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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #80 on: May 29, 2017, 11:35:51 am »
It's all the same wicket, stop driving at straight ones!

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #81 on: May 29, 2017, 11:35:55 am »
Got a bad feeling this is going to happen in the Champions Trophy.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #82 on: May 29, 2017, 11:48:13 am »
yikes got settled in to a nice day of one day cricket and England are 6 down. Maybe they have tickets to the championship playoff final and want get get down early

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #83 on: May 29, 2017, 11:55:00 am »
Like the old Nat West finals in September when whoever won the toss bowled and filled their boots. Is it bowler friendly or have we been terrible?

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #84 on: May 29, 2017, 11:59:28 am »
Like the old Nat West finals in September when whoever won the toss bowled and filled their boots. Is it bowler friendly or have we been terrible?

Some great bowling. Assisted by some rubbish shots. No the pitch is not doing loads. Far from it.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #85 on: May 29, 2017, 12:00:25 pm »
Well this isn't going to plan! A bit of movement and we're struggling.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #86 on: May 29, 2017, 12:05:10 pm »
Root got a good one, some of the others have looked dreadful

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #87 on: May 29, 2017, 12:22:50 pm »
Root got a good one, some of the others have looked dreadful

Alternatively you could say Root played all round a straight one and got pinned on the pads.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #88 on: May 29, 2017, 12:35:35 pm »
Willey. What a plum. Started to fight back and threw it away

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #89 on: May 29, 2017, 12:44:08 pm »
Bairstow is showing why he should be in the team all the time.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #90 on: May 29, 2017, 01:06:44 pm »
well done YJB

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #91 on: May 29, 2017, 01:57:47 pm »
England 153 today

The lowest ODI total successfully defended at Lord's:

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #92 on: May 29, 2017, 02:11:21 pm »
Everyone knows that to make it swing, you pitch it up...
Willey, first ball short wide and slapped for 4.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2017, 02:22:09 pm »
Amla the quickest to 7000 runs. If I heard correctly he was also the fastest to 2000 all the way through to 7000. Brilliant batsman in all formats.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2017, 03:02:35 pm »
It's like the ashes matches of the past. The sissies were awful once the series was won.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #95 on: May 31, 2017, 01:57:29 pm »
Would it not be wise for England to rest Stokes?

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #96 on: June 21, 2017, 06:13:56 pm »
If you're like me you'll have not had a clue the first T20 was on tonight!!

SA win toss and bat

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #97 on: June 21, 2017, 06:17:06 pm »
If you're like me you'll have not had a clue the first T20 was on tonight!!

SA win toss and bat
Yeah, I just saw that a minute ago!

It'll be good to see the young leg spinners in this game - I've never watched Mason Crane bowl before.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #98 on: June 21, 2017, 06:21:45 pm »
Never seen him? I'd never heard of him!! He's only played 22 list A games so not entirely surprised

A right bonus this is on - I'm made up!

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #99 on: June 21, 2017, 06:25:30 pm »
Haha yep, nice evening for a T20 for sure.  :D

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #100 on: June 21, 2017, 06:30:45 pm »
Tidy start

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #101 on: June 21, 2017, 06:31:51 pm »
Good start by us. Fantastic.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #102 on: June 21, 2017, 06:34:35 pm »
Jon Jon Smuts. Haha
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #103 on: June 21, 2017, 06:35:59 pm »
Have we only got five bowling options here? And two of them are Hampshire spinners?

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #104 on: June 21, 2017, 06:36:53 pm »
Have we only got five bowling options here? And two of them are Hampshire spinners?

You don't need bowlers in this game.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #105 on: June 21, 2017, 06:37:10 pm »
not a bad start by us here.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #106 on: June 21, 2017, 06:37:16 pm »
This better not be over quickly!!

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #107 on: June 21, 2017, 06:39:18 pm »
2 down. Well done the openers.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #108 on: June 21, 2017, 06:40:47 pm »
Not the strongest SA team you'll ever see. Surprised De Kock isn't playing.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #109 on: June 21, 2017, 06:41:49 pm »
On a separate note the wife got me lords tickets for the windies test the other day - day 3 - I've never been

May need you lot to pray for rain day 1 or 2!!!

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #110 on: June 21, 2017, 06:53:10 pm »
Gonna be a quick game.

On a separate note the wife got me lords tickets for the windies test the other day - day 3 - I've never been

May need you lot to pray for rain day 1 or 2!!!

Even I have been to Lords!

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #111 on: June 21, 2017, 07:00:40 pm »


Even I have been to Lords!

Haha I know

I've always watched my cricket at edgbaston and old Trafford

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #112 on: June 21, 2017, 07:01:20 pm »
Haha I know

I've always watched my cricket at edgbaston and old Trafford

I did live in London for year so couldn't pass up an opportunity. I think it was Aus vs Eng if I remember correctly.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #113 on: June 21, 2017, 07:12:45 pm »
Didn't have a clue this was on, batting looks strong enough, bowling a little more experimental.

More importantly what the hell is going on with that England kit?

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #114 on: June 21, 2017, 07:21:34 pm »

More importantly what the hell is going on with that England kit?

Not as good as the ODI one that's for sure

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #115 on: June 21, 2017, 07:32:43 pm »
Some clever bowling here...

They've made it very difficult for South Africa.....

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #116 on: June 21, 2017, 08:01:14 pm »
Odd innings really. England bowled very well to restrict in large. Doubt it'll be enough runs.
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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #117 on: June 21, 2017, 08:09:15 pm »
Jason Roy could use a score

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #118 on: June 21, 2017, 08:14:45 pm »
From where we were it's decent. Won't be enough though.

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Re: England's Summer of Cricket 2017 South Africa and West Indies Series
« Reply #119 on: June 21, 2017, 08:29:41 pm »
And that there is the problem with Roy.