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My ex claimed to have sent me a text and was angry I didn't reply, I checked my phone, no text, she showed me her phone, no text sent. Bitch was adamant she'd sent it and there'd been a mistake and somehow twisted the situation to still be angry at me.

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My ex claimed to have sent me a text and was angry I didn't reply, I checked my phone, no text, she showed me her phone, no text sent. Bitch was adamant she'd sent it and there'd been a mistake and somehow twisted the situation to still be angry at me.

Send her a text to see if she is still talking to you.

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Send her a text to see if she is still talking to you.
:D

I saw her the other day actually, she says hello whenever I see her but always drops a hint reminding me about the text, like I give a crap any more.

Edit: Now to be fair to her, it is annoying when people don't reply but still she was just crazy anyway.
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Was at a party and went the bar, and bought her a double vodka lemonade. Turns out she only wanted a single, and went fucking beserk and argued for half the night.

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My ex once got upset at me because I said I disliked Lady GaGa. No, genuinely upset. Wouldn't even talk to me. On the verge of tears. Went on about being an inspiration and true credit to modern art, I didn't understand. Fucks sake, all I said was "I'm not interested in that music". Yeah, fucked that one off sharpish. Saved myself the time.

I'm approaching a year with my girlfriend right now and it's been so, so, so much better than everyone before. We've never fallen out, nor even got close to raising our voices at eachother. Planning to keep it that way.
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My ex girlfriend of about two years at the time got mad at me when reminsicing about how we met she remembered I was taking the piss out of her posh accent the first time we Met.

First of all she said it was one of the first things that attracted her to me was that I was confident enough to approach her and rip her pne because of her accent......then she remembered I was actually slagging her. In the space of 5 minutes (during wich time I said nothing just watched in amazement) how she turned herself from happy to a mini fucking hiroshima. With no help from me.

Beginning of the end. Mopved out stayed single for years. Now like mega superb well over two years with the new one and couldn't be happier.
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I regularly fall out with my boyfriend because he's wrong but he's one of the 'I'm never wrong types'. About a third of the time he admits it and everything is fine, the two thirds are what are going to drive me to stuff a pillow over his face while he sleeps.
Enemy, at that time, and now, I cant think of anything good to say about her. She's still being a c*nt

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A friend of mine died, needless to say I wasn't feeling myself but this translated into "you don't want to be with me anymore" and all that absolute tripe, broke up few days later .

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A friend of mine died, needless to say I wasn't feeling myself but this translated into "you don't want to be with me anymore" and all that absolute tripe, broke up few days later .

Wow, what a dick.

A friend of mine died unexpectedly in November and I was away in Chester, told my boyfriend by text he'd died. When I arrived back home 2 days later he didn't even ask how I was or any details, went straight into jabbering about himself.  :butt I didn't take huge exception though.
Enemy, at that time, and now, I cant think of anything good to say about her. She's still being a c*nt

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Wow, what a dick.

A friend of mine died unexpectedly in November and I was away in Chester, told my boyfriend by text he'd died. When I arrived back home 2 days later he didn't even ask how I was or any details, went straight into jabbering about himself.  :butt I didn't take huge exception though.
Ouch.

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Ouch.

I guess avoidance of issues is still an acknowledgement of them being there. Haha. Did grate a little when in the days following when I was looking glum there was the obligatory 'what's up with your face?' comments. I dunno.....my friend who I was close to and lived with not more than a couple of years ago is dead at the age of 27? Hmmm.

Oh wells.

My favourite stand offs with my partner are about his time management. He has no concept of time. He has deadlines, I present ways to meet them only to be batted off with 'I'll be alright thanks' whilst thinking 'Umm...no you won't and I can tell you it's not humanly possible but okay'. X number of hours later with the deadline way gone and the job half done it's somehow my fault that it's not sorted.
Enemy, at that time, and now, I cant think of anything good to say about her. She's still being a c*nt

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Don't you just hate partners who are never wrong, even though they are wrong, they are never wrong, but they are wrong, but they won't admit they are wrong, even though we all know theyre wrong, they still think theyre right. Or just won't back down, to the fact they are wrong.
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When my current/maybesoontobeex partner had post natal depression, I remember she went fuckin ballistic because I brought the Echo home instead of the Mirror.

