Author Topic: Rock & Roll is full bad wools (Read 30833 times)

only6times · « **Reply #80 on:** October 25, 2014, 09:10:46 am »

The son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out "Where's my Fiorucci?!"

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #81 on:** October 25, 2014, 12:50:27 pm »

He had a bad arm and a shite tattoo, or is that a shit tattoo and a bad arm. It's all so confusing

Mag Hull · « **Reply #82 on:** October 25, 2014, 08:24:12 pm »

Me girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount - what am I supposed to do?

The Flying Pig · « **Reply #83 on:** October 26, 2014, 12:36:16 am »

Find a new one.

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #84 on:** October 26, 2014, 12:53:02 am »

I can put a tennis racket over my face, and pretend that I'm Kendo Nagasaki

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #85 on:** October 26, 2014, 01:17:56 am »

All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit

HMHB · « **Reply #86 on:** October 26, 2014, 01:18:32 am »

Courteous, friendly, jolly, and fat
With a smile saying, "Look, I know it's under the mat
I don't give a fuck about your missing cat"
b-o-g-u-s official

MichaelA · « **Reply #87 on:** October 26, 2014, 07:35:39 pm »

I've had 90 Bisodol, I've had a belly full of Tommy Walsh's Eco House.

MichaelA · « **Reply #88 on:** October 26, 2014, 07:37:27 pm »

We're hardly the Bayeux in rock's rich tapestry.

Except they are. I have an Urge For Offal.

Stevie-A · « **Reply #89 on:** October 26, 2014, 07:51:05 pm »

I said to Jesus, “How much do you love me?”. He said “This much” and he stretched out his arms and died.

MichaelA · « **Reply #90 on:** October 26, 2014, 07:57:17 pm »

I could have been like Lou Barlow
But I'm more like Ken Barlow

Probably my favourite lyrics of all time ever by anyone.

john_mac · « **Reply #91 on:** October 26, 2014, 09:58:21 pm »

Quote from: MichaelA on October 26, 2014, 07:57:17 pm

Probably my favourite lyrics of all time ever by anyone.

Except

Its raining soup & i've got a fork

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #92 on:** October 27, 2014, 06:31:27 am »

A man who informs people that he gets up at six am every morning and seemed to want a medal...

This is me at the moment

Mag Hull · « **Reply #93 on:** October 27, 2014, 05:09:42 pm »

Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt, flirt with brass and later rue it

thekitkatshuffler · « **Reply #94 on:** October 27, 2014, 09:57:53 pm »

Well there ain’t no stink like the stink you’re going to get
From the age-old eel in your decommissioned fridge

monkeyharris · « **Reply #95 on:** October 27, 2014, 11:28:04 pm »

Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren

john_mac · « **Reply #96 on:** October 29, 2014, 09:20:30 am »

The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope

Red_Mist · « **Reply #97 on:** October 29, 2014, 05:56:09 pm »

Lenny Henry, Lenny Henry
You're funny, you're funny.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #98 on:** October 29, 2014, 06:36:42 pm »

I’ve got a Nu House where the Old Skool used to be

john_mac · « **Reply #99 on:** October 29, 2014, 07:50:29 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on October 29, 2014, 05:56:09 pm

Lenny Henry, Lenny Henry
You're funny, you're funny.

Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclair
You’re dead funny too

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #100 on:** October 30, 2014, 10:26:02 am »

Like I'm dead scared...

MichaelA · « **Reply #101 on:** October 30, 2014, 01:25:08 pm »

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead, mate.

MichaelA · « **Reply #102 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:38:21 pm »

A doyenne of topiary once told me that one day she would like to grow a maze. It seemed to be quite logical that this should be her wish, and with that we both went our separate ways.

MichaelA · « **Reply #103 on:** October 30, 2014, 06:40:24 pm »

HALF WAY UP THE WREKIN WITH AN EMPTY FLASK OF TEA, A FOR DESCENDS AND TAKES AWAY MY VISIBILITY, BUT IN THIS HELEN KELLER STATE I'D STILL QUITE LIKE TO KNOW WHY IS ROD HULL ALIVE AND GETTING PAID AS WELL?

Mag Hull · « **Reply #104 on:** October 31, 2014, 04:21:13 pm »

And I wonder if they’ll bring back National Service and the birch, and I wonder but I doubt if they will ever bring back the Watney Cup

Mag Hull · « **Reply #105 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:48:43 pm »

Dragging my guitar round maternity ward, I was in search of the umbilical chord

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #106 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:51:24 pm »

The information needed can be found in anagram, upon the internet.

Mag Hull · « **Reply #107 on:** October 31, 2014, 08:58:30 pm »

Evan Dando Plus Ten and his sister Suzanne, who lives by the river

Sssh

lcjpm01 · « **Reply #108 on:** October 31, 2014, 09:31:26 pm »

Cresta, what the fuck were we drinking?

Mag Hull · « **Reply #109 on:** October 31, 2014, 09:32:54 pm »

Allelujah

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #110 on:** October 31, 2014, 10:55:44 pm »

Fifteen minutes of mantra-filled oompah...

john_mac · « **Reply #111 on:** November 9, 2014, 12:33:20 pm »

I got three in one packet in '78

Red_Mist · « **Reply #112 on:** November 23, 2014, 03:56:49 pm »

The cloud base is low on the Clwydian hills

kavah · « **Reply #113 on:** November 25, 2014, 02:32:40 pm »

Quote from: Vivabobbygraham on October 26, 2014, 01:17:56 am

All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #114 on:** November 25, 2014, 10:57:26 pm »

Each and every goal, a hotly disputed penalty

Red in Korea · « **Reply #115 on:** November 26, 2014, 09:09:57 am »

Quote from: john_mac on November 9, 2014, 12:33:20 pm

I got three in one packet in '78

Why does Mr. Universe always come from Earth?

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #116 on:** November 26, 2014, 09:18:39 am »

If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides

Red_Mist · « **Reply #117 on:** November 27, 2014, 08:05:03 pm »

The Ritz in Manc, tomorrow night

(sorry, that's not a lyric, I'm just excited)

Red_Mist · « **Reply #118 on:** November 29, 2014, 09:15:00 am »

There was a band playing in my head, and i felt like shepherds pie.

Narwin Dunez · « **Reply #119 on:** November 30, 2014, 09:28:48 pm »

Quote from: Red_Mist on November 27, 2014, 08:05:03 pm

The Ritz in Manc, tomorrow night

(sorry, that's not a lyric, I'm just excited)

Did you have to knock three times?