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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2010, 04:42:14 pm »
38th minute

Jerome blasts the ball way over the bar. Real end to end stuff here, with great attacking play from both sides. Reina's all that keeping us from a three-nil loss at the moment.

Hodge shading his eyes from the sun, get that man a pair of Ray-bans.

Brum throw to Jerome, who yet again launches it into outer space.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2010, 04:42:38 pm »
The Brum midfielders have free will to abuse Lucas as they want. MacFadden pushes him to the ground, they keep kicking him. Maxi is getting abused as well.

Now there's letting the game flow and ignoring fouls. The ref doesn't seem to spot the difference
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2010, 04:43:52 pm »
You have to give credit to Lucas. The man has the leaping ability of a frog on steroids
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2010, 04:44:45 pm »
42nd min

Roger Johnson inches away from nodding the ball in. Carra missed the ball or ignored the man behind him. Anyway, we're alarming close to conceding
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2010, 04:45:40 pm »
MacFadden with a pathetic attempt at getting a foul on Skrtel. Throws himself to the ground the secondn he felt the touch
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2010, 04:45:44 pm »
Shout out to a very strange pair indeed, as JoeTwerp and El Campeador are watching the match from the privacy of their hot tub. No confirmation as to whether the two are naked. Speculation is welcome.

42 minute

Ferguson with a long ball into the box and finds Johnson, but he's a step too far and the ball glances harmlessly off his foot.

Birmingham are really dominant in the air, been sending in crosses and high balls all game. Larsson goes down in the box after a challenge from Skrtel, but there's no foul and the resulting shot goes wide.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2010, 04:47:05 pm »
Though we're not playing that badly compared to the matches vs City and long stretches against WBA, we are basically 3 great saves from being 3 down, while the Torres foul was a stonewall pen.

Agreed, and the handball on Johnson should've been a pen imo.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2010, 04:48:09 pm »
Shout out to a very strange pair indeed, as JoeTwerp and El Campeador are watching the match from the privacy of their hot tub. No confirmation as to whether the two are naked. Speculation is welcome.

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck :o
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2010, 04:48:12 pm »
45 minute

One minute of Extra Time.

Glen fouls and Brum get a free-kick. Route one again but Johnson's header goes wide.

Half time. Pepe Reina is God.


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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2010, 04:50:52 pm »
I think the Ref still thinks its a testimonial game,he's been terrible.

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2010, 04:52:05 pm »
I'd say we've slightly more possession but they've created way more clear cut chances. Brum are defending the centre very well, and we haven't been able to get the ball wide ourselves.

No doubt about that cork. In addition we've been subject to more aerial bombardment than London during the Blitz.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2010, 04:52:26 pm »
My loving mother asks, quite sincerely, why since we have so many songs about our players. No one has made a song for Torres to the ABBA song.

Bless her spirit
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2010, 04:54:20 pm »
From the BBC: :wave

1643: Less than five minutes to go until half-time, and not much time for Liverpool to improve on this stat, courtesy of Infostrada Sports. Liverpool have scored only one first-half goal away from home in the Premier League in 2010. That was Fernando Torres' opener against Manchester United on March 21, a match which Liverpool lost 2-1

Could this be a good omen! :P.

Must be superstition. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with us being hopeless in front of goal
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2010, 04:56:00 pm »
Konchesky gone missing far too often for my liking, tons of crosses from the right to find a Brum player in the box. He's done nothing to convince me on the defending side so far, although he's made a few good runs with Jova up front.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2010, 04:57:45 pm »
Konchesky gone missing far too often for my liking, tons of crosses from the right to find a Brum player in the box. He's done nothing to convince me on the defending side so far, although he's made a few good runs with Jova up front.

I agree. Now I'm not saying we shouldn't give him time to adjust but since he was allegedly bought for defensive stability and premier league experience. I'm not sold as of yet
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2010, 04:58:32 pm »
Question to you and Aristotle;

If Raul Meireles plays, who out of Poulsen and Lucas do you play him with? 

I've been very unimpressed with the Dane so far, though it's only been a few games he doesn't seem to offer anything Lucas doesn't, and Lucas usually does it better.  Neither are offering much service to the attacking 4, not helped by them spending half the match heading away Birmingham long balsl.  A change might be required to give one of our lads a clear goal scoring chance.

