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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2021, 11:42:43 am »
Arteta, then Rafa.
Everton bring Arteta back.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2021, 01:25:17 pm »
Viera.

Rafa won't see 2022 at Everton.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2021, 01:28:25 pm »
Lot of people writing Rafa off. Think he’ll do just about enough myself.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2021, 01:37:39 pm »
Lot of people writing Rafa off. Think he’ll do just about enough myself.


So many Everton fans can't wait to give him shit so unless he hits the ground running, that toxicity will just spread.

Luckily for Rafa, they've got an easy start on paper, not playing any of last season's top 6 until October. But then, there's expectation they'll win most of those games which brings its own peril.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2021, 03:07:14 pm »
Lot of people writing Rafa off. Think he’ll do just about enough myself.

Nobody is writing off Rafa, we're just too aware of how little leeway and time he'll be given by the Everton 'faithful'. He's probably going to have to maintain a top 6 position all season to stave off calls for his head.

Personally I think a Rafa - Arteta swap deal makes sense. I'm joking of course. Well, only half joking.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2021, 03:12:50 pm »
Nobody is writing off Rafa, we're just too aware of how little leeway and time he'll be given by the Everton 'faithful'. He's probably going to have to maintain a top 6 position all season to stave off calls for his head.

Personally I think a Rafa - Arteta swap deal makes sense. I'm joking of course. Well, only half joking.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2021, 03:21:58 pm »
It's hard to not pick the Watford manager., with how routinely they've fired and hired managers over the last 7 or 8 years.

Think Steve Bruce is in with a shout too, especially with fans returning to the stadiums.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2021, 04:11:24 pm »
Southampton selling off a couple of key men in Ings and Vestegaard, plus Bertrand leaving on a free. I think if he sees a couple of hidings he's gone soon. Another 9-0?  ;D

I don't know if Watford have done anything in the window, but regardless it's more than likely he'll get the sack, I can see them going down. If Norwich end up adrift early on I can see Farke leaving. They probably wouldn't want to sack him as he's cruised to two Championship titles but he'll probably fancy something else at that point.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2021, 04:19:55 pm »
Farke just signed a contract extension with Norwich a couple of weeks ago. It appears he's quite content at Carrow Road and they're understandably quite content with him as well.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2021, 04:44:20 pm »
Southampton selling off a couple of key men in Ings and Vestegaard, plus Bertrand leaving on a free. I think if he sees a couple of hidings he's gone soon. Another 9-0?  ;D

I don't know if Watford have done anything in the window, but regardless it's more than likely he'll get the sack, I can see them going down. If Norwich end up adrift early on I can see Farke leaving. They probably wouldn't want to sack him as he's cruised to two Championship titles but he'll probably fancy something else at that point.

Farke signed a new long term contract about a fortnight ago. You don’t leave that so soon unless you’ve been sacked.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2021, 04:46:20 pm »
In our house we have an annual sack race at the start of the season, myself, Mrs Worgie and my son all guess which Premier League manager will be the first to be sacked this season.

We each put a pound in the pot every Saturday and whoever gets sacked first, from our chosen three takes the pot. A couple of seasons ago all of our selections were still in a job come January so we had a transfer window then!

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2021, 04:56:21 pm »
Nobody is writing off Rafa, we're just too aware of how little leeway and time he'll be given by the Everton 'faithful'. He's probably going to have to maintain a top 6 position all season to stave off calls for his head.

Personally I think a Rafa - Arteta swap deal makes sense. I'm joking of course. Well, only half joking.

They only sacked off Silva and Koeman when they were near the bottom and heading for a relegation battle

He only needs to have them sat in mid table. He can manage that.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2021, 04:59:16 pm »
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2021, 02:05:51 am »
Arteta -

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2021, 05:07:38 am »
Watford manager. Firing managers is what they do.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2021, 10:42:11 am »
OK, quick update. The selections have been made:-

My Son.        Ralph Hasenhuttel......He thinks poor 2nd half of last season and losing Danny Ings will cost Ralph.
Mrs Worgie.  Patrick Vieria.......Young, inexperienced.
Me.              Xisco Munoz..... Newly promoted Watford may well struggle and the owners have plenty of previous for pulling the trigger early.


