last night my boyfriend was very kind and made my dinner, made me a sandwich for today's lunch and put the littleun to bed.
As a result of his thoughtfulness - i feel like i had to return the favour - so off i popped to the
shops today to get him something tasty for his tea.
Anyway while buying the beer and food, i text him about a missed call i recieved while shopping, he confirms its him and while the cashier is asking do i want any cash back...i'm distracted and say no - when i needed some money to get a taxi home. So i think sod it - its only three bags of shopping and a 10/15 minute walk - i'll walk. Set off and realise the bags are a quite heavey and i'll be pretty much fucked by the time i get home but hey i need the excerise.
Half way home after swapping and rejusting the bags that are cutting into my hands the first of the three bags rips. Fuck. okayyyy right thats three bags of shopping into two bags and off i toddle with the handles of the shopping bags cutting into my hands even more.
I'm three quaters of the way home, going thru a park and up about thirty steps, when the 2nd bag of shopping goes. Off down the steps goes my tins of beans. So i'm totally fucked off now. Having retrieved my shopping - i spy a scraggy old carry bag discarded in the bushes. So i put what i can salvage into the first bag, put some tins in my coat pocket, put whats least likely to be contaminated in the scraggy carrier bag and head home.
only a street away from my house - a friendly dog decides to follow me home sniffing at my shopping - when low and behold the third and final carrier bag goes. The old lady who'd been out walking her dog finally calls it and the dog runs off before i kill it. So totally stuck i decide to leave some of the shopping at some random persons house.
i carry what i can in my hands, pockets and scraggy carrier bag. Finally get home get some spare carrier bags and go back to the random persons house, overjoyed to find my shopping still there, retrieve it and take it home.
I'm tired, my hands ache, and i'm fucked off. Its all my boyfriends fault in a roundabout way and i'll be letting him know when he gets in.