' called 'Tommy' on a Manc forum who posts that kind of shit to the tune of 10,000??

Really? I mean, really, really, really?

Ain't that all a bit coincidental?

He's a wool with a personality complex.

Not sure he has a personality

[Lofty Ambitions]

I asked why the Tolkien reference to Solskjaer, then you post a video of him instead of answering. Not helpful! 

Actually, this was a honest question as a Tolkien fan (but perhaps not well worded). The Gollum / Smeagol reference is obvious, but what's the reference to Middle Earth and Ar-Sakalthôr, what's that about?

We are serious people here.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

I asked why the Tolkien reference to Solskjaer, then you post a video of him instead of answering. Not helpful! 

Actually, this was a honest question as a Tolkien fan (but perhaps not well worded). The Gollum / Smeagol reference is obvious, but what's the reference to Middle Earth and Ar-Sakalthôr, what's that about?

We are serious people here.

[Lofty Ambitions]

OK then

[sinnermichael]

Can see Hererra getting sent off if he plays for repeatedly hacking down Messi.

[DelTrotter]

Can see Hererra getting sent off if he plays for repeatedly hacking down Messi.

Imagine if they got twatted then in a rage start hacking all their players and put Messi out of the semi v us. 

[rob1966]

Imagine if they got twatted then in a rage start hacking all their players and put Messi out of the semi v us. 

Ramos hasn't managed it despite trying for years, so I doubt Herrera can...

If they do put him out, can they also get Luis to bite someone too then please.

[Kekule]

Imagine if they got twatted then in a rage start hacking all their players and put Messi out of the semi v us. 

I've now got the mental image of Chris Smalling, Scott McTominay and Phil Jones in a line chasing after Messi with the Benny Hill music playing.

[elsewhere]

I can see Utd defending really well tonight and lose by only 4 goals.

[RyanBabel19]

Actually dont think they'll get smashed tonight, will be relatively close (in terms of scoreline at least)

People do have a habit of hyping up sides and acting like english sides will get embarassed against other teams in the CL but it generally doesn't seem to pan out that way (unless its Arsenal)

Spurs numerous times were apparently gonna get hammered by Juve, Dortmund, Real
Bayern were going to take us apart in the second leg, City were gonna teach us a lesson over 2 legs
PSG were gonna shit on the mancs

I reckon 2-1 Barca. I do hope i'm wrong and they get utterly hammered with Messi scoring 4 but i'm not expecting Barca to steamroll them

[Ghost Town]

I asked why the Tolkien reference to Solskjaer, then you post a video of him instead of answering. Not helpful! 

Actually, this was a honest question as a Tolkien fan (but perhaps not well worded). The Gollum / Smeagol reference is obvious, but what's the reference to Middle Earth and Ar-Sakalthôr, what's that about?

We are serious people here.

Well Middle Earth - Mid Gard - comes from Norse legend, as does Ole...

And I think someone just went through all the Kings of Númenor until they found one whose name sounded a bit like Solskjaer.

Yeh, I know, explaining it ruins it 

[Lofty Ambitions]

I think someone just went through all the Kings of Númenor until they found one whose name sounded a bit like Solskjaer.

Yeh, I know, explaining it ruins it 

Cheers. I googled it at the time, and was wondering like why the 22th king, what's particular with that. Ha.

[Alisson Wonderland]

Actually dont think they'll get smashed tonight, will be relatively close (in terms of scoreline at least)

People do have a habit of hyping up sides and acting like english sides will get embarassed against other teams in the CL but it generally doesn't seem to pan out that way (unless its Arsenal)

Spurs numerous times were apparently gonna get hammered by Juve, Dortmund, Real
Bayern were going to take us apart in the second leg, City were gonna teach us a lesson over 2 legs
PSG were gonna shit on the mancs

I reckon 2-1 Barca. I do hope i'm wrong and they get utterly hammered with Messi scoring 4 but i'm not expecting Barca to steamroll them

I agree with you and they might even get a draw as Barcelona aren't great away from home in Europe.  I'd still expect Barca to beat them emphatically in the second leg

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Well Middle Earth - Mid Gard - comes from Norse legend, as does Ole...