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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2021, 10:07:24 pm »
Arteta

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #57 on: August 13, 2021, 10:17:18 pm »
Arteta in trouble already. Next two games are Chelsea and Abu Dhabi so expect Arsenal to be bottom at the international break.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2021, 05:36:59 am »
I actually expect Rafa to do wonders at Everton, he'll turn the Blue Noses around.

For me Arteta's job is on the line already.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #60 on: August 17, 2021, 05:36:31 pm »
I actually expect Rafa to do wonders at Everton, he'll turn the Blue Noses around.

For me Arteta's job is on the line already.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #61 on: August 17, 2021, 05:58:18 pm »
I actually expect Rafa to do wonders at Everton, he'll turn the Blue Noses around.

For me Arteta's job is on the line already.

Agree. Arteta has been given enough money and time to turn things around at Arsenal but had gone backwards. This Arsenal is not even matching the standard of Unai Emery.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #62 on: August 22, 2021, 09:25:07 pm »
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« Reply #63 on: August 22, 2021, 09:28:42 pm »
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #64 on: August 31, 2021, 09:57:14 am »
Shit or bust against Norwich in their next game. I actually think Arteta seems like a nice guy despite being ex Everton. Who do they replace him with though ?

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #65 on: August 31, 2021, 10:30:26 am »
Shit or bust against Norwich in their next game. I actually think Arteta seems like a nice guy despite being ex Everton. Who do they replace him with though ?
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« Reply #66 on: August 31, 2021, 11:01:18 am »
They can’t fail to beat Norwich.


Yep, it’s another Cup Final. Maybe Aubameyang will show up given that’s the case.

I don’t have any issues with Arteta (despite being ex-Everton and Guardiola’s one-time assistant, he comes across well and is a childhood friend of Xabi) but he’s clearly not suited to the mess that is Arsenal. It was too big a step into management and he would be better off building his reputation at a decent club back in La Liga.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #67 on: October 7, 2021, 12:02:18 pm »
I want my own "Manager" to get sacked 1st thing Monday morning the fat headed sack of fucking shit.    :wave
Rumour has it he will be gone by the weekend . . . . maybe taken out to some barren desert in Saudi and beheaded, who knows.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #68 on: October 7, 2021, 12:03:55 pm »
I suppose all you can do is laugh when your benevolent new overlords do exactly that to people who challenge them
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #69 on: October 7, 2021, 12:07:06 pm »
I suppose all you can do is laugh when your benevolent new overlords do exactly that to people who challenge them
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« Reply #70 on: October 7, 2021, 12:09:56 pm »
How about you stop stalking me huh, I would appreciate a lot.  Thanks  :)

Depends what the punishment is, slap on the wrist from your old owner or chopped off at the wrist from your new ones?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #71 on: October 7, 2021, 12:10:09 pm »
maybe taken out to some barren desert in Saudi and beheaded, who knows.


If so, there'll be a new monolith visible from space
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #72 on: October 7, 2021, 05:02:52 pm »
Rumour has it he will be gone by the weekend . . . . maybe taken out to some barren desert in Saudi and beheaded, who knows.

Going to need an awfully big, fat axe and all...
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #73 on: October 7, 2021, 05:06:14 pm »
Rumour has it he will be gone by the weekend . . . . maybe taken out to some barren desert in Saudi and beheaded, who knows.

so his will be the first head to roll?

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #74 on: October 7, 2021, 05:21:16 pm »
Conte is the early rumour to them.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #75 on: October 7, 2021, 06:04:51 pm »
Conte is the early rumour to them.

Rather them than United I suppose.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #76 on: October 7, 2021, 07:35:10 pm »
OK, quick update. The selections have been made:-

My Son.        Ralph Hasenhuttel......He thinks poor 2nd half of last season and losing Danny Ings will cost Ralph.
Mrs Worgie.  Patrick Vieria.......Young, inexperienced.
Me.              Xisco Munoz..... Newly promoted Watford may well struggle and the owners have plenty of previous for pulling the trigger early.


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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #77 on: October 7, 2021, 08:04:32 pm »
Rather them than United I suppose.
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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #78 on: October 7, 2021, 08:11:59 pm »
Bruce's days at the barcodes must be numbered after the takeover today.

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Re: The Sack Race
« Reply #79 on: October 7, 2021, 08:12:25 pm »
Bruce's days at the barcodes must be numbered after the takeover today.
Hours… rather than days I suspect
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