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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #320 on: August 12, 2023, 04:58:41 pm »
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #321 on: August 12, 2023, 04:58:44 pm »
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #322 on: August 12, 2023, 04:58:55 pm »
The one positive Everton can take from this is that they created a number of chances and should have easily won.

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #323 on: August 12, 2023, 04:59:44 pm »
They don't have 30 goals in them this season. Who knows what happens if Luton/Sheff Utd can find a way to go gung ho and win 10 games, who fucking knows.
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #324 on: August 12, 2023, 05:01:16 pm »
They were absolute dog shit and my 82 year old (blue nose) Mum could have scored some of those chances  :)

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #325 on: August 12, 2023, 05:01:21 pm »
Hope the crowd were in full voice at the end!
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #326 on: August 12, 2023, 05:02:09 pm »
Disappointing but a win on Monday against Wolves will make it all good again.

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #327 on: August 12, 2023, 05:02:13 pm »
One of their easier home games ticked off. With a loss  ;D

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #328 on: August 12, 2023, 05:02:19 pm »
The one positive Everton can take from this is that they created a number of chances and should have easily won.

Plus the fact that E comes before S in the alphabet so they are outside the relegation zone on alphabetical order.  ;D
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #329 on: August 12, 2023, 05:03:13 pm »
Bad luck Everton fans,i'd like to offer some free coffee and toast to cheer you up.



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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #330 on: August 12, 2023, 05:03:39 pm »
Well they did score a goal but the Refs are against them. Conspiracy theory to trot out.
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #331 on: August 12, 2023, 05:05:00 pm »
That Keane goal should have stood first half. Shocker of a decision by the referee and VAR. Were all going to be fucked over again with this incompetence with the referee's in the PL.

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #332 on: August 12, 2023, 05:05:36 pm »
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #333 on: August 12, 2023, 05:05:55 pm »
Bad luck Everton fans,i'd like to offer some free coffee and toast to cheer you up.




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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #334 on: August 12, 2023, 05:09:25 pm »
One of their easier home games ticked off. With a loss  ;D

To be fair, Fulham have won at Goodison the last 3 times they've gone there

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #335 on: August 12, 2023, 05:12:14 pm »
Going to be a long season for the blues ;D Hopefully this is finally it this time round.

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #336 on: August 12, 2023, 05:13:42 pm »
Have any of them thought about asking where the Arteta money is
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #337 on: August 12, 2023, 05:15:39 pm »
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #338 on: August 12, 2023, 05:16:11 pm »
Is this finally the year?

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #339 on: August 12, 2023, 05:17:06 pm »
Above the relegation places due to alphabetical order. Silver linings!
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #340 on: August 12, 2023, 05:19:27 pm »
“Felt like a club and a team reborn today but we need another finisher for when DCL is out.

That was a top half performance in every respect otherwise”

Fucking reborn with a defeat :lmao
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #341 on: August 12, 2023, 05:20:05 pm »
Fulham were woeful as well.The standard of the bottom half this year look particularly poor.
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #342 on: August 12, 2023, 05:20:18 pm »
Above the relegation places due to alphabetical order. Silver linings!

Get a grip. We're only above them on goal difference.

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #343 on: August 12, 2023, 05:25:27 pm »
The one positive Everton can take from this is that they created a number of chances and should have easily won.

They should have, you're right. But they won and got points from many games last season through sheer luck and spawn, so maybe it'll even out this year and they'll be a bit more hard done by. If that happens, make no bones about it, they'd be relegated.

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #344 on: August 12, 2023, 05:30:04 pm »
Looks like Luton will be saving Everton this season.

Not unless Luton splits into multiple teams they won't, everton are about as woeful as all the others competing to join Luton.

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #345 on: August 12, 2023, 05:30:06 pm »
The one positive Everton can take from this is that they created a number of chances and should have easily won.

That is the epitaph of many a relegated team. ;)
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #346 on: August 12, 2023, 05:32:44 pm »
It can still be a great night for them if/when Caicedo signs for Chelsea

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #347 on: August 12, 2023, 05:44:26 pm »
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #348 on: August 12, 2023, 05:54:09 pm »
Just seen the score, haha thought it was quiet on County Road!

Mind you, their season for real starts tomorrow and if we lose it'll be fireworks time again around here.
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #349 on: August 12, 2023, 05:54:20 pm »
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #350 on: August 12, 2023, 05:57:56 pm »
Is this finally the year?

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #351 on: August 12, 2023, 06:00:32 pm »
Fuck's sake, Fuuck's sake!
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #352 on: August 12, 2023, 06:02:20 pm »
You fucked him off
You wrote "Silver Out!"
Now it's comedy gold
Cos he's started the rout
Oh Everton, we're all laughing at you
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And yer going down, too
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #353 on: August 12, 2023, 06:14:09 pm »
A spiral of despair is what we need to see. Febrile atmosphere at Woodison. Players' heads dropping. I or around the bottom three throughout. Maybe signs of a late effort recovery by mid-March before Nunez 'does an Origi' to nab a win for us, and they never recover.



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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #354 on: August 12, 2023, 06:21:21 pm »
Bad luck Everton fans,i'd like to offer some free coffee and toast to cheer you up.




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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #355 on: August 12, 2023, 06:52:11 pm »
Bad luck Everton fans,i'd like to offer some free coffee and toast to cheer you up.



Came in to laugh at Everton...

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #356 on: August 12, 2023, 06:57:15 pm »
Bad luck Everton fans,i'd like to offer some free coffee and toast to cheer you up.




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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #357 on: August 12, 2023, 07:25:02 pm »
“Felt like a club and a team reborn today but we need another finisher for when DCL is out.

That was a top half performance in every respect otherwise”

Fucking reborn with a defeat :lmao

This is the attitude we need early doors. Everton love a bit of denial. Longer it continues the harder it becomes to fix when they're eventually forced to accept reality.
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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #358 on: August 12, 2023, 07:36:55 pm »
Bad luck Everton fans,i'd like to offer some free coffee and toast to cheer you up.




Was only talking about that film to my mate the other day  ;D

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Re: Everton - The Unflushables
« Reply #359 on: August 12, 2023, 07:52:38 pm »
Was only talking about that film to my mate the other day  ;D
What film is it?