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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #80 on: January 28, 2014, 01:32:55 pm »
Oops. Really sorry my mistake  ;)

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #81 on: January 28, 2014, 01:42:17 pm »
Whenever I give up something important in order to watch the match, eg going gym or boxing classes, we always seem to lose. I'm giving the gym a miss again tonight to watch. If we lose, it's my fault :(

don't blame yourself  ;)
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #82 on: January 28, 2014, 01:47:03 pm »
All the superstitions better be out tonight...

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #83 on: January 28, 2014, 10:41:26 pm »
that works again
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #84 on: January 29, 2014, 02:59:04 am »
twice this season me and my brother have been unable to watch a game live and decided on downloading it later the same night and watch it without knowing the outcome.

Tottenham 0 - 5 Liverpool
Liverpool 4 - 0 Everton

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #85 on: February 6, 2014, 08:46:46 pm »
lets do it again what did you do before everton game
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #86 on: February 7, 2014, 11:30:05 pm »
Against Arsenal at anfield... lets do It
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #87 on: February 7, 2014, 11:35:26 pm »
twice this season me and my brother have been unable to watch a game live and decided on downloading it later the same night and watch it without knowing the outcome.

Tottenham 0 - 5 Liverpool
Liverpool 4 - 0 Everton

I hope there's some power shortage tomorrow, at your place.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #88 on: February 13, 2014, 08:30:18 pm »
I hope there's some power shortage tomorrow, at your place.

YES, THERE İS SOME FCKİN POWER THERE  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #89 on: February 22, 2014, 11:52:50 pm »
another matchday. are u ready?
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #90 on: February 23, 2014, 12:02:51 am »
Don't like watching on streams at all.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #91 on: February 28, 2014, 11:22:50 pm »
keep doing what did you do recent games.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #92 on: March 2, 2014, 02:55:25 pm »
another win.  do these totems work?
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #93 on: March 2, 2014, 03:07:01 pm »
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #94 on: March 3, 2014, 11:28:39 am »
The only time I haven't sat in the paddock this season was Southampton at home, which we lost. Every other home game Paddock.


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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #95 on: March 3, 2014, 01:12:10 pm »
Haven't built any totems this season. Did one a couple of years ago with Hodge podge's head up top. Didn't work out, so now I just stick to the voodoo doll of Moyes, the sand (in my pockets) from Blackpool, and the fingers to God gesture whilst hopping on one leg every time I enter the office the Friday before match day.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #96 on: March 3, 2014, 01:13:44 pm »
Haven't built any totems this season. Did one a couple of years ago with Hodge podge's head up top. Didn't work out, so now I just stick to the voodoo doll of Moyes, the sand (in my pockets) from Blackpool, and the fingers to God gesture whilst hopping on one leg every time I enter the office the Friday before match day.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #97 on: March 3, 2014, 01:29:58 pm »
another win.  do these totems work?

No - I do completely different things for every game - not on purpose, I just have a life. I think you'll find it's the quality of our football that wins matches...
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #98 on: March 3, 2014, 04:29:40 pm »
twice this season me and my brother have been unable to watch a game live and decided on downloading it later the same night and watch it without knowing the outcome.

Tottenham 0 - 5 Liverpool
Liverpool 4 - 0 Everton
Fuck in hell, REALLY.   That's the most amazing and clever thing I have ever read.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #99 on: March 3, 2014, 04:52:28 pm »
No - I do completely different things for every game
Full replica kit
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And that's just games I've seen you at or watched with you on TV.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #100 on: March 16, 2014, 01:11:53 pm »
another matchday. 20 mins left to kick-off
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #101 on: March 17, 2014, 11:17:01 pm »
mine are absolute bobbins, gotta have them handy you know

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #102 on: March 18, 2014, 12:07:55 am »

My balls. I hold them.


If it's working,just hold them tightly for 9 more games mate

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #103 on: March 18, 2014, 12:17:55 am »


If it's working,just hold them tightly for 9 more games mate

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #104 on: March 18, 2014, 12:34:31 am »
Lube.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #105 on: March 18, 2014, 01:46:42 am »
I watch an episode of Scooby Doo before United games  ;D

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #106 on: March 18, 2014, 01:50:02 am »
I just hope Danger Mouse is the manager by the time the 90 is up.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #107 on: March 31, 2014, 05:00:02 pm »
I've now got one. Got this shirt at the end of Feb and wore it for every game since

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #108 on: March 31, 2014, 08:56:55 pm »
Let's see:

I
- Don't wear a Liverpool shirt
- Don't watch at the local pub
- Only drink Carlsberg, if anything

Any combination of these usually result in a loss. One of them results in  a draw.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #109 on: March 31, 2014, 10:36:01 pm »
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #110 on: March 31, 2014, 10:41:28 pm »
I've now got one. Got this shirt at the end of Feb and wore it for every game since



For fuck sake hand wash it yourself and don't let the missus near it; icon in the making!  ;)
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #111 on: April 6, 2014, 08:35:41 pm »
Another fucking win.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #112 on: April 6, 2014, 08:44:46 pm »
Crafty wank the night before. And every night before the next night.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #113 on: April 10, 2014, 01:07:17 pm »
Now.. the most important game of the final 5...

We keep winning so please keep doing your totems for last 5 games
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2014, 06:45:13 pm »
I drink out of my liverpool mug on the morning of every game.
...and every other morning too.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2014, 06:56:01 pm »
I have a few of them. I keep changing  them as soon as the magic "wears off" with a loss. The last one kind of makes me a game day hermit but so be it if we're winning. Have had one of those mega bugs this year so I watched a couple of games alone...and we won so I wasn't about to change that.  Win every single time!!  No LFC paraphernelia either.

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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #116 on: April 11, 2014, 07:08:57 pm »
For fucks sake. Just seen a black cat waiting for me on my car. lol.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #117 on: April 11, 2014, 07:17:33 pm »
For fucks sake. Just seen a black cat waiting for me on my car. lol.
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #118 on: April 14, 2014, 09:51:07 pm »
Just 4 fuckin games left...
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Re: What Are Your Totems While You are Watching Your Team's Matches?
« Reply #119 on: April 26, 2014, 12:00:05 pm »
beat chelsea and start the party!
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