Author Topic: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - THE OLD (CRAP) THREAD THAT'S GOING IN THE BIN  (Read 146961 times)

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #720 on: July 30, 2021, 04:36:05 pm »
Middle Earth is being too kind. I'd say Shelbyville.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #721 on: July 30, 2021, 04:38:01 pm »
I’d have Mount, Kante, Havertz, Pulisic over Origi , Shaqiri, Keita & Oxlade

What the fuck is this comparison? :lmao

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #722 on: July 30, 2021, 04:44:26 pm »
City and Chelsea have the strongest squads, which is why they tend to dominate the domestic cups every year. Along with United they've had the most money spent on them.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #723 on: July 30, 2021, 04:45:31 pm »
City and Chelsea have the strongest squads, which is why they tend to dominate the domestic cups every year. Along with United they've had the most money spent on them.

Never mind that now

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Is there much being discussed about a prolonged variant outbreak leading to empty stadiums and even more decreased transfer budgets?

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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #724 on: July 30, 2021, 04:49:53 pm »
Origi , Shaqiri, Keita & Oxlade > Brown, Bunton, Halliwell & Beckham

Chisholm would make our bench. 

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #725 on: July 30, 2021, 04:51:55 pm »
We’ve joked about Pedri etc… but Barca have yet to offload anyone. 

Vey soon, they will have no choice but to sell someone, and as such we may be able to take grotesque advantage of them.

It would be delicious to take advantage of them like that

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #726 on: July 30, 2021, 04:53:52 pm »
If we're comparing squads:


I honestly wouldnt swap our squad for any of them. Chelseas is particularly embarrassing considering the ridiculous amount of deadwood they have, and United not far behind.
Have to  say our squad does hold up very well to the rest. Man Utd are looking stronger though.

Chelsea & Man Utd seem to just stack up players . Lots of deadwood in there squads.

We done good work to get rid of some our players.

Quite strange City are not targetting a CM considering they lost the CL final in part because they had no balance in their side with only one true CM.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #727 on: July 30, 2021, 04:57:30 pm »
I’d have Mount, Kante, Havertz, Pulisic over Origi , Shaqiri, Keita & Oxlade

But would you have Mount, Kante, Havertz, Pulisic over Thaigo, Fabinho, Salah and Jota.

Surely that's more comparable. You've basically compared definite 1st team starters for Chelsea (maybe Pulisic is borderline) with players who are 5th and 6th choice forwards and 4th and 5th choice midfielders in our squad.

You surely see that it's not a fair comparison. Also comparisons on an holistic basis are better for comparing overall squad depth. What you have done could be argued as slightly biased to try and create an impression that Chelsea's squad is better than ours.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #728 on: July 30, 2021, 04:57:41 pm »
Never mind that now

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #729 on: July 30, 2021, 04:58:56 pm »
Never mind that now

Look!

Happy Birthday  :wave

Do you ever do anything other than try to bait people and get a reaction? It got boring a long time ago.

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« Reply #730 on: July 30, 2021, 05:00:22 pm »
Lobo is the "master" of one trick and he does it not very well.  ;D

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #731 on: July 30, 2021, 05:02:40 pm »
New contract for Trent. Shows how closely the club plays its cards to their chest, was tipped to get one but was said to behind the likes of Ali, Fabinho, Salah and Virgil...

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« Reply #732 on: July 30, 2021, 05:05:40 pm »
https://twitter.com/JamesPearceLFC/status/1421138422765441034

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #733 on: July 30, 2021, 05:06:36 pm »
We’ve joked about Pedri etc… but Barca have yet to offload anyone. 

Vey soon, they will have no choice but to sell someone, and as such we may be able to take grotesque advantage of them.

It's our plan. We will get Pedri. I've said it all summer :D
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #735 on: July 30, 2021, 05:10:43 pm »
New contract for Trent. Shows how closely the club plays its cards to their chest, was tipped to get one but was said to behind the likes of Ali, Fabinho, Salah and Virgil...

love to be a fly in the wall during the negotiations. That must be one of edwards toughest signing to date ;D

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« Reply #736 on: July 30, 2021, 05:11:35 pm »
love to be a fly in the wall during the negotiations. That must be one of edwards toughest signing to date ;D

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« Reply #737 on: July 30, 2021, 05:12:56 pm »
https://twitter.com/JamesPearceLFC/status/1421138422765441034
England's 4th choice right back becoming one of our best paid players is a joke. No wonder we can't afford to buy anyone.

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« Reply #738 on: July 30, 2021, 05:13:46 pm »
Wages have absolutely no bearing on our transfer fee budget though.

