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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19400 on: April 10, 2023, 08:46:24 am »
https://twitter.com/WTA/status/1645141119548915713

Some shot this from Ons Jabeur ;D

Love watching her play, she brings some much needed variety to the women's game which is too often just baseline ball bashing.
Agree. She's completely unique in her style of play and some of the shots she plays seem to go against the laws of physics :D It's ridiculous at times.

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« Reply #19401 on: April 10, 2023, 08:52:35 am »
https://twitter.com/WTA/status/1645141119548915713

Some shot this from Ons Jabeur ;D

Love watching her play, she brings some much needed variety to the women's game which is too often just baseline ball bashing.
Superb.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19402 on: April 10, 2023, 08:58:53 am »
A needed win for Jabeur because she's been crap this season and she's defending masses of points soon.

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« Reply #19403 on: April 10, 2023, 10:51:32 am »
https://twitter.com/WTA/status/1645141119548915713

Some shot this from Ons Jabeur ;D

Love watching her play, she brings some much needed variety to the women's game which is too often just baseline ball bashing.

It was a really good final.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19404 on: May 7, 2023, 05:23:33 pm »
Andy Murray beats Tommy Paul in Aix-en-Provence final for first title since 2019

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/65519683

G'wan Andy. Only a Challenger level title but a nice top-20 scalp in the final.
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« Reply #19405 on: May 7, 2023, 05:58:15 pm »
My hero. My mate.

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« Reply #19406 on: May 7, 2023, 06:13:22 pm »
Andy Murray beats Tommy Paul in Aix-en-Provence final for first title since 2019

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis/65519683

G'wan Andy. Only a Challenger level title but a nice top-20 scalp in the final.
In the top 50 now as well.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19407 on: May 18, 2023, 03:36:51 pm »
Nadal pulls out of Roland Garros. I sorta assumed that he'd turn up and announce his retirement after he got knocked out. Or, you know, won the damn thing. He says that he'll play next year, but he's out for the next few months anyway.
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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19408 on: May 18, 2023, 04:21:20 pm »
Congratulations Novak Djokovic I guess.

He got all upset yesterday because Norrie hit him with a smash after he turned his back.

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« Reply #19409 on: May 18, 2023, 04:23:05 pm »
Congratulations Novak Djokovic I guess.
He won't win Roland Garros. Lost to Rune yesterday didn't he?

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19410 on: May 18, 2023, 04:33:42 pm »
Hard to imagine the sport without either Federer or Nadal. Federer didn’t go out with the most slams and neither will Nadal, but to anyone who’s watched their careers unfold that won’t matter in the slightest. They’re both the greatest, end of.

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« Reply #19411 on: May 28, 2023, 11:37:52 am »
Kostyuk booed after her loss to Sabalenka as she didn't shake hands, Sabalenka confused because she thought she was being booed and gave a sarcastic bow in response - Roland Garros has begun :D It's the first time I've seen people react like this to a Ukrainian player refusing to shake hands. Awkward.

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« Reply #19412 on: May 29, 2023, 01:41:02 pm »
Kostyuk booed after her loss to Sabalenka as she didn't shake hands, Sabalenka confused because she thought she was being booed and gave a sarcastic bow in response - Roland Garros has begun :D It's the first time I've seen people react like this to a Ukrainian player refusing to shake hands. Awkward.
Missed the tennis yesterday. Why did she refuse to shake hands?

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« Reply #19413 on: May 29, 2023, 04:06:16 pm »
Missed the tennis yesterday. Why did she refuse to shake hands?

Since Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Ukrainian players have generally refused to shake hands with Russian and Belarusian players. I haven't seen it caused problems anywhere until yesterday but clearly the French are having none of it. This happened just hours after Kyiv was attacked, too, so these were really not nice scenes.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19414 on: May 29, 2023, 06:45:18 pm »
Hard to imagine the sport without either Federer or Nadal. Federer didn’t go out with the most slams and neither will Nadal, but to anyone who’s watched their careers unfold that won’t matter in the slightest. They’re both the greatest, end of.

They took the game to a whole new level and Rafa’s record at RG is simply astonishing but Novak has arguably won loads of Slams against harder players.

He’s not as exciting to watch and also a massive prick so won’t be seen in same light.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19415 on: May 30, 2023, 04:52:57 pm »
Medvedev out against Brazilian qualifier Seyboth-Wild.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19416 on: May 30, 2023, 04:53:27 pm »
Medvedev out against Brazilian qualifier Seyboth-Wild.

He was great
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #19417 on: May 30, 2023, 04:58:53 pm »
He was great

Saw bits here and there and he did look like he played well.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19418 on: May 30, 2023, 05:00:51 pm »
Saw bits here and there and he did look like he played well.

