Yes, yes, all fine and dandy, qualified for round of 16 . . . great result . . . blah blah . . . and all that.
But can we talk about the stunning masterpiece that is this green third kit?
I just checked the encyclopedia and it says this is the greatest kit worn by "Liverpool Football Club, established 1892" that's not, you know, in that red colour they always like to wear
If my Vietnamese pot-bellied sow has twins next month, I'm going to name them "Dark Atomic Teal" and "Rio Teal".