My bird has been getting on my back recently about commitment issues and that I need to show her a sign of how committed I was to her, her suggestion? A tattoo of her name.
I said fuck that, laughing as you do, but it went down like a lead balloon. She was fucking serious and wouldn't speak to me for ages.
A fucking tattoo?! At least you can taking a fucking engagement/wedding ring off. Or the other solution I came up with was getting "I love pussy" tattooed on my wrist in a foreign language and telling her it was her name.