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« Reply #739 on: July 30, 2021, 05:16:11 pm »
Wages have absolutely no bearing on our transfer fee budget though.

Agents fees do though...

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« Reply #740 on: July 30, 2021, 05:20:02 pm »
Lobo is the "master" of one trick and he does it not very well.  ;D

I think poor old Gerry is still at grief stage three over Sancho :D
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #741 on: July 30, 2021, 05:36:13 pm »
Wages have absolutely no bearing on our transfer fee budget though.

Of course it does.

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« Reply #742 on: July 30, 2021, 05:52:31 pm »
Oh god, we're heading into the accountant zone.

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« Reply #743 on: July 30, 2021, 06:05:07 pm »
Jimbo Pearce saying Alisson and Fabinho deals to be announced next.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #744 on: July 30, 2021, 06:14:16 pm »
Wages have absolutely no bearing on our transfer fee budget though.
Seriously it does bud

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« Reply #745 on: July 30, 2021, 06:15:14 pm »
But would you have Mount, Kante, Havertz, Pulisic over Thaigo, Fabinho, Salah and Jota.

Surely that's more comparable. You've basically compared definite 1st team starters for Chelsea (maybe Pulisic is borderline) with players who are 5th and 6th choice forwards and 4th and 5th choice midfielders in our squad.

You surely see that it's not a fair comparison. Also comparisons on an holistic basis are better for comparing overall squad depth. What you have done could be argued as slightly biased to try and create an impression that Chelsea's squad is better than ours.

Dude, the question was who would I have not what would be a fair comparison

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« Reply #746 on: July 30, 2021, 06:15:44 pm »
Jimbo Pearce saying Alisson and Fabinho deals to be announced next.

Cool, will wait until someone like James Pearce announces it

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - ARRIVEDERCI LAROUCI, BUONGIORNO LOCATELLI?
« Reply #748 on: July 30, 2021, 06:16:37 pm »
Hopefully Mo gets his sorted out as well

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« Reply #749 on: July 30, 2021, 06:17:30 pm »
love to be a fly in the wall during the negotiations. That must be one of edwards toughest signing to date ;D
Probably a good job for him his agent led the negotiations. Opening with "this is my dream job, can't believe I get to do it everyday" May have weakened his position a little! 😁

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« Reply #750 on: July 30, 2021, 06:20:04 pm »
Hopefully Mo gets his sorted out as well

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« Reply #751 on: July 30, 2021, 06:20:13 pm »
Jimbo Pearce saying Alisson and Fabinho deals to be announced next.
But that other deals will be more difficult, …..

Mo Mane, Bobby and Hendo I assume..
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« Reply #752 on: July 30, 2021, 06:20:25 pm »
Hopefully Mo gets his sorted out as well

Give him a 1 year contract and then renegotiate cos he'll be 30 by then.
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« Reply #753 on: July 30, 2021, 06:25:24 pm »
Wages have absolutely no bearing on our transfer fee budget though.

Bear in mind that bearings need oil.
And guess who has the most oil in the world?
Whose oil can be used to fund both wages and transfer fees as well as shady agent fees?




Yes, Bran, Bran Stark, that's who.
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« Reply #754 on: July 30, 2021, 06:25:53 pm »
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« Reply #755 on: July 30, 2021, 06:26:54 pm »
Bear in mind that bearings need oil.
And guess who has the most oil in the world?
Whose oil can be used to fund both wages and transfer fees as well as shady agent fees?




Yes, Bran, Bran Stark, that's who.

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« Reply #756 on: July 30, 2021, 06:29:36 pm »

Kevin Palmer (not the most reliable, but backs up what others have said).

If I was guessing, it'll be Henderson and Firmino that don't get one. Rumours already about Henderson not getting a long contract and Firmino isn't as invaluable now as he was. 

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« Reply #757 on: July 30, 2021, 06:34:58 pm »
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« Reply #758 on: July 30, 2021, 06:35:33 pm »
If I was guessing, it'll be Henderson and Firmino that don't get one. Rumours already about Henderson not getting a long contract and Firmino isn't as invaluable now as he was.

Palmer and Pearce for me.
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« Reply #759 on: July 30, 2021, 06:40:05 pm »
If I was guessing, it'll be Henderson and Firmino that don't get one. Rumours already about Henderson not getting a long contract and Firmino isn't as invaluable now as he was. 

Suspect it is Bobby and Mane, there has been noise about the others at least in actual negotiations for contracts. The stuff from Hendo's camp doesn't seem too promising though