Topic: The I'm sick to death of Christmas - Bah Humbug thread.

[Big Red Richie]

1st of November, and I'm already getting cheesed off with the Christmas adverts on TV.

I've been unlucky enough to be stuck in today, in front of the telly all day, and already I'm sick of hearing that little bleeding twinkly, twinkly tune, the troika.

Personally, I've nothing against  Prokofiev, and I'm not particularly anti-Christmas.  I just despise the constant rampant comercialism of Christmas.

I mean. Our local Asda has Christmas goodies on the shelf from early September, and now the constant wall to wall recycled Crimbo adds on the telly.

FFS. Does someone want to tell the advertising industry that Christmas is a Christian festival in fucking December.



And it's only going to get worse and worse from here on in. 

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH Fuckit.   Bah Humbug 

[lfcgeez]

........and a Happy New Year !

[Big Red Richie]

........and a Happy New Year !

I can live with a Happy New Year, just so long as it's not going to be advertised twenty times an hour, every hour for the best part of the next two months.

Tossers.

[Perkins]

Christmas can fuck off, people who hate you for the rest of the year shaking hands and wishing you the best, fuck off

[Big Red Richie]

Christmas can fuck off, people who hate you for the rest of the year shaking hands and wishing you the best, fuck off

Thats it son. Get in the spirit.


BAAAAAHHHHH HUMBUG !

[Chakan]

Santa hates jews

[Sir Harvest Fields]

think yourselves lucky. ill be tee total by xmas. bastard.

[Aristotle]

Santa hates jews

You can borrow my christianity, haven't used it this century so you can just dust it off and you should be good as new

[The G in Gerrard]

........and a Happy New Year !

Love Christmas, think New Year's Eve is vastly overrated

[Surprise me.]

Just went for a little walk and saw one house with their Christmas lights up already.

[Aristotle]

Love Christmas, think New Year's Eve is vastly overrated

That's because you lot are a bunch of amateurs

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Last year we bought the most fireworks per 100.000 people by something like 22 tons

[mbroon]

I thought Iceland were skint?

[brownie 09]

That's because you lot are a bunch of amateurs

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Last year we bought the most fireworks per 100.000 people by something like 22 tons

no we just dont waste it on fireworks we spend wisely like by buying more alcohol per 100.000 by something like 22 tons

[Buzz Killington]

I love it, but the ads are annoying

[BIGdavalad]

You're not the only one. If my missus mentions the Christmas tree once more I'm going to burn the fucker in the front garden.

[Red_Mist]

Hopefully you mean the tree!

[Sir Harvest Fields]

Just went for a little walk and saw one house with their Christmas lights up already.

i darent go to the local council estate. its where the leccy companies make their profits i reckon.

[Cochise]

Miserable bastards.

Chrimbo is fucking boss.

[BIGdavalad]

Hopefully you mean the tree!

Whichever's easier to get into the front garden, to be honest.

[rednich85]

I fucking love christmas.

Its infinately better now I have two young'uns and I feed off their excitement.

Its brilliant.

[Cochise]

I fucking love christmas.

Its infinately better now I have two young'uns and I feed off their excitement.

Its brilliant.

Snap mate.

[Grushko]

Hopefully you mean the tree!

Knowing Dava its probably 50/50.

Whichever's easier to get into the front garden, to be honest.

Thought as much.

[Myshkin]

My little brother and my niece are young so it'll be nice to see them excited. As for myself, I'm a bit of a weirdo who doesn't really enjoy 'designated fun times' like Christmas/New Year/Birthdays, unless I'm drunk of course!

[Grushko]

Christmas is okay if you have kids or are under 14 years old. Other than that its a massive pain in the arse.

[Zizou]

Time off work, alcohol aplenty, tons of food. What's not to like?

All TV commercials are irritating bouncey shite anyway, just because they have tinsel on them doesn't make them any more annoying to me.

[timiano]

Christmas is fucking awesome, just not the build up. It's mostly worth it though.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

You're not the only one. If my missus mentions the Christmas tree once more I'm going to burn the fucker in the front garden.

The wife, or the tree?

[Cochise]

The wife, or the tree?

Bit late with that mate

[Zanchent]

Meh.

It's great when you're a kid or have kids. Bit shite for me, house full of c*nts, average food and the annual receiving of purposeless presents you're meant to smile at and say "it's great"

[Aristotle]

I like Christmas. I just hate the fact that you can't make it past November 7th or something before you are drowned in the ads and the special offers and the fucking christmas music

[happy guy]

Fuck off christmas everyones is bloody happy for no reason I just hate happy people! Just act miserable like you are for the rest of the bloody year!

[Rusty Oysterburger]

I love Christmas at Christmas time, not in fucking Autumn. You can throw all the ad's you want at me from the 1st December but seeing endless couch warehouse adverts with fucking crappy looking CGI snow piled on top of the logo and jangly bells forcibly inserted into the jingle from the middle October is very aggravating.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

My shop is raking it in, took over £8,000 today so hell yeah baby, let's bring Christmas forward to begin in mid August   

[Agger]

It's always interesting to see when you get the first and last 'Merry Christmas and Happy New Year', some people are extremely early, and late for that matter. 

[Lucas21]

Cliff Richard comes out of hibernation around this time every year. The only thing that pisses me off about Christmas is X Factor

[payback]

best thing to do is get all your pressies before december, order the food online instead of going round asda when its packed, and then just relax and laugh at the dopey sods getting all stressed about it. 

[Gaz123456]

Going to Italy for a week over Christmas. Rather a good idea I think!

[Brian Blessed]

My daughter's excitement is the only good element. She enjoyed Halloween alot, so Christmas is going to drive her bonkers.

[Claire.]

*has christmas lights up on the balcony at home already*

*is considering putting the tree up in work next week*

[payback]

*has christmas lights up on the balcony at home already*

*is considering putting the tree up in work next week*

have you got 'last christmas' as a ring-tone as well?