Completely unverifiable rumours that Ederson and Rodri are both starting, which if true is... Jesus, lads, some Solskjær-level mindfuckery, absolutely blindsiding everyone, may as well call it now, the gasp of confusion and upset from the Liverpool dressing room will be audible from outside Anfield.
Even their mindgames are so profoundly fucking cringy.
But you know, IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE CHAMPIONS CLAP YOUR HANDS
CLAP CLAP
IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE REALLY GOOD FOOTBALLERS IN BLUE CLAP YOUR ARM-ENDS
CLAP CLAP
IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE LEAGUE-WINNING CHAMPION FOOTBALLERS FROM MANCHESTER AND YOU REALLY WANT TO EXPRESS YOUR MASCULINE CONTENTMENT AND JOY AT THEIR VICTORY, IF YOU'RE HERE FOR THE MIGHTY BLUE LIONS OF MANCHESTER THE MORALLY SPOTLESS CHAMPIONS OF THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL 'PREMIER LEAGUE', STRIKE YOUR PALMS TOGETHER TO MAKE A 'CLAPPING' NOISE