Interesting analogy because earlier I was thinking how much I just can't associate with a party like that. It's not like I'd vote for Party X every time there's an election; I'll vote for the party which I think makes the most sense to me at the time.
Monster Raving Loony party Manifesto Ok,it might be a year or two old,but.........I know who I'm voting for
* Refusing to sign up to the euro, but inviting the rest of Europe to join the pound.
* Drivers can go straight over a roundabout when there's no traffic coming "to make driving through Milton Keynes more fun".
* Traffic cops "too stupid" for normal police work to be retrained as vicars.
* Withdrawal of MPs' £118,000 expenses allowance, and the money "in future be distributed to the poor and needy so that they can waste it instead."
* Any MP whose constituency sells off a school playing field for development will be required to relinquish their own back garden as a replacement sports facility for the school.
* All motorways to become massive cycle tracks instead
* All speed cameras will be abolished and replaced by a new device fitted to cars which will automatically slow down to the speed limit when driven though an infra-red beam.
* The introduction of a 99p coin to "save on change".