And I`m talking ballistic (quick, fuckin get out the way its coming type ballistic). She fuckin launched something at me.

I only got the wrong paper  :o

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They can get away with murder through post natal depression can't they?
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My ex once got upset at me because I said I disliked Lady GaGa. No, genuinely upset. Wouldn't even talk to me. On the verge of tears. Went on about being an inspiration and true credit to modern art, I didn't understand. Fucks sake, all I said was "I'm not interested in that music". Yeah, fucked that one off sharpish. Saved myself the time.

I'm approaching a year with my girlfriend right now and it's been so, so, so much better than everyone before. We've never fallen out, nor even got close to raising our voices at eachother. Planning to keep it that way.

Don`t want to be a downer mate but you`ve got no chance of that "none arguing" situation carrying on. Give it time mate give it time. This time next year I expect an update of both you and your partner standing in the dock accused of GBH on each other  ;D

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They can get away with murder through post natal depression can't they?

Oh fuck me your not wrong Paul. I couldn`t say nothing because it was always "Well it`s not me is it it`s the PND". What do you say to that

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Oh fuck me your not wrong Paul. I couldn`t say nothing because it was always "Well it`s not me is it it`s the PND". What do you say to that

although you are right,  i mean they can literally get away with murder

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although you are right,  i mean they can literally get away with murder
Literally?  :o

So who has gone erm, ....missing?

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Literally?  :o

So who has gone erm, ....missing?

probably loads, sure its a loophole in the law though.
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I can understand what you're going through, it was def a contributing factor in us deciding to stop having any more.

Deciding to have a child is certainly not a way of getting "closer".

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my ex bird tried to stab me once, i did a matrix move to avoid impact. was drunk aswell, not sure how i did it. The next day she said " i would have got away with it"

Shocking stuff.

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My ex got in a mood with me and promptly finished with me a few days later because i went to london for new years eve t spend it with my friends as it was our last year at uni together etc instead of spending it with his friends getting drunk and stoned, who i had never met before.

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My ex got in a mood with me and promptly finished with me a few days later because i went to london for new years eve t spend it with my friends as it was our last year at uni together etc instead of spending it with his friends getting drunk and stoned, who i had never met before.

did you ring him at 12 oclock?
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did you ring him at 12 oclock?

No, I was at the fireworks in central and a fight broke out near where i was bang on 12 with people throwing glass everywhere so I was getting trampled on, but i texted when i got home...not that i got a reply.

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No, I was at the fireworks in central and a fight broke out near where i was bang on 12 with people throwing glass everywhere so I was getting trampled on, but i texted when i got home...not that i got a reply.

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My ex once got angry with me as I was mean to her in a dream. She admitted it was abut silly but was a bitch all the same

Also, after we watched the Patriot, she decided I was just another English thug and barely talked to me for days

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


In all honesty he was probably banging someone else.

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In all honesty he was probably banging someone else.

well why didnt you just say that, the c*nt.
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My ex once got angry with me as I was mean to her in a dream. She admitted it was abut silly but was a bitch all the same

Also, after we watched the Patriot, she decided I was just another English thug and barely talked to me for days

this has to be the winner, you was mean to her in a dream? and she kicked off? hahaahahahaaaaaaa
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My ex once got angry with me as I was mean to her in a dream. She admitted it was abut silly but was a bitch all the same

Also, after we watched the Patriot, she decided I was just another English thug and barely talked to me for days

I got this once. My ex had a dream that I cheated on her with her friend, and apparently you dream about things which are likely to happen. This dream meant I would shag her friend, so she didn't speak to me for a week. Mental.

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I got this once. My ex had a dream that I cheated on her with her friend, and apparently you dream about things which are likely to happen. This dream meant I would shag her friend, so she didn't speak to me for a week. Mental.
Please say you shagged her mate.
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Please say you shagged her mate.


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Of course he did, it was in her dream and that means it was always likely to happen!
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Please say you shagged her mate.

Haha, I didn't. That would have made my ex seem far too sane.

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My ex got in a mood with me and promptly finished with me a few days later because i went to london for new years eve t spend it with my friends as it was our last year at uni together etc instead of spending it with his friends getting drunk and stoned, who i had never met before.

I'd be annoyed at that as well.

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I'd be annoyed at that as well.
Why? He could of come up to london with me if he wanted to spend it with me that much?

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