Lucas without a shadow of a doubt. Poulsen has been invisible for the past 45. I don't think he even touched the ball. Lucas is getting hammered because he's been in the middle of most of our attacks. For a supposed hardman Poulsen's doing fuck all to protect his teammates and put the fear of God in the enemy.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2010, 05:00:53 pm »
help is now at hand welcome Chakan .

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2010, 05:02:38 pm »
whoever locked the bathroom door is gonna get if from me!! Said something about breaking their key in the lock! riiiiight! I just rubbed some Bonjela on the door and pop it opens

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2010, 05:02:48 pm »
Lucas without a shadow of a doubt. Poulsen has been invisible for the past 45. I don't think he even touched the ball. Lucas is getting hammered because he's been in the middle of most of our attacks. For a supposed hardman Poulsen's doing fuck all to protect his teammates and put the fear of God in the enemy.

I wholeheartedly agree. I didn't exactly hide my opinions of him when we were in the midst of signing him. Now I'll support any player in a red shirt, but I am thoroughly unimpressed with him. For me he's nothing more then a older, slower version of Lucas. He has it in his favour that he is a hard man, but when Lucas is winning headers, fighting back and going into tackles more then him anyway. Plus winning more headers he is useless on his side. I'd play Meireles-Lucas over Meireles-Poulsen Jim.


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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2010, 05:03:07 pm »
so what's the format guys?

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2010, 05:03:44 pm »
whoever locked the bathroom door is gonna get if from me!! Said something about breaking their key in the lock! riiiiight! I just rubbed some Bonjela on the door and pop it opens

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2010, 05:03:47 pm »
No changes at half time.... hopefully we pull a change and actually start playing some football.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2010, 05:04:30 pm »
Be back in a bit, some insensitve moron ringing the doorbell
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #63 on: September 12, 2010, 05:04:42 pm »
Gerrard with an early shot at goal, foster saves

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #64 on: September 12, 2010, 05:05:02 pm »
ok well i'll take the first 15 see how it goes from there?

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #65 on: September 12, 2010, 05:05:53 pm »
46:00 McFadden with a good freekick into the box dealt with and cleared by lucas

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #66 on: September 12, 2010, 05:06:55 pm »
ok well i'll take the first 15 see how it goes from there?

Ok. Then me, and then Aristotle.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #67 on: September 12, 2010, 05:07:09 pm »
I'd play Meireles-Lucas over Meireles-Poulsen Jim.


And yes, I realise how incredibly shit that "joke" was ;D

Seriously, no one got the 24/7 joke ???


For an experienced international player and all, Poulsen looks alarmingly panicked when he has to pass the ball under pressure
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #68 on: September 12, 2010, 05:08:38 pm »
49:00 Brum pressing up the pitch falls to jerome but it's a tame shot out for GK

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #69 on: September 12, 2010, 05:08:56 pm »
Jim's name is Poulsen? Cool.

Was just looking at Pepe's save again. I now have a massive erection.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #70 on: September 12, 2010, 05:09:15 pm »
After 50 minutes. The impossible happened. Maxi Rodriguez is fouled, and actually got a free kick! :shocked
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #71 on: September 12, 2010, 05:10:06 pm »
51:00 Pepe with a long carra-type hoof up the field straight into touch, he can have one mistake a game

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #72 on: September 12, 2010, 05:10:24 pm »
Seriously feel a Torres moment of brilliance coming here! :wave

You and me both.

I now have a massive erection.

Finn is even way ahead of you ;D
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #73 on: September 12, 2010, 05:11:08 pm »
Seems brummies players have identified Poulsen as a weak link, immediately under pressure when he gets the ball

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #74 on: September 12, 2010, 05:11:52 pm »
Nice pass from Konchesky to Jehovanovic but his first touch is a bad one and back for goal kick. The gap between midfield and attack is still too wide.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #75 on: September 12, 2010, 05:12:07 pm »
Raul Marelish? who is this player?

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2010, 05:12:58 pm »
Gerrard is bleeding from his fucking ear and he doesn't even notice it. Shit that shit is freaking me out.
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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2010, 05:13:01 pm »
54:00 not much happening game is going back and forth but we are lacking in the finals 3rd, no threat

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2010, 05:13:03 pm »
Maxi nearly set up Gerrard for one of his trademark runs, but a Brum midfielder intercepts.


Ohh btw, Gerrard's ear is bleeding.

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Re: Birmingham vs Liverpool
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2010, 05:13:42 pm »
Raul Marelish? who is this player?

That's disturbing, are you watching the same feed as me? My commentator just said the same thing ;D
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