'Have you heard?'
'Of course I've heard, it's everywhere. It's spreading faster than a rentboys cheeks'
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'This is a bucket of shit. If someone throws shit at us, we throw shit back at them. We start a shit fight. We throw so much shit back at them so they can't pick up shit, they can't throw shit, they can't DO shit.'
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'Geoff Holhurst? One thing - he has got a very small head. You know how Geoff photographs - it's like his body's in the foreground and his head is really, really far away.
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Daily Mail editor: 'We better run with something, otherwise we'll have to reprint Hitler's fucking diaries. Again.'
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'Malcolm, this is a traditional oldfashioned news story called Minister looks a tit'
'Hey, everybody looks a tit, you know? Take two of this shots of him looking moronic out, leave a couple in of him looking a little bit dim, put one of him composed, drop it down in the running order, and we've got a deal.'
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'Julius? Nicholson? That-baldie-pussy? If you think he's leaking now, wait till you see when I'm finished with him! He'll look like fucking Mel Gibson's Jesus! Fuck!'