Topic: Songs you geninuely hate..

[Kekule]

Place your hands - Reef.

Makes the inside of my face itch.

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

The Beatles did some great stuff, but the majority of it was either stolen or shite.

And Andy chatting absolute wham again.

[Crosby Nick]

And Andy chatting absolute wham again.

Club Tropicana was a belter.

Place your hands - Reef.

Makes the inside of my face itch.

Why don’t you place your hands in your hole and give the inside of your face a soothing rub?

[Nobby Reserve]

Perfect
Fairground Attraction

[The Gulleysucker]

I've always been firmly in the Victor Lewis Smith / TV Offal camp when it comes to the songs of that Manchester Karaoke band Oasis.

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Scorpions - Wind Of Change

[Gerry Attrick]

Uptown funk. What a dreadful piece of music.

[Buck Pete]

Birdhouse in your Soul
Mary’s Prayer
Perfect

That period of pop music between 87-90 was absolutely fucking shocking. I was 18 at the time and can only imagine with envy what it must have been like during the late 60’s-70’s and being in your late teens with The Stones, The Who, Doors etc in the charts

[bradders1011]

Welcome To The Machine by Pink Floyd. It's not a terrible song, but coming straight after Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part One on 'Wish You Were Here' it's such a comedown.

[Titi Camara]

Birdhouse in your Soul
Mary’s Prayer
Perfect

That period of pop music between 87-90 was absolutely fucking shocking. I was 18 at the time and can only imagine with envy what it must have been like during the late 60’s-70’s and being in your late teens with The Stones, The Who, Doors etc in the charts

Ha! I love Birdhouse

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Anything by Oasis and Pulp

[So… Howard Philips]

Fishing? 

If not, I get it, because I roll my eyes every time I hear Imagine by John Lennon.

*Runs for cover*

John Lennon - the middle class hero?

[So… Howard Philips]

Just remembered "In the Summertime".

Fuck off Mungo Jerry, you furry side boarded twat.

[So… Howard Philips]

Anything by Oasis and Pulp

Father Damo says you like Blurrrr.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Father Damo says you like Blurrrr.

cant stick them either

All that weak Indy piss

[Crosby Nick]

cant stick them either

All that weak Indy piss

Love a bit of Pulp. I am weak as piss too though.

[tubby]

Yep.

How soon is now. Great wonderful song ruined by that right-wing talentless c*nt.

Wonderful song co-written by someone talentless?  This makes no sense.

[rafathegaffa83]

Dont stop believin  - Journey

ABsolutely detest it and every bar that plays it

This again, again and again

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Love a bit of Pulp. I am weak as piss too though.

nearly every bird I went out with in my teens was into them.Used to do my swede in listening to all that shite.

Kulashaker,pulp,oasis,blur.Oxfam dressed bellends

[SamAteTheRedAcid]

Wonderful song co-written by someone talentless?  This makes no sense.

Well Morrissey only wrote the vocals/lyrics, so to be fair if its just the instruments he likes, Morrissey wouldn't have been involved in that. The Smiths pretty much composed the tunes without him and he dropped the vocals on top.

[dikwad]

'I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun' How I'd love to get my hands on that shotgun

[tubby]

Well Morrissey only wrote the vocals/lyrics, so to be fair if its just the instruments he likes, Morrissey wouldn't have been involved in that. The Smiths pretty much composed the tunes without him and he dropped the vocals on top.

He wrote the lyrical melodies too, which are huge parts of the songs.

[Crosby Nick]

nearly every bird I went out with in my teens was into them.Used to do my swede in listening to all that shite.

Kulashaker,pulp,oasis,blur.Oxfam dressed bellends

Both of them?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Beck

[Crosby Nick]

Beck

You’re meant to be naming songs not bands/singers knobhead.

Loser

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

You’re meant to be naming songs not bands/singers knobhead.

Loser

haha pretty much anything by him

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Hey big spender

Horrible horrible song

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

That Mulder n Scully song by that Welsh band with the horsey looking smackhead with the big teeth

[rob1966]

That Mulder n Scully song by that Welsh band with the horsey looking smackhead with the big teeth

Catatonia and Cerys Matthews

[rob1966]

Spice Girls - Wannabee
Kylie - I should be so lucky
Kylie and Jason - Especially for you

[So… Howard Philips]

'I'll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun' How I'd love to get my hands on that shotgun

I wouldn't shoot him. I'd leave him in that fucking desert to be vulture bait.

Utter twat.

[So… Howard Philips]

Spice Girls - Wannabee
Kylie - I should be so lucky
Kylie and Jason - Especially for you

The whole SAW oeuvre (see I've gone all Mark Kermode there) was aimed at the Bananarama loving pre teen girls so not really proper music.

Some of the utter shite exposed on here was meant to be serious!

[rob1966]

The whole SAW oeuvre (see I've gone all Mark Kermode there) was aimed at the Bananarama loving pre teen girls so not really proper music.

Some of the utter shite exposed on here was meant to be serious!

True, that was all about making money, still hate it though.

Starship - We Built this City. How can a band that came up with White Rabbit and Somebody to Love end up churning that out?

[Son of Spion]

Everything I do (I do it For You) - Bryan Adams.

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston.

You simply couldn't get away from those songs at the time and I absolutely hate them.

I went to Gran Canaria in summer of '92 and every 'singer' in every karaoke bar we passed had some clown 'singing' the Bryan Adams one. 

[Kenny's Jacket]

Place your hands - Reef.

Makes the inside of my face itch.

Released the same time as "youre gorgeous".  Another one played at all the Uni nights.  Best compliment I can give this song is that its not baby bird

I went to Uni in the Britpop era, how any DJ could play either of these songs in such a great era is criminal.

[Kenny's Jacket]

Everything I do (I do it For You) - Bryan Adams.

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston.

You simply couldn't get away from those songs at the time and I absolutely hate them.

I went to Gran Canaria in summer of '92 and every 'singer' in every karaoke bar we passed had some clown 'singing' the Bryan Adams one. 

It really did over stay its welcome.  It also detracted from the genius that was Summer of 69

[Kenny's Jacket]

Yep.

How soon is now. Great wonderful song ruined by that right-wing talentless c*nt.

The Beatles did some great stuff, but the majority of it was either stolen or shite.

You need to talk to someone.  As Humans Ive not much time for Lennon or Morrissey, but they were both great at their job. To be honest great doesnt cover it.

[Kenny's Jacket]

True, that was all about making money, still hate it though.

Starship - We Built this City.

Kylie - I should be so lucky
Kylie and Jason - Especially for you

Moving to Manchester has destroyed your soul.  Everyone loves Kylie

[Crosby Nick]

Released the same time as "youre gorgeous".  Another one played at all the Uni nights.  Best compliment I can give this song is that its not baby bird

I went to Uni in the Britpop era, how any DJ could play either of these songs in such a great era is criminal.

Haha they were played constantly at every student night along with Wake Up Boo.

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Uptown funk. What a dreadful piece of music.

Yes...!

What is worse is that when it comes on and all the middle aged mums are screaming ‘I LOVE THIS SONG!’ and try to drag you up to dance.

No. Sit down, you chav.

Proud Mary is falling into that category too.