It was really windy out there but he had more about him.

Medvedev is pretty dull to watch.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19419 on: May 30, 2023, 05:18:07 pm »
Djokovic becomes a bigger c*nt by the tournament
And if the rain stops, and everything's dry.. she would cry, just so I could drink tears from her eyes.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19420 on: May 30, 2023, 05:23:56 pm »
Djokovic becomes a bigger c*nt by the tournament

What’s he done ?
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19421 on: May 30, 2023, 05:28:19 pm »
What’s he done ?

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2023/may/29/what-are-we-doing-here-cameron-norrie-upset-with-umpires-intervention

To be fair I don't know enough about Kosovo to understand how right or wrong his viewpoint is and to what extent, but it's obviously a divisive issue and one that he knows full well will cause controversy.
And if the rain stops, and everything's dry.. she would cry, just so I could drink tears from her eyes.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19422 on: May 30, 2023, 08:41:06 pm »
Enjoying this Azarenka v Andreescu match
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19423 on: May 31, 2023, 01:09:42 pm »
Djokovic becomes a bigger c*nt by the tournament

I mean - he’s a far right Serbian Nationalist and conspiracy theorist.

Aside from the fact his style of play is monotonous (he’s a Mourinho against Federer’s Cruyff), he’s just an objectively bad person.

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« Reply #19424 on: May 31, 2023, 01:55:35 pm »
The sooner he fucks off and retires the better. Him and his family are thoroughly unsavoury individuals

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« Reply #19425 on: May 31, 2023, 06:36:22 pm »
The sooner he fucks off and retires the better. Him and his family are thoroughly unsavoury individuals

Is he disliked by other players on the Tour?
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19426 on: May 31, 2023, 08:23:32 pm »
Djokovic becomes a bigger c*nt by the tournament
I despise the motherf*cker.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19427 on: June 2, 2023, 07:28:36 pm »
Damn, Norrie just got schooled like a 100 ranked jabber.

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Re: The Tennis Thread - Sponsored By Melt-downium
« Reply #19428 on: June 3, 2023, 02:56:26 pm »
Watching iga swiatek in action is just brilliant to see genius at work.

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« Reply #19429 on: June 3, 2023, 03:33:32 pm »
Watching iga swiatek in action is just brilliant to see genius at work.

Double bagel  :)

She's bloody brilliant, especially at the French!  It's her best tournament.

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« Reply #19430 on: June 3, 2023, 03:39:10 pm »
Damn, Norrie just got schooled like a 100 ranked jabber.
Norrie doesn't have a lot going for him compared to his rivals imo.

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« Reply #19431 on: June 4, 2023, 03:07:09 pm »
Djokovic is going to win the Tournament.

Reckon he may retire at end of year too.
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #19432 on: June 4, 2023, 03:22:38 pm »
Djokovic is going to win the Tournament.

Reckon he may retire at end of year too.

Between him and Alcaraz for me. They're due to meet in the quarters as well.
We have to change from doubter to believer. Now.

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« Reply #19433 on: June 4, 2023, 03:52:31 pm »
Between him and Alcaraz for me. They're due to meet in the quarters as well.

Is it that early ? Bloody hell
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« Reply #19434 on: June 4, 2023, 03:55:47 pm »
Is it that early ? Bloody hell
Semis
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« Reply #19435 on: June 4, 2023, 03:56:27 pm »
Djokovic is going to win the Tournament.

Reckon he may retire at end of year too.
Depends if he wants Olympic gold.
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« Reply #19436 on: June 4, 2023, 03:58:17 pm »
Between him and Alcaraz for me. They're due to meet in the quarters as well.

Djokovic is playing Khachanov in the quarters. The other quarter could be Alcaraz-Tsitsipas if they both win today.

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« Reply #19437 on: June 4, 2023, 03:59:18 pm »
Djokovic is playing Khachanov in the quarters. The other quarter could be Alcaraz-Tsitsipas if they both win today.

Draw feels quite lopsided
No, jazz. You fear jazz. You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Oh look, it's a fence. But, no, it's soft.

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« Reply #19438 on: June 4, 2023, 04:01:14 pm »
Depends if he wants Olympic gold.

Djokovic is playing Khachanov in the quarters. The other quarter could be Alcaraz-Tsitsipas if they both win today.

Yeah, sorry I misread. They're due to play each other in the semi's.
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« Reply #19439 on: June 4, 2023, 04:06:38 pm »
Draw feels quite lopsided

It really is. In the other half, Ruud (4) and Rune (6) will meet in the quarters if they both win. The rest are seeded 22 or more, or unseeded. Quite the difference.