Author Topic: Mundane thread. (Read 303250 times)

blurred · « **Reply #240 on:** December 14, 2007, 12:57:56 pm »

There are four elastic bands on my desk, of equal length

hooded claw · « **Reply #241 on:** December 14, 2007, 01:04:52 pm »

I'm sitiing here wondering what random posters on this site might drink before the game tomorrow.

bryanod · « **Reply #242 on:** December 14, 2007, 01:05:03 pm »

i'm finished for christmas, i am both bored and very hungover.

Phil M · « **Reply #243 on:** December 14, 2007, 02:59:23 pm »

It's 2.59pm, by the time I post this it will be 3 o'clock.

blurred · « **Reply #244 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:07:57 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on December 14, 2007, 02:59:23 pm

It's 2.59pm, by the time I post this it will be 3 o'clock.

Time Liar.

theCanadian · « **Reply #245 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:11:36 pm »

There's half a meter of snow on the ground outside.

Raul! · « **Reply #246 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:37:35 pm »

My left nostril is blocked.

I will soon have tea.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #247 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:40:32 pm »

Quote from: Raul. on December 14, 2007, 03:37:35 pm

My left nostril is blocked.

I will soon have tea.

Once you've unblocked your nostril? Tasty!

donut · « **Reply #248 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:41:39 pm »

I went to a funeral today and all I could think about was that scene in the IT Crowd where Roy says "I'm so sorry for your loss. Move on".

Am I a bad person?

jambutty · « **Reply #249 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:58:00 pm »

I painted the living room yesterday.

I missed a few spots.

I'll be doing touch up today.

Voni · « **Reply #250 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:44:39 pm »

I went to visit a customer today. I asked them could I use their computer - a woman said yes and pointed to the next room. I knocked on the door and the people inside told me to wait. I didn't want to wait so I turned to the lady at the front desk and said can I fix the problem here -I'll only take 30 seconds. She said yes. After thirty seconds the problem was fixed and I left their office.

GinKop · « **Reply #251 on:** December 14, 2007, 05:23:57 pm »

I was brushing my teeth too vociferously this morning and jabbed my gum on the front side above my top set of teeth with the brush.

Phil M · « **Reply #252 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:01:28 pm »

Quote from: blurred, please on December 14, 2007, 03:07:57 pm

Time Liar.

My watch might be a minute fast.

bryanod · « **Reply #253 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:20:47 pm »

I am putting some music on my phone

jambutty · « **Reply #254 on:** December 14, 2007, 08:28:07 pm »

You can wiggle, jiggle, jump and dance.

But the last three drops go down your pants.

Phil M · « **Reply #255 on:** December 14, 2007, 11:29:54 pm »

There is nothing on the television.

Hinesy · « **Reply #256 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:08:35 pm »

Quote from: Phil M on December 14, 2007, 11:29:54 pm

There is nothing on the television.

That's the problem with flat screen tellies, no room.

underscore · « **Reply #257 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:18:20 pm »

today i went to morrisons and bought 2 tubes of pringles, 2 tubes of snaps (orange flavour), 2 packs of backed beans and loads of crisps

AnotherSpanishfan · « **Reply #258 on:** December 15, 2007, 08:24:41 pm »

I really need a shave

Lottie · « **Reply #259 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:32:45 pm »

I'm tired and for some reason I want some candyfloss and Red Bull.

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #260 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:37:41 pm »

The time on this forum is two minutes ahead of the time on my computer, but three minutes behind the time on my watch and phone.

Okkervil · « **Reply #261 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:41:19 pm »

Hmphh...

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #262 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:43:53 pm »

I'm tired

rednich85 · « **Reply #263 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:48:38 pm »

In the last week I said

"Good morning/afternoon, Amber Homeloans New Lending, Paul speaking, how can I help you"

A total of 456 times

John C · « **Reply #264 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:55:26 pm »

My lips are aways chapped

lfcss · « **Reply #265 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:57:53 pm »

Today I brought a coat

rednich85 · « **Reply #266 on:** December 15, 2007, 09:58:35 pm »

Quote from: lfcss on December 15, 2007, 09:57:53 pm

Today I brought a coat

What kind of coat?

BIGdavalad · « **Reply #267 on:** December 15, 2007, 10:02:14 pm »

Quote from: lfcss on December 15, 2007, 09:57:53 pm

Today I brought a coat

Are you really a Liverpool supporting member of the SS?

Phil M · « **Reply #268 on:** December 15, 2007, 10:05:34 pm »

I have a dream....

no wait it's gone.

lfcss · « **Reply #269 on:** December 15, 2007, 10:07:26 pm »

Quote from: rednich85 on December 15, 2007, 09:58:35 pm

What kind of coat?

Parka'ish

Quote from: BIGdavalad on December 15, 2007, 10:02:14 pm

Are you really a Liverpool supporting member of the SS?

ss is me Secret Squirrel

underscore · « **Reply #270 on:** December 15, 2007, 11:39:56 pm »

i am watching match of the day. i am really sleepy and keep and yawning

Shazz · « **Reply #271 on:** December 15, 2007, 11:45:04 pm »

I have just been dancing to Thriller in my kitchen.

Lottie · « **Reply #272 on:** December 16, 2007, 12:06:49 am »

I've got pins and needles in my left foot.

underscore · « **Reply #273 on:** December 16, 2007, 12:56:25 am »

i dont have my glasseson so i have can read properly. they are in the other room and i cant be bothered to go get them. i hve to squint me eyes to see properly

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #274 on:** December 16, 2007, 01:47:30 am »

I'm extremely tired but i'm still awake.

Phil M · « **Reply #275 on:** December 16, 2007, 01:57:28 am »

The other day I arranged my CD collection in alphabetical order. It made me happy.

Lottie · « **Reply #276 on:** December 16, 2007, 02:05:51 am »

I just ordered my friend's Christmas present. It was a calender full of half-naked men.

underscore · « **Reply #277 on:** December 16, 2007, 10:02:06 pm »

i feel sick

GinKop · « **Reply #278 on:** December 16, 2007, 10:08:09 pm »

I really need some tea. But there isn't any teabags. Fuck's sake, can't anything go right for me.

Lottie · « **Reply #279 on:** December 16, 2007, 10:13:32 pm »

I keep sneezing. It's starting to give me a stomach ache.