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The Benidorm Thread
« on: August 1, 2005, 08:59:00 pm »
Anyone been in Benidorm over the last couple of weeks.
Watched the games in the Wooky hollow 1 recognised a few faces, but couldn't remember any names.
Also remembered someone sayin about them puttin HJC stickers etc. all over benidorm, looked everywhere but couldn't see any.

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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #1 on: August 1, 2005, 10:46:56 pm »
ye, but i watched the games in the wooky 2
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 11:58:11 am »
Im going next week, where is the best place to watch the game that is manc free?
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 11:59:50 am »
Im going next week, where is the best place to watch the game that is manc free?

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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 12:15:38 pm »
Im going next week, where is the best place to watch the game that is manc free?
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 12:17:20 pm »
theres a bar that opens in the day just for the games and when i went it was all liverpool fans i think it was called jokers not sure tho
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 12:27:19 pm »
Im going next week, where is the best place to watch the game that is manc free?
why would you want to avoid them if your wearing a 5 times t-shirt?
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 12:48:02 pm »
Im goin in november for the festival with about 20 of the lads, any one else goin? went last year had a scream.

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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 04:53:30 pm »
why would you want to avoid them if your wearing a 5 times t-shirt?

I dont want to get locked up  ;)
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2023, 02:05:50 pm »
RIP Victoria María Aragüés Gadea    :(

Last seen by my good self en route to Valencia V Liverpool 1998. 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/benidorm-legend-sticky-vicky-dies-28195119


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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2023, 02:24:39 pm »
RIP Victoria María Aragüés Gadea    :(

Last seen by my good self en route to Valencia V Liverpool 1998. 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/benidorm-legend-sticky-vicky-dies-28195119


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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2023, 06:58:00 pm »
Was she Spanish? Hadn’t realised. Some heartfelt comments under the article.
Yeah only realised she was Spanish when she appeared on the Benidorm ITV show and didn't speak English.

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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2023, 07:03:48 pm »
RIP Victoria María Aragüés Gadea    :(

Last seen by my good self en route to Valencia V Liverpool 1998. 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/benidorm-legend-sticky-vicky-dies-28195119


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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2023, 10:08:03 pm »
My missus saw her 30 years ago, she didn't realise she was 50 then. She said the bars were rammed when she was on, people sitting on the floor as there was no room, Made a fortune from pulling all kinds out of her fanny (Vicky not the missus) ;D
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2023, 12:45:26 pm »
From wiki:

"Victoria María Aragüés Gadea (15 April 1943 – 29 November 2023), also known as Vicky Leyton and professionally as Sticky Vicky, was a Spanish ballet dancer and illusionist known for her vaginal magic show."

I really hope that fragment of text survives from which future historians can extrapolate our culture.

Also: vagic surely?
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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2023, 01:53:03 pm »
My missus saw her 30 years ago, she didn't realise she was 50 then. She said the bars were rammed when she was on, people sitting on the floor as there was no room, Made a fortune from pulling all kinds out of her fanny (Vicky not the missus) ;D

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Your missus just pulls dead, rotten things from out of her arse, no?

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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2023, 08:59:57 pm »
  :D

Your missus just pulls dead, rotten things from out of her arse, no?



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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #18 on: December 8, 2023, 07:45:18 pm »
RIP Victoria María Aragüés Gadea    :(

Last seen by my good self en route to Valencia V Liverpool 1998. 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/benidorm-legend-sticky-vicky-dies-28195119


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Re: The Benidorm Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 8, 2023, 08:36:35 pm »
Mate was in a band and Sent on Billy and Wallys Scouse weekend. They all went to see her and some way shouted, " Hey love, have you got a back box from a mk4 Cortina up there by any chance? "


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