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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #281 on: April 9, 2021, 05:59:46 pm »
Null and void the season as a mark of respect for the horrible racist old parasite.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #282 on: April 9, 2021, 06:01:34 pm »
Be nice if the Premier League do the minutes silence at the same time as the players kneel against racists.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #283 on: April 9, 2021, 06:03:42 pm »
Because we're all imbeciles who aren't capable of finding the news channels if that's what we actually want to watch/listen to... It's infuriating.

I have 6music on as background noise while I'm working from home. No disrespect to the old racist bastard, but my deadlines aren't going away just because he has died - I haven't got time to stop and listen to the tributes whether I'm a royalist or not. Just put some fucking music on, you sods!

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #284 on: April 9, 2021, 06:04:08 pm »
Cousin Liz must devastated.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #285 on: April 9, 2021, 06:06:52 pm »
Minute silence in the Bundesliga this weekend I expect

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #286 on: April 9, 2021, 06:12:01 pm »
When I heard 'Phillips dead!!' I thought, "oh, for fuck sake, I thought our centre-back crisis couldn't possibly get worse."

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #287 on: April 9, 2021, 06:12:48 pm »
Minute silence in the Bundesliga this weekend I expect

And the Greeks or is that still a sore issue?
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #288 on: April 9, 2021, 06:14:30 pm »
Could he not have waited a few more days? I can't even escape to the pub to get away from the constant shite on the TV.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #289 on: April 9, 2021, 06:15:43 pm »
They should hold a minutes silence on the Acropolis.  He was after all an ancient fella.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #290 on: April 9, 2021, 06:17:21 pm »
Could he not have waited a few more days? I can't even escape to the pub to get away from the constant shite on the TV.

The pubs would have been just as bad.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #291 on: April 9, 2021, 06:20:28 pm »
The ironic thing is that those who mourn the death of Phillip are probably the same folk who moan about foreigners sponging off the state. ???

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #292 on: April 9, 2021, 06:22:02 pm »
Only the US Masters on the telly. Suits me


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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #293 on: April 9, 2021, 06:23:19 pm »
Chops you wearing full union jack suit today?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #294 on: April 9, 2021, 06:23:48 pm »
Every person on the TV programmes are dressed in black as if they knew him personally.

We lost 126,000 souls to a pandemic in the last year, I just don't get the outpouring of grief for the death of the monarchs husband
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #295 on: April 9, 2021, 06:26:30 pm »
Every person on the TV programmes are dressed in black as if they knew him personally.

We lost 126,000 souls to a pandemic in the last year, I just don't get the outpouring of grief for the death of the monarchs husband
They are required to keep a black suit and tie in case someone important dies.

I swear that Nicholas Witchell has the words “look somber” on the notepad in front of him though
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #296 on: April 9, 2021, 06:26:41 pm »
Chops you wearing full union jack suit today?
Getting Phil done, tomorrow.


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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #297 on: April 9, 2021, 06:27:42 pm »
Good lord jaysus wtf is that.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #298 on: April 9, 2021, 06:29:20 pm »
Chops attempt at a selfie?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #299 on: April 9, 2021, 06:29:29 pm »
Every person on the TV programmes are dressed in black as if they knew him personally.

We lost 126,000 souls to a pandemic in the last year, I just don't get the outpouring of grief for the death of the monarchs husband

Maybe some people empathise because they lost a husband due to Covid and have some form of empathy towards the queens loss?

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Just a guess like, far be it from me to spell it out to you.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #300 on: April 9, 2021, 06:30:35 pm »
Chops attempt at a selfie?

Kept his pants on thankfully.

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« Reply #301 on: April 9, 2021, 06:30:37 pm »
Good lord jaysus wtf is that.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #302 on: April 9, 2021, 06:32:02 pm »
Getting Phil done, tomorrow.




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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #303 on: April 9, 2021, 06:36:54 pm »
Has it been confirmed whether we get a holiday?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #304 on: April 9, 2021, 06:41:25 pm »
They are required to keep a black suit and tie in case someone important dies.

I swear that Nicholas Witchell has the words “look somber” on the notepad in front of him though

I remember the good old days in the early 80s when Soviet leaders like Andropov and Brezhnev regularly popped off and the way the West found out was when Soviet TV switched to a blank screen and played 'solemn music'.

Maybe Nicky W is aiming for solemn but can only do sombre?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #305 on: April 9, 2021, 06:45:58 pm »
He died in the Queen's Arms.
I thought all the pubs were still shut?  ;)

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #306 on: April 9, 2021, 06:48:22 pm »
Awful news  :(
If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plow the family into the soil, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who is also your brother.

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« Reply #307 on: April 9, 2021, 06:49:09 pm »
Awful news  :(

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #308 on: April 9, 2021, 06:59:08 pm »
I don't particularly feel much love for the Royals but Twitter today has shown what a cesspit of hate it really is. He was a royal, not a dictator.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #309 on: April 9, 2021, 07:01:07 pm »
Embarrassing.

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Government is to more or less enter a media blackout during the period of mourning for Prince Philip - no Covid press conferences, no press releases other than for essential public health reasons, no ministers on media interviews, including the usual political shows this Sunday.

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Confirmed: Labour won’t be putting up frontbenchers for media interviews and are advising all Labour MPs and peers to withdraw from media commitments today, over the weekend and on Monday. That includes all interviews for TV, radio, online or print outlets.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #310 on: April 9, 2021, 07:03:07 pm »
I don't particularly feel much love for the Royals but Twitter today has shown what a cesspit of hate it really is. He was a royal, not a dictator.

He was a bit of a racist, to be fair.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #311 on: April 9, 2021, 07:03:08 pm »
Good lord jaysus wtf is that.


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« Reply #312 on: April 9, 2021, 07:03:08 pm »
I don't particularly feel much love for the Royals but Twitter today has shown what a cesspit of hate it really is. He was a royal, not a dictator.

Twitter shows it's a cesspit every day. Just ask any black footballer.

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« Reply #313 on: April 9, 2021, 07:03:20 pm »
I don't particularly feel much love for the Royals but Twitter today has shown what a cesspit of hate it really is. He was a royal, not a dictator.
It’s amazing how all these compassionate progressives are able to square that with dumping hate when someone dies.

It’s not really sad when a 99 year old dies (because they do at that age), but it does mark the death of historical figure, someone who has spanned so many generations as a public figure.  It also marks the end of a 74 year marriage. Must be terrible to lose your slide after so long
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #314 on: April 9, 2021, 07:03:46 pm »
Phillip Fucking Schofield presenting a programme about him on Granada now  :duh
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #315 on: April 9, 2021, 07:04:48 pm »
Embarrassing.

https://twitter.com/danbloom1/status/1380528593021902850

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It's sad for his family and that but that's going slightly too far.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #316 on: April 9, 2021, 07:05:12 pm »
Phillip Fucking Schofield presenting a programme about him on Granada now  :duh

Alan Titchmarsh being interviewed!

What??
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #317 on: April 9, 2021, 07:06:01 pm »
Kinell.

It's sad for his family and that but that's going slightly too far.

The royal mourning lasts 30 days. Good month to get bad News out.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #318 on: April 9, 2021, 07:07:33 pm »
Makes a change from Jermaine Jenas being on there, at least.

Just had a flick around the channels and MoTDx on BBC2, hosted by Jermaine Jenas, has been cancelled. So every cloud...
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