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I'm a “celebrity”
« on: November 9, 2019, 12:55:11 am »
Normally great TV. Ant & Dec back this year.

Rumoured line up includes Caitlyn Jenner apparently.

On a side note - Emily from last year was on same flight as me  ;D
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #1 on: November 9, 2019, 10:52:20 am »
Who is Caitlin Jenner?

Emily is Paul Mcartneys great niece of course
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #2 on: November 9, 2019, 11:02:09 am »
I don't do polite so fuck yoursalf with your stupid accusations...

Right you fuckwit I will show you why you are talking out of your fat arse...

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #3 on: November 9, 2019, 01:26:28 pm »
Normally great TV. Ant & Dec back this year.

Rumoured line up includes Caitlyn Jenner apparently.

On a side note - Emily from last year was on same flight as me  ;D

Are you going in!?!

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #4 on: November 9, 2019, 01:57:19 pm »
• Adele Roberts
• Caitlyn Jenner
• Ian Wright
• Nadine Coyle
• Andrew Whyment
• Jacqueline Jossa
• Kate Garraway
• James Haskell
• Roman Kemp
• Myles Stephenson

I know about 4 of them. They were never going to live up to last year anyway. Best lineup they ever had.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #5 on: November 9, 2019, 01:59:11 pm »
By law one of them has to be a Pussycat Doll and two must be from TOWIE or the Chelsea shite. Not sure which of the above are.

Ian Wright should be decent value. Can imagine Haskell being a bit of a dick but probably quite funny. Roman Kemp is one of the Spandau Ballet sons I think.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #6 on: November 9, 2019, 02:11:57 pm »
You can tell its nearly Christmas
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #7 on: November 9, 2019, 02:48:05 pm »
• Adele Roberts
• Caitlyn Jenner
• Ian Wright
• Nadine Coyle
• Andrew Whyment
• Jacqueline Jossa
• Kate Garraway
• James Haskell
• Roman Kemp
• Myles Stephenson

I know about 4 of them. They were never going to live up to last year anyway. Best lineup they ever had.

I do quite enjoy the show, but calling it 'I'm a Celebrity....'' is really pushing it.

I've only heard of five of the ten 'celebs' there. Surely a 'celeb' has to at least be a household name.
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #8 on: November 9, 2019, 09:35:39 pm »
The only downside of Ian Wright going on I'm A Celebrity is it's leaving the door open for more Murphy and Jenas on MOTD.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #9 on: November 9, 2019, 09:48:19 pm »
Kate Gerrinthere's knockers, are proper knockers.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2019, 11:06:04 am »
Kate Gerrinthere's knockers, are proper knockers.



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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2019, 12:42:12 pm »
Kate Gerrinthere's knockers, are proper knockers.



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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2019, 07:49:13 pm »
Kate Gerrinthere's knockers, are proper knockers.
Comment like that nearly caused a breakdown the other week.
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2019, 10:08:46 pm »
I’m watching again

Fuck it I’ve come full circle of loving this stuff again. Weird

When’s it start ?
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2019, 10:13:24 pm »
I’m watching again

Fuck it I’ve come full circle of loving this stuff again. Weird

When’s it start ?

Sunday 9pm.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2019, 10:14:04 pm »
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2019, 06:20:28 pm »
used to work with Adeles mum in southport. Her dad did work on our house and i also dj'd in same clubs as her around southport

She used to come in to see her mum at work when she was 10 or 11 and was dead cute kid. Ended up becoming a bit of a tit tho and up her own arse

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2019, 07:18:56 pm »
I've had a couple of wanks over Kate Garraway, which is about a close as I've come to any of them.
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2019, 07:42:10 pm »
used to work with Adeles mum in southport. Her dad did work on our house and i also dj'd in same clubs as her around southport

She used to come in to see her mum at work when she was 10 or 11 and was dead cute kid. Ended up becoming a bit of a tit tho and up her own arse

Who is she Capon? Why’s she famous?

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2019, 07:49:08 pm »
I've had a couple of wanks over Kate Garraway, which is about a close as I've come to any of them.

I hope Piers Moron appeared on screen just as you reached the vinegar strokes.

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« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2019, 12:40:10 am »
Who is she Capon? Why’s she famous?
she was in Big brother years ago then got a job dj'in on radio 1 or something off the back off bb

shes not famous mate to be honest. Plus shes shite at dj'n. Got given a load of her records by a mate cos she was moving and you shoulda seen the absolute wank in there. Still got them in a lock up somewhere. Loadsa poppy dance shite and some god awful rnB

Used to have a ball working with her mum jackie tho. Proper funny woman and one of the nicest people ive ever met

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2019, 12:41:27 am »
I've had a couple of wanks over Kate Garraway, which is about a close as I've come to any of them.
haha shes boss her

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2019, 09:06:20 pm »
haha shes boss her

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2019, 09:09:49 pm »
Ian Wright doesn't have to watch Arsenal for three weeks the lucky bastard.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #24 on: November 17, 2019, 09:20:49 pm »
used to work with Adeles mum in southport. Her dad did work on our house and i also dj'd in same clubs as her around southport

She used to come in to see her mum at work when she was 10 or 11 and was dead cute kid. Ended up becoming a bit of a tit tho and up her own arse

Which southport clubs did you get the pleasure of working in?
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #25 on: November 17, 2019, 09:37:55 pm »
Nadine is a lovely Irish beauty.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #26 on: November 17, 2019, 09:43:45 pm »
Nadine is a lovely Irish beauty.

Was she in the Rose of Tralee?

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #27 on: November 17, 2019, 10:08:16 pm »
Who's this Andrew fella?
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #28 on: November 17, 2019, 10:11:18 pm »
Who's this Andrew fella?

He’s a comedian. Does a lot of Radio 4 stuff so you’ve outed yourself as someone a little more lowbrow.

I’m sure Mrs Brown will be on shortly for you.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #29 on: November 17, 2019, 10:14:02 pm »
At least Wright didn't have to skydive.

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« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2019, 10:16:47 pm »


He’s a comedian. Does a lot of Radio 4 stuff so you’ve outed yourself as someone a little more lowbrow.

I’m sure Mrs Brown will be on shortly for you.

Hahaha fuck off you middle class twat! ;D
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2019, 10:19:58 pm »

Hahaha fuck off you middle class twat! ;D

Reported.

Haha can’t really say I’ve heard of him earlier but he mentioned that on his introduction. He looks vaguely familiar but not sure why.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2019, 07:12:39 am »
Who's this Andrew fella?
Dunno but I saw him last Christmas

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2019, 12:46:54 pm »
Removing all live animals from trials is going to make it even more shit.

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« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2019, 12:59:30 pm »
Reported.


I apologise wholeheartedly for calling you middle class.
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2019, 12:59:32 pm »
Removing all live animals from trials is going to make it even more shit.

Did someone read a headline then post this?  ;D

They're removing eating live insects. That's all.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2019, 01:02:01 pm »
I apologise wholeheartedly for calling you middle class.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2019, 01:04:23 pm »
Nadine is a lovely Irish beauty.

A lovely Gurrrl she really is too

Just look at her there in the jungle...smiling.

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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2019, 03:15:53 pm »
Did someone read a headline then post this?  ;D


Guilty, your Honour.

 ;D


(in mitigation, I don't watch this anyway so had no interest in reading past the headline)
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Re: I'm a celebrity 2019
« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2019, 09:21:01 pm »
That fella deffo has no bloke down stairs stuff. Thought he just had tit implants.
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