And I think someone just went through all the Kings of Númenor until they found one whose name sounded a bit like Solskjaer.

Yeh, I know, explaining it ruins it 

[tonysleft]

I predict 2-1 to them. I reckon both teams will score anyway, weak defenses. Terrified of whoever has to play right back getting rinsed

[Skidder.]

Not sure he has a personality

Too good to be true...

It'll be one of the mods pissing about or something. There's no way any sane person would willingly spend 10,000 posts on the Cafe' and post that on one of the most exciting seasons to date.

[tonysleft]

I predict 2-1 to them. I reckon both teams will score anyway, weak defenses. Terrified of whoever has to play right back getting rinsed

Actually just saw that Matic and Herrera aren't at the hotel so it'll probably be a Pogba-Fred-McTominay midfield. Good luck to them in their hopes of getting the ball once

[rob1966]

Actually dont think they'll get smashed tonight, will be relatively close (in terms of scoreline at least)

People do have a habit of hyping up sides and acting like english sides will get embarassed against other teams in the CL but it generally doesn't seem to pan out that way (unless its Arsenal)

Spurs numerous times were apparently gonna get hammered by Juve, Dortmund, Real
Bayern were going to take us apart in the second leg, City were gonna teach us a lesson over 2 legs
PSG were gonna shit on the mancs

I reckon 2-1 Barca. I do hope i'm wrong and they get utterly hammered with Messi scoring 4 but i'm not expecting Barca to steamroll them

Looking forwards to seeing Phil Jones crawling along the grass as Messi weaves his way around him.

As well as the You Scouse bastard and racist bastard chants, I'm sure the inbreds will get the Gerrard slip song aired too tonight. Hope Luis smashes a hat-trick in.

[idontknow]

Have a strange inkling.
But that's personal and I need an appointment.
Looking forward to seeing The Bus tonight.
And Messi and Louis climbing all over it like something out of Please, Sir.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Oh aye..

[Flaccido Dongingo]

Barcelona evens tonight, not too often the bookies are giving money away like that!

[Macphisto80]

Too good to be true...

It'll be one of the mods pissing about or something. There's no way any sane person would willingly spend 10,000 posts on the Cafe' and post that on one of the most exciting seasons to date.

If it were 15 years ago, this would be true. These days, anything goes. Twitter and Facebook is a breeding ground for the melts. So called fans, who no doubt jumped on our bandwagon probably only a few years ago, or less. This is what you've to put up with. It's a good reason why I don't read Twitter, and there's actual websites that base their whole existence around what these dickheads are saying on social media as they flip flop from one extreme to the other. If a player has a bad game in the shirt, they want them sold. That's how bad they are. If you search Liverpool in Newsnow, you'll see articles that start with "These Liverpool fans...". Don't click on those. Never click on those.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Gollum

"Pogba is one of the best attacking talents in the world"

[didi shamone]

Gollum

"Pogba is one of the best attacking talents in the world"

Perhaps he said it in his native tongue and its badly translated?

Could have said "Pogba is one if the biggest weapons in the world"

[jillcwhomever]

Actually just saw that Matic and Herrera aren't at the hotel so it'll probably be a Pogba-Fred-McTominay midfield. Good luck to them in their hopes of getting the ball once

Best of luck with that midfield. 

[afc tukrish]

Best of luck with that midfield. 

Fred McTominay is in good form, isn't he?

[idontknow]

Best of luck with that midfield. 

All they need to is get it to Young and it's game on.

[RyanBabel19]

Gollum

"Pogba is one of the best attacking talents in the world"

Sounds like a sick joke but a large amount of their fan base seem to believe that and feel the need to stuff it down everyones throat any time he gets a goal, assist or has a half decent game

[Bangin Them In]

Gollum

"Pogba is one of the best attacking talents in the world"

Kind of true, just not in this team

[didi shamone]

Pogba to get sent off tonight. I'm calling it.

[idontknow]

The fans pulling off all the pillowslips tonight.
Barca facing a six-fingered wall.
Could get Messi.
Probably overpay for Bale.

[farawayred]

I want all Barca goals by Suarez and Coutinho. Checkmark one already.