Author Topic: worst movie ever made ? (Read 16245 times)

Gromit · « **Reply #120 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:01:33 pm »

Santa Claus - The Movie. Always made us sit through it every christmas at school.

Rizla · « **Reply #121 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:07:55 pm »

The Sex lives of the Potato Men was unmitigated unadulterated wank! Whoever thought that was a good idea needed their head examining!

Of recent films I saw, Alexander [the one with the pisshead Irish c*nt Colin Farrell with his hair dyed blonde] was 3 hours of utter torture...utterly, utterly dreadful. The remake of 'Parent Trap' done a few years ago was also unbearably twee...

Sinos · « **Reply #122 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:09:18 pm »

Quote from: Sat1 on August 29, 2005, 07:17:09 pm

One of the shittiest films made is on channel 4 now. Dungeons and fucking dragons.

When I heard it was coming out I mistakenly thought it was about the superb cartoon

I had a headache after watching it.

Redundalk · « **Reply #123 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:14:04 pm »

Quote from: Little Alex on August 29, 2005, 08:41:14 pm

Sideways or fat slags.

Sideways?

Are you insane? Brilliant film! One of my favourites!

AI, any Joel Schumacher Batmans, Closer, Napoleon Dynamite, news starwars bunkem and any Brit Rom-Coms

JonnyCigarettes® · « **Reply #124 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:22:11 pm »

Quote from: Redundalk on August 29, 2005, 10:14:04 pm

Sideways?

Are you insane? Brilliant film! One of my favourites!

Be careful. He may be insane.

quincyg · « **Reply #125 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:26:42 pm »

'The Avengers' was absolute shite, not even my lovely Sean Connery in a kilt could make me enjoy it.

2 films I love because they are so hammy ....
'Arsenal stadium mystery' (1940)...not sure if it was supposed to be a comedy.
'Three hats for lisa' (1965) awful musical tosh with Joe Brown and Una Stubbs.

Drobs · « **Reply #126 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:29:46 pm »

Quote from: Stelz on August 29, 2005, 08:39:06 pm

The Blair Witch Project (sat in cinema muttering "climb a bloody tree" before walking out halfway through)

Even to this day it still baffles me how anyone can say the Blair witch was shit.

I cant stand the supposed 'scary films', they just aren't ever scary, they show gore - that shouldn't provoke fear. The Blair witch really got in your head if you paid attention to the little bits 'n' bobs, and it was different how it was filmed etc. I walked home from the cinema that night and I'm not a jumpy fella but every creaky gate and howl of wind made the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.

Especially the ending to that film with the child's hand prints etc, fucked up!

Now, if you'd said Blair Witch 2 which strayed from the original concept by a million miles...

Drobs · « **Reply #127 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:36:33 pm »

Talking of Magnolia...

Quote from: hooded claw on October 15, 2004, 03:12:47 pm

love the montage where they are all suspended for a few minutes and Aimee Mann comes on.

What song?

Dowling10 · « **Reply #128 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:39:04 pm »

Quote

Even to this day it still baffles me how anyone can say the Blair witch was shit.

I cant stand the supposed 'scary films', they just aren't ever scary, they show gore - that shouldn't provoke fear. The Blair witch really got in your head if you paid attention to the little bits 'n' bobs, and it was different how it was filmed etc. I walked home from the cinema that night and I'm not a jumpy fella but every creaky gate and howl of wind made the hairs on the back of my neck stand on end.

Especially the ending to that film with the child's hand prints etc, fucked up!

Now, if you'd said Blair Witch 2 which strayed from the original concept by a million miles...

Agree mate,all the Crocodile Dundee after one was awful

Sarge · « **Reply #129 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:39:18 pm »

This is absolutly horrific.

Redundalk · « **Reply #130 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:40:19 pm »

magnolia was good .. a bit painful to watch but certainly good

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #131 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:42:50 pm »

Am on a DVD postal rental service, and have just had a right turkey
Shark, with Burt Reynolds c 1960. Laughable. Would be amazed if many had seen it, I only got it by mistake

Rob K · « **Reply #132 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:48:47 pm »

Dog Soldiers

so blatently predictable me and my mates worked out "the twist" (at least) halfway through the film

hooded claw · « **Reply #133 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:50:15 pm »

Quote from: Drobs on August 29, 2005, 10:36:33 pm

Talking of Magnolia...

What song?

'Wise Up'.

