Right, on the way back from West Ham last night, stopped off at the services by Coventry on SOS.
Some lad gets a flyway from the shop, were all drunk to fuck, Alex (millsymate on here) volleys the ball in the air, I go to volley it back in the pitch black, didn't see it till last min, miss it, air kick and fall down with all me weight on me ankle.
Torn me anterior fibular ankle ligaments and foot swollen up to size of a tennis ball.
Was in agony on the coach back, straight to A&E off the coach (after picking me bird up from an 18th) now on crutches for 2 to 3 weeks an can't play footy for upto 10 weeks.
Guttner or what !