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Things that make you feel old
« on: August 22, 2011, 01:52:49 am »
When I was about nine, I would watch Inspector Gadget on a black and white twelve inch Telly with a circular aerial attached to the back that had to just right to avoid snow on screen.

My three year is currently streaming Inspector Gadget on my iPad. And it's colour!

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2011, 02:10:39 am »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2011, 02:11:46 am »
younger people
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2011, 02:14:45 am »
The current batch of academy players, the first ones I'm older than, damn.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2011, 02:19:04 am »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2011, 02:31:13 am »
The current batch of academy players, the first ones I'm older than, damn.
hate that. Soto is my only senior at this point, I think.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2011, 02:37:55 am »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2011, 02:44:43 am »
Except Charlie Adam.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2011, 02:51:16 am »
hate that. Soto is my only senior at this point, I think.

Carra's got Soto beat.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2011, 03:17:19 am »
Carra's got Soto beat.
brilliant. I'm older than the entire team. Thanks for that.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2011, 03:55:32 am »
brilliant. I'm older than the entire team. Thanks for that.
But do you look younger than Charlie Adam? That's whats important  ;)

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2011, 06:12:45 am »
my little brother starting uni i can still remember taking him to his first day at school  :-X

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2011, 06:13:37 am »
Going for a Paramore concert and realising every other person around me is a pre teen girl.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2011, 06:22:50 am »
Hooking up with pre teen girls at paramore concerts always makes me feel pretty old. 
I remember years ago doing the fart with your fingers pointed like a gun.

I did it to my brother, I had a dressing gown on.

Instead of farting I shat on the floor - my brother thought I was demented.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2011, 06:25:22 am »
When the US president, the UK Prime Minister and the leader of the opposition and most MPs are all younger than you.
Depressing.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2011, 06:38:02 am »
Radio 1. Hardly understand a word they're on about nowadays.. and as for the 'music' they play...?!?!
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2011, 06:40:03 am »
When the US president, the UK Prime Minister and the leader of the opposition and most MPs are all younger than you.
Depressing.

;D Shouldn't you be off to bed old timer?
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2011, 06:43:02 am »
pretty much all media makes me feel old. And yeah, seeing the likes of Flanno in the squad when he looks about 8 years old.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2011, 06:58:26 am »
;D Shouldn't you be off to bed old timer?
:)
Fell asleep at midnight but woke up early. Far too early.
I was long distance commuting to work at a Tower of Silence in Plymouth last week and getting up at 6 to leave at 6.45 and haven't shaken it off yet.
And I'm in Oslo next week so don't really want to as even earlier risings there with the hour time difference.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2011, 07:01:14 am »
Actually having to worry about what time I need to be up to allow for travel makes me feel old.
I remember years ago doing the fart with your fingers pointed like a gun.

I did it to my brother, I had a dressing gown on.

Instead of farting I shat on the floor - my brother thought I was demented.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2011, 08:33:33 am »
younger people
This.

Speaking about something that is to me common knowledge and youngsters not having a clue what I'm on about.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2011, 08:35:13 am »
Radio 1. Hardly understand a word they're on about nowadays.. and as for the 'music' they play...?!?!

A lot of songs on Radio 1 I feel appalled at the lyrics and have an old grumpy lady rant about how it must be damaging the children.  :(
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2011, 09:20:12 am »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2011, 09:23:42 am »
Hangovers lasting a couple of days.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2011, 09:49:45 am »
my little brother starting uni i can still remember taking him to his first day at school  :-X
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2011, 12:23:20 pm »
The current batch of academy players, the first ones I'm older than, damn.

Seconded. Feels bad, man.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2011, 12:35:48 pm »
Loving to hear F.Sinatra, Classical, and watching Humphrey Bogart movies over the contemporary bullshit that's peddled from the music "industry" these days.

And the fact that I'm getting to be older than most of the players coming trough hurts as well. Frimpongs 19 ffs.

And lastly, the grand Amiga that's upstairs hoarding dust.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2011, 12:37:14 pm »
Three pint hangovers.
Not understanding certain types of new technology.
Being tired all the time. That one could be down to having young kids.
When saying "shall we have an early night?" means sleep.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2011, 12:42:43 pm »
Going to most bars in town on a Saturday night. I'm only 34 but feel like a dinosaur when surrounded by students and teenagers.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2011, 12:43:46 pm »
Grey chest hair.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2011, 01:25:22 pm »
Radio 1. Hardly understand a word they're on about nowadays.. and as for the 'music' they play...?!?!

This, and the fact I realised there are players in the premier league who were born in the 90s :o

I remember Italia 90 :(

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2011, 01:39:03 pm »
When you think you'd look quite good in clobber from Marks & Spencer.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2011, 01:54:37 pm »
When you think you'd look quite good in clobber from Marks & Spencer.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2011, 01:55:18 pm »
When you think you'd look quite good in clobber from Marks & Spencer.

Thats not old mate, thats senile.

Nothing makes me feel old. Im 38 next week and i feel about 20. Apart from the gammy eye, fucked knees , sciatica, weak bladder and the inability to maintain an erection that is.
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #34 on: August 22, 2011, 01:56:37 pm »
Thats not old mate, thats senile.

Nothing makes me feel old. Im 38 next week and i feel about 20. Apart from the gammy eye, fucked knees , sciatica, weak bladder and the inability to maintain an erection that is.
Ok, knowing I'm older than SHF makes me feel very old.  ;)

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2011, 02:09:55 pm »
Looking at the age of most football players. As a kid you used to look up to them as they were older and you wanted to be one of them.

Now you realise you are older than 90% of them and they are millionaires before they are 25. Massive dose of reality.

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2011, 02:17:47 pm »
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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #37 on: August 22, 2011, 02:35:07 pm »
Looking at the age of most football players. As a kid you used to look up to them as they were older and you wanted to be one of them.

Now you realise you are older than 90% of them and they are millionaires before they are 25. Massive dose of reality.

This.

I am 25 and already feel old, loads of footballers younger than me with all that money and fame is depressing too.

Also I like Queen, Metallica and shit like that, I know they are opposites in genre but it's proper music with instruments and shit, JLS and all that bollocks can go fuck themselves, I do like Lady GaGa I am afraid to say but only because her music actually has lyrics which make sense/tell a small story as opposed to people like Ke$ha and shit like that, plus she is very talented (look up Lady Gaga Acoustic on Youtube and you will see)

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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #38 on: August 22, 2011, 02:36:46 pm »
When your friends are pregnant and married and their parents are in hospital more than out of it.


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Re: Things that make you feel old
« Reply #39 on: August 22, 2011, 02:45:46 pm »
ankles and feet aching like fuck after a game for about two days