Redundalk · « **Reply #134 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:53:12 pm »

Quote from: rknowlesy on August 29, 2005, 10:48:47 pm

Dog Soldiers

so blatently predictable me and my mates worked out "the twist" (at least) halfway through the film

Was that the British werewolf film? a bit stinky to say the least

Drobs · « **Reply #135 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:53:48 pm »

Top man.

Rob K · « **Reply #136 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:56:34 pm »

Quote from: Redundalk on August 29, 2005, 10:53:12 pm

Was that the British werewolf film? a bit stinky to say the least

aii thats the one

buzzing · « **Reply #137 on:** August 29, 2005, 10:58:22 pm »

i loved independance day

Sarge · « **Reply #138 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:02:33 pm »

Costner what where you thinking?

Never got into this, Rocky Horror think its pure tripe.

Fanxxxxtastic · « **Reply #139 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:07:09 pm »

Can't believe folk have slagged off Dogma. Absolutely love this film.

Worst film's I've seen:

Titanic - can't believe I wasted 3 hours of my life watching that shite.
Ghostbusters - detest this film. Didn't help that I'd seen Gremlins the day before.
Independence Day - OTT American jingoism.
The Hulk - total cack.
This might be a bit controversial, but I didn't like bother Spiderman movies.

Carra23 · « **Reply #140 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:08:05 pm »

NOTHING was worse than these two.

Redundalk · « **Reply #141 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:33:01 pm »

Quote from: FanXabitastic on August 29, 2005, 11:07:09 pm

Can't believe folk have slagged off Dogma. Absolutely love this film.

Worst film's I've seen:

Titanic - can't believe I wasted 3 hours of my life watching that shite.
Ghostbusters - detest this film. Didn't help that I'd seen Gremlins the day before.
Independence Day - OTT American jingoism.
The Hulk - total cack.
This might be a bit controversial, but I didn't like bother Spiderman movies.

Hulk was dreadful..loved the spidey movies but thats just me

harmar · « **Reply #142 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:45:54 pm »

Wendigo, about some half deer, half spirit shite, worst film I have ever seen, I reccommended to everyone I talked to for about three weeks afterwards hoping that some other poor c*nt would suffer it.

Redundalk · « **Reply #143 on:** August 29, 2005, 11:56:26 pm »

is that with the guy from LOTR? Has he made a decent movie since?

Sarge · « **Reply #144 on:** August 30, 2005, 12:05:42 am »

awfull

nyujvary · « **Reply #145 on:** August 30, 2005, 12:16:16 am »

The Postman
Waterworld
Contact
The Arrival
Insomnia

unfortunately the list is far too long and can go on forever...

harmar · « **Reply #146 on:** August 30, 2005, 12:19:57 am »

Quote from: Redundalk on August 29, 2005, 11:56:26 pm

is that with the guy from LOTR? Has he made a decent movie since?

Don't think so mate, the only person, I can remember from it ( tried to forget about it ! ), is Dewey from Malcolm In the middle.

Redundalk · « **Reply #147 on:** August 30, 2005, 12:48:24 am »

ahh no its Vigo Mortensen Im thinking of. Hes made soem stinkers since LOTR.

Bluto-clause · « **Reply #148 on:** August 30, 2005, 06:34:39 am »

Last Tango in Paris, butter fingers!

anything with 50 Cent / DMX / Vin Deisel

The worst film I have ever seen at the cinema was an Irish film called "Guilt Trip" - shite

SMD · « **Reply #149 on:** August 30, 2005, 08:01:42 am »

War of the Worlds was fucking shite. It basically built it up, left it there and didn't bother to finish the fucking film.

RedmeisterOZ · « **Reply #150 on:** August 30, 2005, 08:53:07 am »

Just about half the tripe on your local DVD store shelf.
One's that come to mind:
Anaconda
Vertical Limit
Mars Attacks!
Pierce Brosnan or Adam Sandler movies
Star Wars
The sequels to Rocky and First Blood

owensy76 · « **Reply #151 on:** August 30, 2005, 09:24:27 am »

Quote from: Little Alex on August 29, 2005, 08:41:14 pm

Sideways or fat slags.

Bit harsh, i thought Sideways was a good flick.

Worst ones i can recall were Queen of the Damned, got dragged to the cinema by the missus for that and by the end of it even she agreed how shite it was.

That Jaws one with michael caine in it, were the shark has followed the family to florida to continue terrorising chief brody's family, think they released it in 3D aswell !! fuckin' ludicrous

Buck Pete · « **Reply #152 on:** August 30, 2005, 09:31:41 am »

Quote from: Kop King on August 29, 2005, 09:05:11 pm

"The Cable Guy", with Jim Carrey in. That has got to be one of the worst films ever made. EVER!!!!

