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Confirmed #LFC team to face @Everton: Mignolet, Clyne, Lovren, Sakho, Moreno, Lucas, Milner, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino, Origi.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2016, 09:40:02 pm by Lfsea »
13mins - Bournemouth have gone home. Utd kicked off anyway. Still 0-0 as Smalling passes it back to De Gea.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2016, 08:02:42 pm »
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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2016, 08:03:49 pm »
First few minutes are just seeing the game settle down. Ragged start for both with The Ev shading the initial tussles.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2016, 08:04:29 pm »
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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2016, 08:04:43 pm »
Damien Delaney has just scored a beautiful own goal for Palace.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2016, 08:04:59 pm »
5' Milner fouls Barry as Barry tried to get to the ball passed by Lucas to Milner.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2016, 08:05:37 pm »
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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2016, 08:06:07 pm »
6' Headed cleared, made a mess by Oviedo, and just like that Coutinho puts Lallana through with a first time ball, he tries to slip it through the keeper's legs but he saves it. Miss...

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2016, 08:06:34 pm »
Llanfairpwylallana should score. 1 on 1 with Joel and Firmino to his left and in space and he conspires to drill it into the Ev keeper's gleeful groin.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2016, 08:07:39 pm »
8' Milner with another late challenge, caught Baines and picks up a yellow.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2016, 08:08:36 pm »
Milner's managed to get a booking in the first 8 minutes for sending both Barry and Baines into the upper anny. Pretty harsh decision for the yellow though as Baines was in his blind spot and they just collided.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2016, 08:09:35 pm »
10' We are on the prowl here, cross in the box from the left, cleared.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2016, 08:10:12 pm »
Is there anything worse in the world than trying to watch the game on a shitty tv in an arse-end-of-Croatia smelly restaurant with Balkan ballads on local commercial radio drowning out the sound of Anfield? :(

What a contrast to the last game....could it really be less than a week since standing on the Kop and watching the Dortmund game? :( :(

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2016, 08:11:53 pm »
11' Mirallas with an excellent run through the middle, pass cut out by Sakho but he gets the ball back and goes for a hit from outside the box, high. Goal kick

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2016, 08:12:16 pm »
We had a nice 60 seconds of possession there, in which we conspired to surrender possession and gift Everton a shooting opportunity.

We're leaving a lot of pockets of space over the pitch for the Everton players to drop into. Must be frustrating the shit out of Jurgen.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2016, 08:13:20 pm »
One thing for sure, this is not a dour game. Good pace from both teams - no fannying about by either side.

Crowd well up for it as well.

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« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2016, 08:15:52 pm »
We're just looking slightly uncoordinated at the moment. Some poorly timed tackles and lost possession in the first 15 minutes.

The team needs to relax and remind themselves that we're at home against a team in the bottom half.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2016, 08:15:54 pm »
15' Nice pace to this, going back and forth with intensity. Everton with a bit of possession finally, not going to last long this. Now Lallana fouls with a late challenge. Cleared

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2016, 08:16:23 pm »
The Ev looking just a touch sharper than us going forward at the moment - will they be able to maintain it.

As usual, the Derby brings out the best in them

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2016, 08:17:10 pm »
As usual, the Derby brings out the best in them
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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2016, 08:17:31 pm »
We're just looking slightly uncoordinated at the moment. Some poorly timed tackles and lost possession in the first 15 minutes.

The team needs to relax and remind themselves that we're at home against a team in the bottom half.

This.

Need to settle it a bit.

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« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2016, 08:17:55 pm »
In Liverpool-related news, Suarez has just completed his hat-trick for Barca. Still 30 minutes to go in that.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2016, 08:17:56 pm »
18' Settled down a bit this.

Clyne with a cross from right, cleared.

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« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2016, 08:19:11 pm »
19' Lovren with a splendid tackle, and gives it forward. Firmino cuts to his left, brings it inside, waits for Moreno to make the run, finds him, cross in the box, Lallana heads it back across, hits it a tad bit stronger, cleared.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2016, 08:20:57 pm »
21' Firmino cuts inside again, passes it on to Coutinho, he makes some room, hits it from distance, quite close to the top left corner. Good hit.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #25 on: April 20, 2016, 08:21:17 pm »
"One Of Our Commies Is Missing!"
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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #26 on: April 20, 2016, 08:21:37 pm »
22' Origi now, inside box, dinks it, cleared again. We are turning the screw here.

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« Reply #27 on: April 20, 2016, 08:21:39 pm »
Just beginning to assert a little bit of authority in this after 20 minutes where Ev arguably had the edge.

It's a little bit like the second leg against United where the frightened the life out of us early doors, but we gradually got into the flow of the game.

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« Reply #28 on: April 20, 2016, 08:22:37 pm »
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We've just seen an absolute world class tackle by Sakho on Lukaku there. God he's frustrating.

That was a superb tackle!  :lickin
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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #29 on: April 20, 2016, 08:23:18 pm »
23' Attacking with pace again, great run by Lallana, found with a good pass, hits it and Stones blocks it. Out for a corner.

Lucas will hit from distance, saved by the keeper.

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2016, 08:23:44 pm »
Current state of the game: ALAMO


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« Reply #31 on: April 20, 2016, 08:23:59 pm »
Fuckinell Lallalallaaalalllaaalllalalalaallllllaaaaanan could've had a hattrick by now :o

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« Reply #32 on: April 20, 2016, 08:24:06 pm »
24' Clyne crosses it in the box, Lallana with a header, wide. Another chance...

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« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2016, 08:25:00 pm »
Good game, this.

Going forward with some confidence.

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« Reply #34 on: April 20, 2016, 08:25:10 pm »
Haha every time Lovren's grid appears on the welly the locals cheer :lmao

(well, I say "the locals" - what I mean is three pissed-up elderly folk in overalls......!!!!)

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« Reply #35 on: April 20, 2016, 08:25:42 pm »
25' Firmino gets caught here, McCarthy will pick up a yellow for this. No he will not.

Funes Mori fouls Lallana as he tried to turn, closer this, and good position.

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« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2016, 08:26:59 pm »
27' Coutinho takes it, aims for the gap in the wall, wide of the left post. Goal kick

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« Reply #37 on: April 20, 2016, 08:28:48 pm »
28' We are back on it, good pressing and winning possession. And we will have a corner here. Milner takes it shot, Firmino lines up a cross, blocked, Lallana will try again, Sakho heads it somewhere, and another corner won. Milner puts it in the box, clears everyone, Lovren with a shot, out for goal kick.

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« Reply #38 on: April 20, 2016, 08:28:58 pm »
We've just had a moment in the game where Sakho might have provided an assist for Lovren, 30 yards out.

Shot was about 30 yards wide though, so no danger ;D

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Re: Liverpool vs. BobbyBrownshoesandhisbandofbitterblues
« Reply #39 on: April 20, 2016, 08:29:44 pm »
I'm going to have to go to CERN to borrow a supercomputer if these chances keep coming like they do. My laptop is about to explode I think.


Joel saves excellently off Robert Firm.