No way - i have to defend this film!!! For once Jim Carey doesn't have to rely on pulling stupid faces to get himself through 100 minutes.

This film was dark and sinister and by far the best Jim Carey movie Ive seen. Obviously Ace Ventura the Pet Detective is much more appealing to the mainstream audience but if you fancy something different give Cable Guy a whirl.

My vote goes to 51st State - fucking garbage.

Baz1LFC · « **Reply #153 on:** August 30, 2005, 10:13:46 am »

Independance Day is awful , so far fetched. Gigli with Ben Affleck And JLO was pathetic. The worst has got to be Fight Club, towards the end the plot goes west and you havnt got a clue what is going on.

jarg of pickled onions · « **Reply #154 on:** August 30, 2005, 10:28:09 am »

Quote from: buzzing on August 29, 2005, 10:58:22 pm

i loved independance day

For me, Independence Day is teetering on the brink between two 'brackets of opinion'. If it was supposed to be a super-duper world changing blockbuster then it is indeed a pile of gish. However, if it's merely supposed to be a high budget B-Movie then it's actually a good, cheesy yarn. I think with Independence Day a lot of people feel cheated after the hype. It makes me laugh when Bill Pulman (after spending most of the film trying to seek a diplomatic solution) suddenly 'sees sense' and delivers the line 'Nook 'em - let's nook da berstids!'

Oh - Cliffhanger. A shocking film. AWFUL sets that look like something from a department store at Christmas, a crap ending 'Hey, no worries Sly - you can kill my girlfriend anytime you like you butter-fingered mumbling buffoon' and cringeworthy dialogue: Craig Fairbrass a.k.a. that bloke from London's Burning/Eastenders kicking some fella in the head while shouting 'Soccer - great sport. I was a fackin' good striker!' in an overly hammed up for the US audience cockney accent. The main reason I hate Cliffhanger though is because all the screens showing Jurassic Park were full. Mehhh!!!

I liked Fight Club when the 'twist' occurred, actually.

Dread Breath · « **Reply #155 on:** August 30, 2005, 10:39:18 am »

Has anyone here seen "Battlefield Earth"? I haven't seen it, but that's because I don't like to see poorly reviewed movies: it scored a 4% mark off RottenTomatoes website, which gathers a lot of reviews together in the one place. Four good reviews, 95 bad ones. Some of the reviews on it makes some hilarious reading. It's basically John Travolta's homage to his scientology religion, and he stars as one of the aliens: he's nine foot tall and apparently wearing this headpiece that looks like dreadlocks. Just have a look at some of the excerpts from the reviews of Battlefield Earth on this link: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/battlefield_earth/?page=2

There are a swag of bad movies out there: too many to count. I just try to avoid watching them if its possible

courty61 · « **Reply #156 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:06:52 am »

Quote from: Red Death on August 30, 2005, 10:39:18 am

Has anyone here seen "Battlefield Earth"? I haven't seen it, but that's because I don't like to see poorly reviewed movies: it scored a 4% mark off RottenTomatoes website, which gathers a lot of reviews together in the one place. Four good reviews, 95 bad ones. Some of the reviews on it makes some hilarious reading. It's basically John Travolta's homage to his scientology religion, and he stars as one of the aliens: he's nine foot tall and apparently wearing this headpiece that looks like dreadlocks. Just have a look at some of the excerpts from the reviews of Battlefield Earth on this link: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/battlefield_earth/?page=2

There are a swag of bad movies out there: too many to count. I just try to avoid watching them if its possible

never seen it but i remember when Sky had the Premier of it and on the advert for it they said "you've read the reviews, now see if its as bad as they said!"

American Pie 3- loved the first two, this just wasnt funny at all IMO.

and how can anyone say that they dont like Mars Attacks! Great film that, well funny.

oh and i also thought Pearl Harbour was cack.

Bambino · « **Reply #157 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:16:51 am »

Anyone said 'Tremors'?

Anything with Ben Stiller in.

Sarge · « **Reply #158 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:33:07 am »

Quote from: RedmeisterOZ on August 30, 2005, 08:53:07 am

Just about half the tripe on your local DVD store shelf.
One's that come to mind:
Anaconda
Vertical Limit
Mars Attacks!
Pierce Brosnan or Adam Sandler movies
Star Wars
The sequels to Rocky and First Blood

Star Wars

are you having a piss take here?

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #159 on:** August 30, 2005, 11:38:23 am »

Hellboy!!!!

Dear God that was bad!!!!

Havent seen it but I'll bet "beyond the Promised Land" is dung too.